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Sandvich33 — Weegee Crusader
Published: 2016-03-24 22:54:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 825; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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As you know, I like Super Smash Bros. Crusade. And after playing as Luigi's alternative counterpart, my life changed. I now pray to Weegee every night before I sleep. "Weegee is love," I say. "Weegee is life." Some overhear me, and just taunt me with the Johnny Test theme song, so I shut them down with Barry Manilow. It doesn't work. Late one night, I felt a warmth approach me. It was Weegee. I was so happy. He whispered to me, "Obey Weegee." He then grabbed me with his powerful hands and placed me at my window. I gazed upon the moon with him. His glare hurt me so much, but I wanted to please him. My father walked in, and then Weegee teleported me back to bed saying "I'm-a #1." He then left out my window. Weegee is love...Weegee is life...Okay, most of that is false. But still, Weegee is fucking sick. And I mean the good sick, it's 2016, I'm trying to be hip.
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