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Published: 2009-08-30 00:15:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 4273; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 23
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SONG!!!!!!!!- [link]--
Sam[me](c)sam-the-vampire
Jason voorhees(c)Friday the 13th
Freddy Krueger(c)Nightmare on Elm st.
Leatherface(c)The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Michael Myers(c)Halloween
Hannibal Lecter(c)Hannibal Rising
Ghost Face(c)Scream
SnuffleGus(c)sam-the-vampire
Base(c)XOLuciaChanOX
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nice
Mikey's face is kinda funny though.
(i like your signature by the way
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yea yea i know
lolz thanx X3
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ME: *takes out a knife* 0.0
Johnny C: *takes out a sledge hammer and smiles at me.*
ME: Eeerm..
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Sam:WAIT! *points to Johnny* where did he come from???
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ME: Ah, I read a very intersting comic book (horror genre) about a lad named Johnny C. It's called Johnny the Homocidal Maniac. What's funny is that there's this huge maze under his house where he can keep hundreds of victims at once in different rooms. He has three voices that tell him to do different things in his life, which all involve THE WALL, Moose. The art is very unique, and Jhonen Vasquez did a magnificent job. 
Johnny: Mr.F*ck, PhyscoDoughboy, and Nailbunny.
Nailbunny: It's very nice to meet you.
Mr.F*ck: Go on Johnny, go kill more people, think of the rush!
PhyscoDoughboy: !(!@&$(@#&$1 KILL YOURSELF ALREADY!
Johnny: Me and Emily have know eachother for a while now, it's like spegettios on a burnt pan, she always somehow finds and sticks to me. *glare*
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Sam:*goes up too Johnny, glomps him, and scurrys back to where i was* sorry...i love maniacs...if you couldnt tell...*turns head and stares at Jason*
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Johnny: *eyetwitch* Please don't.
ME: XD Lawl, he hates everything about sleep, bodily fluids, and physical touch. The whole comic makes you think REAL deep into your brain. *reads it and has a brainf*ck*
Random Lady: Lawl, you, young man, look wacky.
Johnny: !@(*#!(@$!(@$ING WHAT DID YOU SAY? Don't say THAT word!
Lady: Wacky??
Johnny: YOU SAID IT AGAIN!
Whole ton of people: What's wrong with wacky?
LATER
Newsguy: The whole resturaunt of Taco Hell was massacred, the killer even killed the cockroaches. The police got there to find the killer still eating a taco covered in blood. The murder weapon was a spork and all the cops have to say is..
Johnny: *Smile*
Newsguy: It was Wacky.
Johnny: *practically kills his armchair*
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Sam:*stares at tv, then turns around, looks at johnny and very evily grins*WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY
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*nobody knows what really happened next, but it involved, blood, a spoon, and Sam coming back from the dead*
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Sam:hey look im a zombie 8D
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ME: The bad thing is, to resurect you Satan shaved your head. D:
Johnny: Welcome to the club. -.<
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Sam:*slowly looks up to my head* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sam:*put wig on and growls*
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Johnny: At least he didn't give you this haircut: [link]
ME: But johnny! It only looks like you have bunny ears or antenaes!
Johnny: Err. *growchy mumble thingy*
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Sam: i would kill myself over and over again if he gave me that hair cut T.T wacky
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Johnny: Your only saying that so that I will kill you, no? Well F*CK NO! NO! NO! NO! *puts cotton swabs into his ear and goes into his basement*
ME: 0.0
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Sam:NOES COME BACK!!!*bangs on his bedroom door* I WANT MY HAIR BACK!!!
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ME: He's in the basement. Here's a link to some of the things he does in public: [link]
What he does in his basement is torture devices. :<
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Sam: dude...thats F*cking awesome! *picks at the lock to his basement and opens the door* well....this will be fun *walks down stairs to basement*
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Johnny: *is already done and is painting a wall with blood* You're too late Sam, the organism that is human life can be ended too quickly, too painfully, and too suddenly, like an egg on the sidewalk. Soon, the egg will be splatter omlete! And which can be a few minutes, can seem like a few hours. Can I ask you Sam, how long was I in there? *chuckle*
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Sam:*walks around basement shyly smiling at all the tourcher devices* about five minutes
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Johnny: Ah, thank you. I don't know how many levels and rooms this basement has. But feel free to go into any of the empty rooms. *gets up and walks upstairs*
Mr.Eff: It's another 'REAL' human being, Johnny! Kill her to preserve this joyous occasion!
Nailbunny: That wouldn't do anything to make you feel better about yourself, or anything, Johnny. Don't do something you would regret.
Johnny: *folds his arms together and closes his eyes in thought*
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Sam:*picks up mysterious tourcher device and evily laughs quietly*
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ME: Comes down. What the hell are you doing w/ a giant waffle maker!? Wait..
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Johnny: *hears a racket downstairs* Errm. *looks at Jason* Should we go check on them?
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Jason:*glares at Johnny and walks down to basement*
Sam:*sharpens machete*
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ME: Uhhh.. *doesn't have a signature weapon.. at all.*
Johnny: *shrugs and sits down on the couch*
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Sam: *walks up to Johnny with Machete* hi Johnny *cuts couch in half with machete*
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(( God, this is starting to sound like a fanfic. XD I bet if it was, your fans would love it. :3 ))
Johnny: F*CK. *takes out twin knives and jumps Sam*
-IN THE BASEMENT-
Me: *looks over* Hi Jason! <3! Sorry, but you missed Sam. *human arm falls out of waffle maker* Ummmnn.. I think she went back up stairs. :]
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(omg! your right O.O)
Sam:*thinks to self* that couch was hideous...dammit did i die again? probably...oh well ill come back to life sooner or later.
Jason:*picks up arm and glares at you*
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ME: 
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Jason:*glares then stomps upstairs*
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Johnny: *squishes Mr.Samsa the Cocroah and tries to wake up Sam* Sam..? Excuse me, but my house isn't the best place to sleep. *frowns and pokes Sam* Get up.
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Sam:*grouns* no leave me alone
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Nnn.. I accidentally made Johnny sound like a Freddy victim.
Johnny: *heres Jason coming upstairs and puts his guard up* Sam, sleeping is a very ugly thing. You cannot tell what is real or not, it dissorients you. Get up Sam.
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Sam:*glares at Johnny* yes but dreaming is the only escape i have from the hell called earth...
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Johnny: *glare* whatever you wish to think.
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Sam:*looks at Johnny* dont you sleep?
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Johnny: *super glare* NO. I don't like to sleep. *looks dedicated* If I sleep I will be caught in the boundaries of the inner mind, trapt. And when I wake, I don't know if I am awake or not.. *has a -ugh- look on face* I may go for a Brainfreezy later.. *rubs forhead*
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Sam:hmm i never thoght of it that way...but how do you stay awake 24/7?
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Johnny: Well, I just do. *looks around uncomfortably* Sam? Where is Emily and that huge man you were with, anyways..?
ME: *finishes disposing of the human waffle etc. and smiles* That.. was gross. * starts walking upstairs and past Jason*
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Sam: Jason and Emily are coming up right now...whats wrong Johnny? *looks at my legs*
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Johnny: I just need a brainfreezy, do you want to come? *is putting on a backpack full of everything and headphones.. then starts humming Beethoven and walking out of the house.*
Me: *emerges from stairs* BRAINFREEZY!? Yesh! :] *runs after and past you*
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Sam:*grabs Jason hand and follows you and Johnny*
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Johnny: Oh! Wait here! I have to go say good night to little Squee! *freaky look on his face as he climbs into his neighbors window*
Me: Poor Squee, that kid's traumatized enough as it is. XD
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Sam: HAHAHAHA serves that kid right! i hate kids
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