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Published: 2008-08-08 00:03:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 14845; Favourites: 392; Downloads: 108
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I don't think Nero ever finds out really on who Dante really is and why he was the chosen one for the Savior...I mean I would use it to my advantage in fighting Nero...tch...I'd be all like "Do you know who I am?!" or just bring up the subject or the hint like " Yo! Hope my dad curses your ass for starting shit with his kid!" SCENE!
Anywho! Dante's had a long day on the job, so he comes home and takes a breather. Just throws himself onyo Nero. Guess him and Nero where planning a slumber party
Colouring was so fast and so shit... sorry for the crappiness
Well, hope y'all like it!
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*is currently hiding from Dante's line of veiw* ....DONT GIMME THAT NOWWWW.....HE'S HERE....o_o|||
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Me: what?!
*Dante walks up behind me*
Dante: The F**k is that?!
Me: Oh hey there Dante. This isn't what you think
Dante: Hey, that's the modeling clay from the spa when I was softening my ass the other day. How'd you get that...
*looks at me sternly*
Me: I...uhhh...Got it from Dei Dei!
*runs away while Dante spots you in the corner*
Sorry Dei Dei!
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Me; ...I HATE YOU!!! *looks at Dante afraidishly*
Dante; *looooooom* T_T
Me; ...g-gulp...s-she had it...she's just pinning it on me cuz i'm more vulnerable..!!
Dante; *still looming over me with some evil glazed look in his eyes*
-- --
Me; Dante...! You can't hurt me! I ain't done nothing wrong...yet...!!
Dante; Yet?..
Me; *scrambles out of the corner and runs away crying loudly* AGHHHH!!!!!
Dante; >.>;; Better find the other one. Hmmm.... *spots you peeking out from a box* !!!
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LOL!
Me: Damn... this always works for Solid Snake...
*Dante starts walking towards box with clenched fists*
Me: Alright alright alright... I can explain everything.
Dante: Damn right you've got a lot of explaining to do. *pulls out Ebony and Ivory*
Nero: Dante!
*We both look over and find Dei Dei and Nero arms crossed*
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LOL @ U TOO
Me; .....Sandy...!!!!
Nero; >_>;; I have no idea what's going on, but i bet it's something to do with the old man...?
Dante; DAMN FUCKING RIGHT, KID. *looks at you angrily twirling Ebony and Ivory around his finger*
Me and Nero; DANTE!!!
Dante; WHAT, FOR FUCK SAKE?!!!!
Nero; You're so stupid! Leave Sandy alone...
Me; ...and gimme Ebony and Ivory!
*Dante huffs and looks back to you*
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LOL RPing
Me: Alright... I'm sorry. Can you forgive me
*Puppy dog eyes*
Dante: U.U sigh*... I don't really have a choice thanks to your friends there.
Me: 
Dante: Yeah... But you owe me!
Me: o_O Like what?
*Dante bends over and whispers in my ear*
Me: O///O We'd do it but it won't be easy...
*Dante shrugs and I call you over with a gesture*
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YAY @ RPing~
Me; *blinks and walks to you* ...What?
( No, srsly, i dunno whut ur thinking at this moment >///<;; )
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LOL I was hoping you'd come up with something
Let's see...
Me: Well... I need help with a little mission Dante's given us. It requires skills... ninja skills.
*you look at me blankly*
Me: You know how I got that cast of Dante's ass (which is no more thanks to Dante)Well... we need to get a cast of Nero's ass this time.
Dante: And if you girls do get it, I'll give you two a little something from me to show my appreciation *wink and a smirk*
Me: O///O; 
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Well i didn't wanna come up with something lame...! D:
Let's see too...
Me; ...guh, but D-dante, i'm only 13! *thinking sensably, SAFE SEX LOL*
You; *currently squirming on the floor hold your nose* Gyaaahhh~ >///<
Me; *glances at you and looks to Dante again* Do you understand what i'm saying?!
Dante; Oh, i understand...-pout- *pretends to be sad* I thought you was a big fan of mine~...sigh, oh we--
Me; I'LL DO IT!! -big grin-
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Aww I know you'd think of something much better.
So, that night, we went over to Nero's place and disguised are selves as cosmetic salespeople.
*Nero opens the door*
Me: Hello there, Sir! 
Nero: Umm... no...not really...?
Me: WELL WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!
*You pull out the modeling clay with some ad we made up on the scene*
Me: This'll make those lines from your face disappear.
Nero: o_O Lines on my face?!!! *Takes out pocket mirror and frantically searches face*
Me: We'll give you a free demonstration.
Nero: PLEASE! Come in!
*You and I enter*
Me: Alrighty! Let's begin shall we. It's always better to start from the bottom to the top, soooo...
Nero: I'm on it! *takes off cloths right in front of us*
Us: o///O 
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Me; ....guh...*rubs head* Ok, s-sir... *whispers to u* get it ready...!
You; *sets down the clay on a chair and winks*
Me; Would you sit down, please?
Nero; Sure! *sits down on clay* ....huh, this chair feels different...
You; Oh, it's nothing, now please try to stay still as we make you beautiful~! Please close your eyes...
Nero; *nods and closes his eyes*
Me; Now...think...uhm...of someone...?
You; *whispers* Make him think of Dante! I wanna see him blush!
Nero; ...yeah...?
You; Someone you know...someone you like, love even...
Nero; ...mmh...*thinks of Dante, ehe*
Me; *looks at the clay and does a hand signal to you saying "It's done!"* Now, concentrate...
You and Me; *gets ready to push him off* Keep thinking of that person~...
Nero; Dante~....*blush >///<*
You and Me; NOW! *pushes him off as you take the clay and we run out frantically squealing*
Nero; Oww!! ....What the hell...?
...
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!
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CUT: We make it back to Devil May Cry, exhausted from running away from Nero, and Dante's sitting at his desk, passed out with some magazine over his face.
Pant* Pant*
Me: Hear you go
*Plop the cast on top of his desk*
Dante: o_O huh? Ha, well you babes actually got it.
Us: Fuck yeah! *We high-five in mid-air*
You: So what you gonna do with it huh... In-mind: (as if I don't have an idea of what he might do with it)
Dante: I can finally start the bids.
*Dante takes out laptop and starts the bid at 5 dollars on Ebay*
Us: O.O?! You mean... it was all for that?! And how the fuck is he able to afford a laptop?
Dante: There! That should bring in some money through the door. Business has been real slow lately...U_U;
Me: So Dante, you gonna give us that little something for all our hard work
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Me; *blinks* Uh...i don't think he's gonna give us anything yet...considering he's been ignoring us for 10 minutes now.
You; Uh?! W-wait...DANTE! HELLO?
Dante; *looks up from laptop* Hm?
You; REWARD? *angry face*
Me; We deserve a really good reward from you! We had something in mind...
Dante; *thinks* Ah! I know just the thing...
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awww
nero and his wierd-ness i still heart him
lolz----->at dante for being soo sleepy
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LOL awww I know. Nero's to cute and Dantes just some lazy bumd...
Guess anyone can relate to Dante in this pic when they have one of those so tiring days
Glad you like my pic though
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haha pretty funny but why so gay? not like i am against it XD
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LMAO!
Gotta give what the people want... which is more for the fangirls
I don't really know why...mostly for
and that I find those two to be just a little gay
Glad you still like it though!
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haha so fangirls wanna see them as gay? thats interesting XD
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Hey I like my men like I like my martini's...straight...? WTF?
Anywho, I guess the idea of two bishounen's making out it hot.
Two's always better than one
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Hell yeah! lol sorry...*cough*
If there was no DantexNero, there wouldn't be any good point to play DMC4 without the scene where Nero flies at Dante with open legs...*images :3*
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yeah first time wenn i see that cutscene i was like sooooo gay XD i quess they just really into each other?
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First time i saw that, i slowed it down and savoured the moment :3
...and had my head pressed against the TV so hard my eyes were liek "OwO" >.>;
I guess they are! Or is there more to it...?!?!
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maybe they just got some hots for each other but are afraid to show it in words so no words more actions XD
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...NO WORDS, MORE AKSHUN!!!
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XD omg so cute 
great job
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this is as always a very good drawing dear Sandy^^!!
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I love the look on Nero's face xD and if Dante would be awake at the time, he probably give him a sarcastic remark xD
Love the colour, the pose, everything
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Nero was giving me such a hard time, but I guess he came out o.k.
LOL yeah I can totally see Dante doing that too
Thanks! Glad you like it
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It did come out really good
Yeah xD Dante's just stupid like that!
I love it
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Awesome job! Just throwing this out there... is Nero's ear colored?
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Is it? I don't know...
I always seem to forget to colour in the ears
Glad you still like it though!
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Don't be so surprised. Just about every Demon alive knows of Dante so even if Dante doesn't tell Nero who he is, he'd find out eventually.
And you don't remember what His Holiness said do you? During one of the cutscenes His Holiness said that originally he was going to use Dante to be in the Savior, but since he had Nero captured instead, he used Nero.
Great drawing btw.
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Yeah I figured Nero would eventually figure it out...
If not from Dante, than from someone or something.
I definitely remember that scene.
His Holiness was looking for someone with a great deal of Demonic power.
Since His Holiness figured Dante was Sparda's kid, he'd definitely be the chosen one for the Resurrection of Sparda.
And since His Holiness found out that Nero also possesed Demonic Power, He just figured "eh...what the hell." Didn't bother putting up a fight with Dante.
Guess he just needed that sprak to get it going.
I'm just saying that throughout that whole time when Nero was still conscious, not a thing was said on why His Holiness found Dante to be more efficient.
That's my thought of it all
Huh... I wonder in all their preaching, did they ever mention Spardas twin boys.
Sorry about the long reply
Glad you like the drawing though!
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After the last pic, I'm just happy his head isn't lower into Nero's lap. . .
The colour isn't bad, but if you cooled the background a bit it would have more depth.
~R
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LMAO! Damn...
*crosses out what's next on list*
Really eh... Guess I'll go back to it!
Thanks Richard! Glad you like this one better
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There's lots of other positions for you to do still. . .
*shudder*
~R
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LMAO Thanks for the encouragement!
*starts web searching*
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Slumber party? CAN I COME?!!!
Dante: No
Me: AWWW, PWEESE?!!!
Dante: NO!
Me: Can I at least hide video cameras in the room where the 'slumber party' is taking place?
Dante: ... only if I get a copy of the video
Me: YEAY!!! 
Dante: ...?
Me: *starts drooling*
Dante: Um, you still there?
Me: Huh? Oh yeah, sorry. I kinda went to my happy place for a bit.
Dante: Your 'happy place'?
Me: IT'S CALLED DANTELAND!!!!
Dante: ... you're weird
Me: THANK YOU DANTE!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!!!1!!!!2!!!?!!!!
Dante: ... I'm going back to sleep (where's Nero? He makes a good pillow)
P.S. This rant was inspired by the SUPER HOT/CUTE Dante in this pic.
This rant is brought to you by: Hyperade! The drink with enough sugar in it to rot your brain in 2.8 seconds!! (Hyperade may cause stupidity)
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OMFG!!! LMAO!!!
I LOVE YOU!
I just love this rant!
Dante:...you're weird
You: THANK YOU DANTE!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!!!1!!!!2!!!?!!!!
Love it!!!
Gotta get me some of that Hyperade!
Glad you like my pic though.
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THANKIES!!!! 
Glomping for ALL!!!
Hyperade is kind of rare (I stole mine off a fairy!) but I'll give you the ingredients.
Twelve bags of sugar.
Ninety cans of Red Bull (a strange energy drink/cow juice mix)
Three pixies (squeezed)
Five cups of leprechaun piss
And some weird glowy green stuff that fell out of a UFO
Then just steal one of those food condensers from NASA and you will have a super sugary glow-in-the-dark treat that will keep you awake for WEEKS!!!
I am the all time Queen of RANT!!! For tips on ranting come to my office (it's under Dante's desk 
... Do you want some footage of the smexy goings on during the 'slumber party'? (It contains absolutely NO sleeping!! 
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LOL
A 'Do Not Disturb' is all over Dante. Not even I would want to start something with him. I can just see it going from a simple 'Hi' to bad.
He seems like the kind of guy that'll play around with you for awhile and then just break you down and walk away.
Damn... o.k. I've already found that strange stuff from a UFO from my last encounter and just had a crazy party with one of my leprchaun friends the other day. Did some crazy things with him that by chance involved pissing in things.
But all those other things involve money which I don't have
I'd also like to make an appointment with you about How to Rant. Can't wait to see your office, if you know what I mean 
And yes! YES! I'd love to know more on what exactly happened at this 'Slumber Party' of theirs
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When I couldn't resist the urge to annoy Dante any longer this happened:
Me: AWWW!! You are SO cute! Couchy, couchy, coo-
Dante: DIE!!!!
Me: *hides behind big scary looking tigress*
Dante: MOVE KITTY!
Tigress: You are going to pay for calling me that.
Dante: What are yea gonna do? Scratch me?
Tigress: I'll start by tarring that pretty little face of yours off and then move on to more... sensitive areas.
Dante: AHHH!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
Nero is currently in hospital suffering from a severe case of 'teh funnyz'. Dante is still hiding under the sofa.
Well, all you have to do to get the pixie juice is ask the leprechauns if they know any sparkly hookers and stuff the pixies in a juicer.
You can find sugar by mugging a couple of four year olds. It shouldn't take you too long.
And the energy drinks... just stick a VERY happy, hyper person in a blender and you should have enough pure energy for about twenty-three Hyperades.
Yes. The view from my office is VERY nice. 
Actually Lady and Trish have the only copy of the 'Super Smexy Slumber Party' video right now, but I'll send it to you as soon as their done with it! (and I've watched it for the twenty-seventh time)
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KAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII
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