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Here's a parody of this hilarious Glove and Boots video just in time for Halloween!!XD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NEt5r…

Dunlap: (seeing the teleporters sighing) Ed, I'm telling you. You gotta get rid of these things!!

Ed: No!! They're just what Sammy's Deviantart page needs!! (as the first teleporter opens) Teleporto-Pods!!

Dunlap: This has got to be your dumbest, scariest, most dangerous idea ever

Ed: Don't you want to teleport? From pod to pod?

Dunlap: But......you're just going from this pod to that one. Why wouldn't you walk? It's like four feet away.

Ed: Think of the possibilities Dunlap!! Imagine this pod sitting here in our home in Malone New York, and that pod all the way in Florida!! Now rather than paying a butt ton of money to take a plane to go on vacation or visit Sammy's grandparents, you can instantly teleport there in a matter of seconds and absolutely free!! We'd be able to go to Florida quickly whenever we want!!

Dunlap: Ed, even if I wanted to go to Florida, I'd rather just go the safe route and fly there!

Ed: Trust me buddy!! These are great. Get in here with me, and I will show you.

Dunlap: No way!! That is exactly why teleporters are dangerous! Didn't you see that movie with Jeff Goldblum?

Ed: Which one? The one where the dinosaur eats the guy on the potty?

Dunlap: No, not Jurassic Park. I'm talking about The Fly.

Ed: The what now?

Dunlap: The Fly. A horror movie where Jeff invents and gets into teleporters just like these, with a fly!

Ed: Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.

Dunlap: Yes it is. The teleporter merges them, into a monstrous, disgusting, half fly, half Jeff Goldblum.

Ed: You are making this up.

Dunlap: No I'm not!! Tony, roll the Jeff Goldblum footage!!

Tony: Ssssure thing Dunlap(soon he popped in a movie, but it turned out to be the infamous T-Rex scene from Jurassic Park where the dinosaur eats the lawyer on the toilet)

Jeff Goldblum: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Ed: (as the scene was over) That was the dinosaur potty movie!!

Dunlap: Yes I know.....but we can't actually show what Jeff looked like in The Fly. It's just seriously too terrifying.

Ed: You're being a chicken. Come on Tony(grabs Tony by the neck)

Tony: ACK!! Wait what?

Ed: (pulled him in) Get in here with me and we'll show Dunlap how great these are

Tony: (As Teleporter 1's door closed) Uh....Ed? Are you sure this is(gulp) ssssafe?

Ed: Of course it is!! I already worked out all the kinks!

Tony: You!?! You...worked the kinkssss? That'ssss not too reassuring.

Dunlap: Guys!! Seriously, STOP!

Ed: To infamy, and ABOOOVE!!

Dunlap: Oh I can't look.

Soon he covered his eyes as the two disappeared after Teleporter 1 activated. Just then, Teleporter 2 soon activated while the screen said, "Teleportation and fusion of dog and snake successful"

As the door opened, out stepped a hybrid fusion of Ed and Tony. It had Ed's dog body, but had Tony's scales, long snake tail, patterns, yellow eyes and snake tongue.

Ed/Tony hybrid: Hehehe, who is the besssst!?!

Dunlap: Look into this mirror I'm now conveniently holding.

Ed/Tony hybrid: (as it looked into the mirror) Huh? What the!?! Oh no!!............I look awessssome!!! Look at me!! I have sssscales, a snake tail, wait......sssssssss, yep I can hiss(hiss chuckling)

Dunlap: How can you be so calm about this!?!

Ed/Tony hybrid: I'll jusssst teleport back to Pod number one and fixssss everything. Oh but first(soon he looked at Dunlap and revealed he had Tony's hypnotic eyes, hypnotizing him) You will go into the teleporter with me.

Dunlap: (getting hypnotized) I will go into the teleporter with-DOH!!!(snapped out of it) Stop that!! For the last time I am not getting in the teleporter.

Ed/Tony hybrid: Oh you're no fun(as it got in) Sssseriously, get in here with me Dunlap!!

Dunlap: NO WAY!!(As the teleporter closed, a door opened)

Sammy: Guys? You there?

Dunlap: Aaaaand Sammy's home.

Sammy: Hey Dunlap! I heard you guys got teleporters.

As he said this, Teleporter 1 activated and opened, revealing the Ed/Tony hybrid still fused and unchanged.

Sammy: What the!?!

Dunlap: That didn't do anything.

Ed/Tony hybrid: Ah nobody'ssss perfect(hiss chuckling)

Sammy: Who in the world is that? Is the circus in town?

Dunlap: That's half Ed, half Tony. They got in the teleporter together.

Sammy: Woah......that is just weird.

Ed/Tony hybrd: Wait.....half Ed, half.......oh no!! My new name musssst be-!!!

Sammy: Eddy the Snake-Dog

Ed/Tony hybrid: DAAAAAH!!!!

Dunlap: Well......this pic is ruined.

Sammy: (As he got in and examined Teleporter 1) Ah don't worry too much about it guys. There's gotta be a reverse switch in here or something. Where'd you get this thing? IKEA? It's put together so sloppily.

Dunlap: Wait Sammy, you gotta get outta there. It's too dangerous.

They didn't notice until too late that the pod's door closed.

Sammy: What the!?!

Dunlap: What happened!?! Get your butt out of my face Sammy.

Sammy: I can't!! I'm wedged in here. I think were trapped in this thing!!

Dunlap: AAAAH SON OF A-!!!!

Before anything else happened, Teleporter 1 activated once more and made the two disappeared inside. Then as Teleporter 2 activated, the screen said, "Teleportation and fusion of cat and human successful"

As the door opened, out popped a hybrid of Sammy and Dunlap. It looked like Sammy, but had Dunlap's cat like features including fur, a tail, and a cat head.

Dunlap/Sammy hybrid: You gotta be freaking kidding me!!

Ed/Tony hybrid: The horror!! You look even more hideoussssly deformed than me!!

Dunlap/Sammy hybrid: Hey, watch your mouth(turned to the audience) Join us next time here at SammyD-Productions as I, Dunlammy the Cat-Human, and my good friend, Eddy the Snake-Dog, go find a very good doctor.

Ed/Tony hybrid: Oh, Dunlammy!!! HA(hiss chuckling).....hehehe....uh.....I don't get it.

The Fly (c) David Cronenberg, Fox
The Teleporter (c) Glove and Boots

Description
Here's a parody of this hilarious Glove and Boots video just in time for Halloween!!XD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NEt5r…

Dunlap: (seeing the teleporters sighing) Ed, I'm telling you. You gotta get rid of these things!!

Ed: No!! They're just what Sammy's Deviantart page needs!! (as the first teleporter opens) Teleporto-Pods!!

Dunlap: This has got to be your dumbest, scariest, most dangerous idea ever

Ed: Don't you want to teleport? From pod to pod?

Dunlap: But......you're just going from this pod to that one. Why wouldn't you walk? It's like four feet away.

Ed: Think of the possibilities Dunlap!! Imagine this pod sitting here in our home in Malone New York, and that pod all the way in Florida!! Now rather than paying a butt ton of money to take a plane to go on vacation or visit Sammy's grandparents, you can instantly teleport there in a matter of seconds and absolutely free!! We'd be able to go to Florida quickly whenever we want!!

Dunlap: Ed, even if I wanted to go to Florida, I'd rather just go the safe route and fly there!

Ed: Trust me buddy!! These are great. Get in here with me, and I will show you.

Dunlap: No way!! That is exactly why teleporters are dangerous! Didn't you see that movie with Jeff Goldblum?

Ed: Which one? The one where the dinosaur eats the guy on the potty?

Dunlap: No, not Jurassic Park. I'm talking about The Fly.

Ed: The what now?

Dunlap: The Fly. A horror movie where Jeff invents and gets into teleporters just like these, with a fly!

Ed: Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.

Dunlap: Yes it is. The teleporter merges them, into a monstrous, disgusting, half fly, half Jeff Goldblum.

Ed: You are making this up.

Dunlap: No I'm not!! Tony, roll the Jeff Goldblum footage!!

Tony: Ssssure thing Dunlap(soon he popped in a movie, but it turned out to be the infamous T-Rex scene from Jurassic Park where the dinosaur eats the lawyer on the toilet)

Jeff Goldblum: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Ed: (as the scene was over) That was the dinosaur potty movie!!

Dunlap: Yes I know.....but we can't actually show what Jeff looked like in The Fly. It's just seriously too terrifying.

Ed: You're being a chicken. Come on Tony(grabs Tony by the neck)

Tony: ACK!! Wait what?

Ed: (pulled him in) Get in here with me and we'll show Dunlap how great these are

Tony: (As Teleporter 1's door closed) Uh....Ed? Are you sure this is(gulp) ssssafe?

Ed: Of course it is!! I already worked out all the kinks!

Tony: You!?! You...worked the kinkssss? That'ssss not too reassuring.

Dunlap: Guys!! Seriously, STOP!

Ed: To infamy, and ABOOOVE!!

Dunlap: Oh I can't look.

Soon he covered his eyes as the two disappeared after Teleporter 1 activated. Just then, Teleporter 2 soon activated while the screen said, "Teleportation and fusion of dog and snake successful"

As the door opened, out stepped a hybrid fusion of Ed and Tony. It had Ed's dog body, but had Tony's scales, long snake tail, patterns, yellow eyes and snake tongue.

Ed/Tony hybrid: Hehehe, who is the besssst!?!

Dunlap: Look into this mirror I'm now conveniently holding.

Ed/Tony hybrid: (as it looked into the mirror) Huh? What the!?! Oh no!!............I look awessssome!!! Look at me!! I have sssscales, a snake tail, wait......sssssssss, yep I can hiss(hiss chuckling)

Dunlap: How can you be so calm about this!?!

Ed/Tony hybrid: I'll jusssst teleport back to Pod number one and fixssss everything. Oh but first(soon he looked at Dunlap and revealed he had Tony's hypnotic eyes, hypnotizing him) You will go into the teleporter with me.

Dunlap: (getting hypnotized) I will go into the teleporter with-DOH!!!(snapped out of it) Stop that!! For the last time I am not getting in the teleporter.

Ed/Tony hybrid: Oh you're no fun(as it got in) Sssseriously, get in here with me Dunlap!!

Dunlap: NO WAY!!(As the teleporter closed, a door opened)

Sammy: Guys? You there?

Dunlap: Aaaaand Sammy's home.

Sammy: Hey Dunlap! I heard you guys got teleporters.

As he said this, Teleporter 1 activated and opened, revealing the Ed/Tony hybrid still fused and unchanged.

Sammy: What the!?!

Dunlap: That didn't do anything.

Ed/Tony hybrid: Ah nobody'ssss perfect(hiss chuckling)

Sammy: Who in the world is that? Is the circus in town?

Dunlap: That's half Ed, half Tony. They got in the teleporter together.

Sammy: Woah......that is just weird.

Ed/Tony hybrd: Wait.....half Ed, half.......oh no!! My new name musssst be-!!!

Sammy: Eddy the Snake-Dog

Ed/Tony hybrid: DAAAAAH!!!!

Dunlap: Well......this pic is ruined.

Sammy: (As he got in and examined Teleporter 1) Ah don't worry too much about it guys. There's gotta be a reverse switch in here or something. Where'd you get this thing? IKEA? It's put together so sloppily.

Dunlap: Wait Sammy, you gotta get outta there. It's too dangerous.

They didn't notice until too late that the pod's door closed.

Sammy: What the!?!

Dunlap: What happened!?! Get your butt out of my face Sammy.

Sammy: I can't!! I'm wedged in here. I think were trapped in this thing!!

Dunlap: AAAAH SON OF A-!!!!

Before anything else happened, Teleporter 1 activated once more and made the two disappeared inside. Then as Teleporter 2 activated, the screen said, "Teleportation and fusion of cat and human successful"

As the door opened, out popped a hybrid of Sammy and Dunlap. It looked like Sammy, but had Dunlap's cat like features including fur, a tail, and a cat head.

Dunlap/Sammy hybrid: You gotta be freaking kidding me!!

Ed/Tony hybrid: The horror!! You look even more hideoussssly deformed than me!!

Dunlap/Sammy hybrid: Hey, watch your mouth(turned to the audience) Join us next time here at SammyD-Productions as I, Dunlammy the Cat-Human, and my good friend, Eddy the Snake-Dog, go find a very good doctor.

Ed/Tony hybrid: Oh, Dunlammy!!! HA(hiss chuckling).....hehehe....uh.....I don't get it.

The Fly (c) David Cronenberg, Fox
The Teleporter (c) Glove and Boots