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Ever wondered what would happen when sailor senshi henishin (transformation) get interrupted? Here's my humor take on that.Related content
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SailorEnergy In reply to ??? [2015-02-24 02:52:34 +0000 UTC]
Ami: "And please pay for the hospital bills for everyone who got hurt."
Akosmia: "Yep, yep."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-02-24 03:01:23 +0000 UTC]
Mark: *Hands Ami a blank check* "Will that do?" *Mark then turns to Akosmia* "And what about you? I suppose you'll be wanting something out of this too, won't you?
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-02-24 23:02:53 +0000 UTC]
Ami: "You write it and there must be enough in your account to cover the costs."
Akosmia: "Me? I'm just dropping by."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-02-24 23:34:36 +0000 UTC]
Mark: *Turns to Ami again* "I left it blank because I don't know how much hospital bills cost on this puny planet. No offense, little blue. As for my account, take as much as you want." *Mark then turns to Akosmia* "And if you're just dropping by, then why are you still here?"
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-02-26 04:02:12 +0000 UTC]
Ami: "Alright. Thank you, sir." (walking away)
Akosmia: "No idea."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-02-26 04:36:41 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "Not so fast, little blue." *A barrier blocks her path* "You don't get to leave until I do. And I won't be leaving until I figure out what this other girl wants. If there's one thing i've learned in my travels, it's that everybody wants something." *He looks Akosmia dead in the eye* "So, how long are we gonna have to stand around here until you tell me what you want?"
Me:
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-02-28 06:14:18 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "No idea. Maybe some attention for a completely original character like me?"
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-02-28 07:17:03 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "Oh, I know that feeling. Don't worry though, someday someone will notice you. I guess you and I are more alike than I thought. We're both completely original characters of our own stories."
Me: "Yep. I guess so, then again Mark it doesn't help when you invade other series' just for laughs and leave them in ruin! Remember how much of a failure you turned E.T. into?"
Mark: "Which one was that again?"
Me: *Glares angrily* "You're hopeless."
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-01 03:35:47 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "Well, nice meeting an OC like you!"
Β AKosmia's expression shows that she did not recognize E.T. either.
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-01 17:20:25 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "Likewise. But if you don't mind me asking, what's with the outfit?"
Me: "We might be here a while....*Sigh*" *I sit down on a bench and start reading with Ami to pass the time*
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-01 19:46:45 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "This? I like it because it makes me look sexy."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-01 23:34:17 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "I wouldn't call it 'sexy', it's a bit too revealing for my taste. But you do have nice hair, I will say that." *Mark then tilts his head in wonder* "I wonder though...Are these real or fake?"
*At around the same time*
Me: "Don't mind us, we're only going to die of starvation over here."
Ami: "I have to use the bathroom!"
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-02 03:00:04 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "Peh, I rather not end up dressed like that Muneca doll. I prefer to be free."
Β Β She scratches her head and goes "Thanks. Of course, they're the real Cup-Bs not those fake balloons those ugly gals have on their chests!"
Daryl: "Would you like some snacks?" (offering some snacks)
Β "And my creator must apologize that he won't RG any canon characters."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-02 03:14:58 +0000 UTC]
Mark: *Blushing lightly from akwardness* "........Good to know.....But actually, I was referring to your wings. I've seen many in my lifetime, but I can't tell with yours."
Me: "Thanks Daryl."
Ami: "I really have to use the bathroom!"
Me: *Serious tone* "MARK!!"
Mark: "......Fine." *Disperses the barrier preventing Ami from leaving. She doesn't hesitate to leave.*
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-02 03:24:57 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia "Ack! I'm sorry! I"m sorry I didn't mean to embarrass you like that!"Β
She's quite embarrassed from misinterpreting what Mark said.
Akosmia:Β "Anyway, yeah, they're real and mechanical. They're a pain in the back most of the time." (holding up aΒ Diagram of Akosmia s Wings )
Daryl is surprised to see how fast Ami ran.
Daryl: "Uh, you're welcome!" (turning to you)
(Me: Thanks. I'm sorry that I'm not comfortable with RP-ing canon characters since they don't belong to us. )
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-02 03:44:18 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "I-It's alright, just another that I now know about you!" *Mark takes a deep breath of air to calm himself before continuing* "So, wings that are artificial and real at the same time...Amazing!!" *Mark then notices the scars on her body* "Well, what happened here?" *He leans closer for a better look*
Me: *eating pretzels happily*
(Also, not a problem. I myself am completely fine with RP-ing canon characters, but I don't like making people uncomfortable. I'll just have to remember that.)
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-02 04:09:17 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "Yeah, yeah." (still embarrassed and waiting for Mark to calm down)
Β "I have no idea on how I ended up with those wings and where they came from."
Β Β "I got in a bunch of nasty fights with those @#$#@ witchhunters who beleived that chaos is evil when it's one of the natural elements of the universe!" (dark expression)
Energeia shows up, munching on blueberries happily.
(Okay! Don't be surprised if I become quiet from time to time. I could be away for a whole day or even a week because of geology jobs and I'm in midst of drawing my original webcomics. )
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-02 04:26:51 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "It's a good thing witch-hunters are a thing of the past." *He backs up so that Akosmia can have her personal space* "Anyways, I-" *He is cut off*
???: "Hi dad!!" *Pops out from behind a corner*
Mark: "What are you doing here, Ashlei? I told you to stay back on the ship, didn't I?"
Ashlei: "I got bored." *She approaches Akosmia* "So who's this, a new commander for the military? Dad?"
Me: "Nope." *Runs out of pretzels* "Hey Energeia, do you have anything I could eat?"
(It wouldn't surprise me if you went quiet from time to time. So don't worry about that.)
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-02 04:59:25 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia was going to retort before she got cut off also.
Akosmia: "Commander? Military? (backing up a bit)
Β Β "Dad? Is this cute gal your daugther?
Energeia stops and has an guilty look on her face.
She holds up a plastic box showing only one blueberry left.
(Okay, thanks. )
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-02 05:24:05 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "Not really, but i'm the closest thing she has to a family, and we treat each other as such. You could even say I adopted her."
Ashlei: "Yep!" *Smiling happily*
Mark: "Don't worry about the millitary thing, it's just a running joke of ours. Once, I accidentally confused a complete stranger for one of my low-ranking commanders, and now he's one of my most trusted advisors. So whenever she sees me talking to someone she doesn't know...You get it."
Me: *To Energeia* "You can have it."
(No problem.)
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-02 17:09:52 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "AWWWWWW!" (big eyes on her face)
Β "So you're a military guy?"
Energiea: "Thank you, sir!" (flipping the plastic box so that the blueberry falls into her mouth.)
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-02 17:20:03 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "I'm the leader of the entire Zendarrian race, so yes. Although, I haven't waged war in a long time. The last time that happened was the third civil war, where one of my commanders, Deval, went rogue and tried to take control for himself."
Ashlei: *Still happy* "Yep, he found me after one of the battles! And the rest is history!"
Me: "What about-"
Mark: *Sharp tone* "Those don't count!!" *Tone returns to normal* "So, what about you? Are you some kind of angel?"
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-02 17:29:26 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "Sounds like a nasty business."
Β Β "And I'm happy for you." (to Ashlei)
Energeia:Β ' . '
Akosmia: "Ah, sorta."
Energiea: "I'm designated as an angel of cosmos, also a Monitor. She's an angel of Chaos, also a Destroyer."
Β Β "We're to monitor the energy flow of our universe and ensure that nothing interferes with it."
Akosmia: "Totally Boring job if you ask me. All we do is just wait, eat, poop, sleep eat, pee, and more waiting. We did had fights but they're so few in numbers."
Β "Sure we have some powers, but we're just mortal humans with wings atttached to our shoulders, not some boringly superheros!"
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-02 17:40:29 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "It can be a bit nasty at times, but thankfully those moments are far and few between."
Ashlei: "Yeah, we only kill if we have no other choice. Like if an enemy is too strong to knock out, or is simply too dangerous."
Me: "Pizza."
Mark: "Fine." *Materializes a Pizza out of thin air for me to eat*
Me: "Want some?" *Offering to Energeia*
Mark: "So, sounds like your life is pretty boring....Maybe a sparring match would help with that? After all, you never know when something bad might happen." *Offering to Akosmia*
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-02 19:22:01 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "Good, and if you ever run into any god-like enemies, let me know. I eat them for breakfast."
Energeia: "She's exaggerating."
They blink at the pizza.
Energeia: "Yes, please. Cheese."
Akosmia stare at Mark.
Akosmia: "Eh, only if I can win those matches without getting myself too hurt. I have to be able to protect my little angel." (pointing at Energeia)
Β "And how did you do that? We can't do that and we had to forge for food like fishing and hunting."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-02 20:02:30 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "If you eat god-like enemies for breakfast, where were you when I fought Deval. The guy was a real pain in the rear...."
Me: "She was probably busy with her own enemies." *Gives Energeia half the Pizza*
Mark: "Fair enough..."
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-02 21:03:42 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "That's because we come from our own universe and you came from your own universe and we haven't met until now."
Energeia: "Yes, thank you!" She munches on the pizza.
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-02 21:37:12 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "Fair enough."
Me: "No problem, Energeia." *Eating my half of the pizza*
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-03 05:12:21 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "Yep."
Energeia ^_^
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-03 05:23:17 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "So, how about that sparring match? You ready?"
Me: "Oh boy...." *Looks at Energeia* "So....How are you?"
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-03 05:28:48 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "I don't know. It's very hard to do a fair battle RP." (scratching the back of her head)
Energeia: "Fine I guess. That was a good pizza."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-03 05:36:55 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "That is true....."
Me: "Thanks, Energeia!" *Happy as ever*
Ashlei: *Looking at Akosmia* "Nice outfit!"
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-03 05:41:00 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "Besides, Pragma's not here for me to grab and change him into a weapon...."
Β She got distracted by Ashlei's comment.
Akosmia: "Oh, thank you!" (gets in a sexy pose)
Energiea: "When you're happy, I'm happy also!" ^__^
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-03 05:59:34 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "Alright, i'll admit it. It's not the worst outfit i've seen."
Me: "Mark."
Mark: "........Fine." *Materializes another Pizza for me to eat*
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-03 18:24:20 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "Yeah, it's better than those ugly gals wearing those costumes that look like body paints."
Energeia: "She doesn't always wear that outfit all of the time. Depending on her mood, she'd dress nicer."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-03 18:32:17 +0000 UTC]
Me: "Yeah, those kinds of outfits are just...Ugh...I don't even know where to begin."
Ashlei: "Yeah, I like to keep it simple." *Referring to her simple choice of clothing, consisting of a red shirt and white pants with basic sneakers* "And nothing too fancy up here." *Pointing out her brown-rimmed glasses*
Mark: "Thankfully, I don't know anyone who wears those kinds of outfits....If you can even call them outfits at all."
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-04 03:37:02 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "I do like to be frisky sometimes. But yeah, that's going overboard. When I'm in other moods, I wear casual."
Energeia: "Well, she likes to be independant so she usually don't get along with society norms. She likes to wear orange since that's a symbol of independance."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-04 03:51:29 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "I don't know what you mean by 'frisky', but something tells me I don't really want to know."
Ashlei: "I'm casual 24/7!" *Striking a brief pose*
Me: "And I eat 24/7! Somehow without getting fat, I'm actually in pretty good shape for someone who eats as much as I do."
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-04 18:18:35 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "okay.......that's because you're eating those magical food." (to you)
Β "And you actually sleep in them." (to Ashlei)
Energeia: "Aunt Oshun told me to avoid sugary foods and eat healthy."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-04 18:35:26 +0000 UTC]
Me: "Actually this is just normal food stored on Mark's ship. He teleports it to me when i'm hungry."
Mark: "He's telling the truth."
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-04 23:43:49 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "Okay, who's doing the cooking?"
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-05 02:39:15 +0000 UTC]
Ashlei: "Yours truly!" *She smiles happily and takes a bow*
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-05 18:27:57 +0000 UTC]
AKosmia: "Ah, I see. Mind cook something for us?" (pointing herself and Energeia)
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-05 19:34:47 +0000 UTC]
Ashlei: "No problem! Dad, tell Dan to bring the ship down so I can get my cooking supplies."
Mark: "I've got a better idea." *He throws Ashlei like a rocket, and waits. A minute later, he catches her holding her cooking equipment.* "Besides, you know why we don't bring the ship into the atmosphere...It-"
Me: *Interrupting* "Too big."
Mark: "........Yes."
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-07 05:21:44 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "I....." (watches Ashlei be launched skyward)
Β
Β She then raises an eyebrow.
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-07 05:35:23 +0000 UTC]
Mark: "Don't worry about her, she'll be fine. In fact......"
*Ashlei lands next to Mark carrying two plates of the requested food*
Ashlei: "Here you go!" *Offering to them*
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-07 17:29:32 +0000 UTC]
Akosmia: "That's something we can't do in our universe. Thanks."
Energiea: "Thank you!"
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-07 23:02:51 +0000 UTC]
Ashlei: "Your welcome!"
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SailorEnergy In reply to MattDDeviantART [2015-03-08 04:02:08 +0000 UTC]
Energeia: "Good food!"
Akosmia: "Not bad."
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MattDDeviantART In reply to SailorEnergy [2015-03-08 04:41:52 +0000 UTC]
Ashlei: "Your welcome! Now, if you don't mind, I have other things to do. Dad, do you mind?"
Mark: "Why not..." *Launches Ashlei back into the sky, she doesn't come back down*
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