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Just saw the new SMG4 Movie. And man, it felt like a full-length SMG4 Episode... I don't care if the fandom thinks it's not serious. That's SMG4, their chaotic nature is their number one charm.

I saw a lot of things, such as Tari utilizing her Arm Cannon for the first time (Tari, I'm so proud of you!) this means Clench is not a Mr Puzzles proxy. There are lots of Megari moments, SMG4 and SMG3's scene on Titanic was so GAY that it got me laughing. Boopkins and Bob proved to the fandom why they're the best dynamic duo (aside from SMG4 and SMG3, Meggy and Tari, etc.). Mario beating the shit out of the Puzzles at the first half proves to me why he's stronger than Puzzles.

And this movie captures the vibe that makes SMG4, SMG4. It doesn't have to be serious like IGBP or WS or even be action-packed like WOFTI 2023. If anything, SMG4's chaotic nature is what makes this series unique in every single way.

Anyway, as seen here in the picture... After the crew escaped, the Sergeant would escape too. And after the defeat of Puzzles at the hands of SMG4 and Luigi the Meat Mallet, Zacchaeus cried onto SMG4's shoulder finally being free from Mr Puzzles' control and being back into the real world.

The meme man, and Meggy hold the Sergeant close and would comfort him while the rest of the crew watched.

The Sergeant is definitely in need of some mental repair... But other than that, the crew will enjoy the outside world for now. (Well Mario's going back to watching TV)

And if anyone asks what's my opinion on Melony and Saiko not appearing. Well it's simple, they didn't get sucked into the TV. Swag and Shroomy tho, that's a mystery I won't ask. But it's safe to say that Melony and Saiko are safe and that's good enough for me...

Anyway I- *Hears knock on the door*

*Walks towards the door and opens it to see SMG4, SMG3, Meggy, Tari, Mario, Luigi, Bob, Boopkins, and Zacchaeus*

*sigh* Lemme guess, in for another session?

*They all nod*

Zacchaeus: "I'm gonna need more than just therapy."

Dooley noted... *Looks back to the audience*

Anyway, lemme know what you think lads... And please leave a comment while I counsel these lads again. *Allows them in* At least I have 5 star ratings compared to the whiny bitch that is Puzzles.

*Puzzles appear at my doorstep*

Lemme guess, in for therapy too?

*Mr Puzzles nods as he cries*

*I would let him in and he would sit on the couch, prompting the crew to create distance between them and him, with Zacchaeus holding out his pistol threatening to shoot Puzzles if he got closer*

Yeah save the guns for later, Sarge.

*Closes door and Therapy Session begins, which would escalate into an indoor warzone where the Crew would beat the shit out of Puzzles with Zacchaeus, SMG4, and Bob shouting swear words*

End

Description
Just saw the new SMG4 Movie. And man, it felt like a full-length SMG4 Episode... I don't care if the fandom thinks it's not serious. That's SMG4, their chaotic nature is their number one charm.

I saw a lot of things, such as Tari utilizing her Arm Cannon for the first time (Tari, I'm so proud of you!) this means Clench is not a Mr Puzzles proxy. There are lots of Megari moments, SMG4 and SMG3's scene on Titanic was so GAY that it got me laughing. Boopkins and Bob proved to the fandom why they're the best dynamic duo (aside from SMG4 and SMG3, Meggy and Tari, etc.). Mario beating the shit out of the Puzzles at the first half proves to me why he's stronger than Puzzles.

And this movie captures the vibe that makes SMG4, SMG4. It doesn't have to be serious like IGBP or WS or even be action-packed like WOFTI 2023. If anything, SMG4's chaotic nature is what makes this series unique in every single way.

Anyway, as seen here in the picture... After the crew escaped, the Sergeant would escape too. And after the defeat of Puzzles at the hands of SMG4 and Luigi the Meat Mallet, Zacchaeus cried onto SMG4's shoulder finally being free from Mr Puzzles' control and being back into the real world.

The meme man, and Meggy hold the Sergeant close and would comfort him while the rest of the crew watched.

The Sergeant is definitely in need of some mental repair... But other than that, the crew will enjoy the outside world for now. (Well Mario's going back to watching TV)

And if anyone asks what's my opinion on Melony and Saiko not appearing. Well it's simple, they didn't get sucked into the TV. Swag and Shroomy tho, that's a mystery I won't ask. But it's safe to say that Melony and Saiko are safe and that's good enough for me...

Anyway I- *Hears knock on the door*

*Walks towards the door and opens it to see SMG4, SMG3, Meggy, Tari, Mario, Luigi, Bob, Boopkins, and Zacchaeus*

*sigh* Lemme guess, in for another session?

*They all nod*

Zacchaeus: "I'm gonna need more than just therapy."

Dooley noted... *Looks back to the audience*

Anyway, lemme know what you think lads... And please leave a comment while I counsel these lads again. *Allows them in* At least I have 5 star ratings compared to the whiny bitch that is Puzzles.

*Puzzles appear at my doorstep*

Lemme guess, in for therapy too?

*Mr Puzzles nods as he cries*

*I would let him in and he would sit on the couch, prompting the crew to create distance between them and him, with Zacchaeus holding out his pistol threatening to shoot Puzzles if he got closer*

Yeah save the guns for later, Sarge.

*Closes door and Therapy Session begins, which would escalate into an indoor warzone where the Crew would beat the shit out of Puzzles with Zacchaeus, SMG4, and Bob shouting swear words*

End