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It’s Annoying: In The Night Garden: The Tombliboos’ Waving Game (There’s this one weird sound that plays approximately 71 times throughout the episode. It’s kinda annoying.)

It’s Boring: Toopy And Binoo: Baby Toopy (Just simple plot: “Toopy turns into baby, Binoo takes care of him.” Not much to it.)

It’s Incoherent: Toopy And Binoo: Toopy Knows Everything (This episode is not too important. It doesn’t even sound like something cool. We all know Toopy here secretly knows nothing. Oh wait, it’s not secret cause it’s true.)

It’s Dumb: Pokemon Chronicles: Trouble in Big Town (There’s too much arguing. The Pichu Bros argue over who goes down the slide first, then makes the plot worse. Then the Pichu Bros think that only continuing their fighting matters once Pichu Little comes back and ARGUE AGAIN, then the stupid Azumarill angers everyone with its Water Gun after the Pichu Bros accidentally hurt it even though it’s not really on purpose, it was just to destroy the Pichu Bros. I’M AUTISTIC AND I HATE ARGUING OK??? GOD I HATE THAT GOD DANG STUPID AZUMARILL!!! I JUST WANNA KILL HER AND THE PICHU BROS!!!)

It’s Cliche: Toopy And Binoo: Rockabye Bear (I have no idea what to say for this one. I just don’t like it as much as the other Mini Movies. Also the bear is a huge crybaby.)

Because Of One Scene: Baby Einstein: Baby Mozart (After that Rocket Tornado thing turns off, a St Bernard puppet appears for a few brief moments. That scared me a lot as a child, along with Bard and the dinosaur with the globe.)

Because Of Subtext: In The Night Garden: Igglepiggle’s Mucky Patch (The plot is kinda rushed here. You can already tell what’s going on in the episode without even looking, unless you think it’s just Igglepiggle after eating Taco Bell because there’s too many fart sounds.)

It’s Disturbing: Toopy And Binoo: Peanut Butterbot (The sound of the UFO, or as they call it, “Flying Saucer”, landing and flying away gave me nightmares as a kid. It’s not too disturbing now, but it was back then.)

It’s Poorly Acted: In The Night Garden: Sad And Happy Tombliboos (This could also fall into the ‘It’s Too Overdramatic’ category, but seriously, its plot is stupid. Why are you SO upset over your BLOCK TOWER FALLING OVER when someone just wants to get her favourite block? And why does everyone think slamming piano keys in a sad but annoying way is as depressing as losing a pet?)

It’s Gross: Teletubbies: Chinese New Year (THIS EPISODE IS JUST TOO INAPPROPRIATE TO BE ON A KIDS SHOW. Seriously, why would they tickle the others in an inappropriate way like that on a kids show? I am addicted to tickling, but this is going a little too far for me.)

It’s Badly Written: Toopy And Binoo: Binoo Blows Raspberries (The episode is basically saying, “If you encounter someone that wants to bully you or scare you, just spit in their face and make fart noises at them. THAT WILL BASICALLY KILL THEM.” Yeah, that’s basically the episode in a nutshell. I don’t know who came up with this script, but seriously. B R U H)

It’s Cruel: Toopy And Binoo: Camp Out (Toopy just constantly abuses animals for 7 minutes straight. That’s it.)

It Tries Too Hard: N/A

It’s Rushed: In The Night Garden: Igglepiggle’s Tiddle (Basically simple plot: “Stomp 3 times, underground water fountain appears.” That’s it. Rushed episode.)

It Has Bad Morals: In The Night Garden: Trubliphone Fun (This is my worst favourite In The Night Garden episode. You’ll see why in a few seconds. The moral is basically: “If someone thinks something you’re doing is annoying and ask you to stop, don’t. Just make it much louder and more annoying.” THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST MORAL EVER!)

It Wasted Great Potential: Toopy And Binoo: The Big Race (This would have been epic if Toopy hadn’t been constantly saying that he’s the best racer and failing a second later. But anyway, this would have had a heartwarming ending if Binoo hadn’t drove over a rock and made Patchy Patch fly over the finish line and made Toopy claim it as a win. The ending would have been heartwarming if that never happened.)

It Mocks A Series: N/A

It Mocks A Demographic: N/A

It Panders To A Demographic: N/A

It’s Out Of Character: Teletubbies: Sitting And Standing (Once again, this could also fall into the ‘It’s Too Overdramatic’ category, but Dipsy is also super out of character in the 2nd segment. Dipsy seriously acts deaf and doesn’t care even when Po tells him not to sit on his hat at audible levels. He literally giggles at it, which is how I think he doesn’t care. And as you may have guessed, Dipsy sits on his hat anyway and does the same thing as Silvie’s Fish Pond, but Po joins in. This is my worst favourite episode of Teletubbies if you don’t count Chinese New Year and The Boom Boom Dance because of it.)

It’s Out Of Genre: N/A

It’s Too Overdramatic: Teletubbies: Silvie’s Fish Pond (In the 2nd segment, Dipsy loses his hat in a PUDDLE, and sings a sad song about it. SERIOUSLY? YOU’RE GETTING THIS DRAMATIC OVER A HAT IN A PUDDLE???)

It Hurt My Ship: N/A

It’s Too Depressing: Pokemon: Bye Bye Butterfree (When I first watched the scene of Ash releasing his Butterfree on Netflix just so I could see how depressing it actually was to people who saw, I actually cried a little. The montage was what broke me. IT’S ALWAYS THE MONTAGE!)

Because Of How It Concluded A Plot: N/A

It Ruined The Plot/Series: Toopy And Binoo: Bistro Binoo (Remove the inflation scenes and I would be OK with this episode. Seriously, YOU’RE SHOWING KIDS UNDER 13 DEVIANTART EARLY???)

It’s Pointless To The Plot/Series: N/A

It Went Below My Expectations: N/A

It Angered The Fan-Base: Teletubbies: The Boom Boom Dance (No wonder this episode was banned. They basically show a bunch of twerking on screen for almost a whole episode.)

It Hurt My Eyes/Ears: In The Night Garden: Upsy Daisy’s Big Loud Singsong (It kinda follows the same plot as Trubliphone Fun, except Makka Pakka soon joins in with his trumpet and somehow The Pontipines think it’s less annoying than just Upsy Daisy singing. Seriously, my ears were just DAMAGED MORE.)

It Abandons Logic: Toopy And Binoo: Power Pyjamas (First off, they breathe in space, second, there’s this one scene where Toopy falls off of Saturn and begins falling like there’s gravity. THERE IS LITERALLY NO GRAVITY IN SPACE. Toopy would basically be floating if that was realistic. He also would have died because there’s no oxygen in space. Binoo would basically destroy the universe with those pyjamas on.)

Mistakes Were Repeated: In The Night Garden: Hurry Up Tombliboos (I was so mad because Eee kept going the wrong way. I seriously was.)

It’s Delivery Is Weak: Toopy And Binoo: The Amazing Maze (I have no idea what this means, but I still hate this episode. Mainly because Toopy constantly says that he’s the best and that he knows where he’s going even though all of that is not true. Binoo and Joey are much smarter than him.)

It Made Me Lose Respect: N/A

Because I DON’T: Toopy And Binoo: Toopy Goes Bananas (I don’t ABSOLUTELY hate this, I’m just not gonna say why I hate this because I’m sure some people will get mad at me.)

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It’s Annoying: In The Night Garden: The Tombliboos’ Waving Game (There’s this one weird sound that plays approximately 71 times throughout the episode. It’s kinda annoying.)

It’s Boring: Toopy And Binoo: Baby Toopy (Just simple plot: “Toopy turns into baby, Binoo takes care of him.” Not much to it.)

It’s Incoherent: Toopy And Binoo: Toopy Knows Everything (This episode is not too important. It doesn’t even sound like something cool. We all know Toopy here secretly knows nothing. Oh wait, it’s not secret cause it’s true.)

It’s Dumb: Pokemon Chronicles: Trouble in Big Town (There’s too much arguing. The Pichu Bros argue over who goes down the slide first, then makes the plot worse. Then the Pichu Bros think that only continuing their fighting matters once Pichu Little comes back and ARGUE AGAIN, then the stupid Azumarill angers everyone with its Water Gun after the Pichu Bros accidentally hurt it even though it’s not really on purpose, it was just to destroy the Pichu Bros. I’M AUTISTIC AND I HATE ARGUING OK??? GOD I HATE THAT GOD DANG STUPID AZUMARILL!!! I JUST WANNA KILL HER AND THE PICHU BROS!!!)

It’s Cliche: Toopy And Binoo: Rockabye Bear (I have no idea what to say for this one. I just don’t like it as much as the other Mini Movies. Also the bear is a huge crybaby.)

Because Of One Scene: Baby Einstein: Baby Mozart (After that Rocket Tornado thing turns off, a St Bernard puppet appears for a few brief moments. That scared me a lot as a child, along with Bard and the dinosaur with the globe.)

Because Of Subtext: In The Night Garden: Igglepiggle’s Mucky Patch (The plot is kinda rushed here. You can already tell what’s going on in the episode without even looking, unless you think it’s just Igglepiggle after eating Taco Bell because there’s too many fart sounds.)

It’s Disturbing: Toopy And Binoo: Peanut Butterbot (The sound of the UFO, or as they call it, “Flying Saucer”, landing and flying away gave me nightmares as a kid. It’s not too disturbing now, but it was back then.)

It’s Poorly Acted: In The Night Garden: Sad And Happy Tombliboos (This could also fall into the ‘It’s Too Overdramatic’ category, but seriously, its plot is stupid. Why are you SO upset over your BLOCK TOWER FALLING OVER when someone just wants to get her favourite block? And why does everyone think slamming piano keys in a sad but annoying way is as depressing as losing a pet?)

It’s Gross: Teletubbies: Chinese New Year (THIS EPISODE IS JUST TOO INAPPROPRIATE TO BE ON A KIDS SHOW. Seriously, why would they tickle the others in an inappropriate way like that on a kids show? I am addicted to tickling, but this is going a little too far for me.)

It’s Badly Written: Toopy And Binoo: Binoo Blows Raspberries (The episode is basically saying, “If you encounter someone that wants to bully you or scare you, just spit in their face and make fart noises at them. THAT WILL BASICALLY KILL THEM.” Yeah, that’s basically the episode in a nutshell. I don’t know who came up with this script, but seriously. B R U H)

It’s Cruel: Toopy And Binoo: Camp Out (Toopy just constantly abuses animals for 7 minutes straight. That’s it.)

It Tries Too Hard: N/A

It’s Rushed: In The Night Garden: Igglepiggle’s Tiddle (Basically simple plot: “Stomp 3 times, underground water fountain appears.” That’s it. Rushed episode.)

It Has Bad Morals: In The Night Garden: Trubliphone Fun (This is my worst favourite In The Night Garden episode. You’ll see why in a few seconds. The moral is basically: “If someone thinks something you’re doing is annoying and ask you to stop, don’t. Just make it much louder and more annoying.” THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST MORAL EVER!)

It Wasted Great Potential: Toopy And Binoo: The Big Race (This would have been epic if Toopy hadn’t been constantly saying that he’s the best racer and failing a second later. But anyway, this would have had a heartwarming ending if Binoo hadn’t drove over a rock and made Patchy Patch fly over the finish line and made Toopy claim it as a win. The ending would have been heartwarming if that never happened.)

It Mocks A Series: N/A

It Mocks A Demographic: N/A

It Panders To A Demographic: N/A

It’s Out Of Character: Teletubbies: Sitting And Standing (Once again, this could also fall into the ‘It’s Too Overdramatic’ category, but Dipsy is also super out of character in the 2nd segment. Dipsy seriously acts deaf and doesn’t care even when Po tells him not to sit on his hat at audible levels. He literally giggles at it, which is how I think he doesn’t care. And as you may have guessed, Dipsy sits on his hat anyway and does the same thing as Silvie’s Fish Pond, but Po joins in. This is my worst favourite episode of Teletubbies if you don’t count Chinese New Year and The Boom Boom Dance because of it.)

It’s Out Of Genre: N/A

It’s Too Overdramatic: Teletubbies: Silvie’s Fish Pond (In the 2nd segment, Dipsy loses his hat in a PUDDLE, and sings a sad song about it. SERIOUSLY? YOU’RE GETTING THIS DRAMATIC OVER A HAT IN A PUDDLE???)

It Hurt My Ship: N/A

It’s Too Depressing: Pokemon: Bye Bye Butterfree (When I first watched the scene of Ash releasing his Butterfree on Netflix just so I could see how depressing it actually was to people who saw, I actually cried a little. The montage was what broke me. IT’S ALWAYS THE MONTAGE!)

Because Of How It Concluded A Plot: N/A

It Ruined The Plot/Series: Toopy And Binoo: Bistro Binoo (Remove the inflation scenes and I would be OK with this episode. Seriously, YOU’RE SHOWING KIDS UNDER 13 DEVIANTART EARLY???)

It’s Pointless To The Plot/Series: N/A

It Went Below My Expectations: N/A

It Angered The Fan-Base: Teletubbies: The Boom Boom Dance (No wonder this episode was banned. They basically show a bunch of twerking on screen for almost a whole episode.)

It Hurt My Eyes/Ears: In The Night Garden: Upsy Daisy’s Big Loud Singsong (It kinda follows the same plot as Trubliphone Fun, except Makka Pakka soon joins in with his trumpet and somehow The Pontipines think it’s less annoying than just Upsy Daisy singing. Seriously, my ears were just DAMAGED MORE.)

It Abandons Logic: Toopy And Binoo: Power Pyjamas (First off, they breathe in space, second, there’s this one scene where Toopy falls off of Saturn and begins falling like there’s gravity. THERE IS LITERALLY NO GRAVITY IN SPACE. Toopy would basically be floating if that was realistic. He also would have died because there’s no oxygen in space. Binoo would basically destroy the universe with those pyjamas on.)

Mistakes Were Repeated: In The Night Garden: Hurry Up Tombliboos (I was so mad because Eee kept going the wrong way. I seriously was.)

It’s Delivery Is Weak: Toopy And Binoo: The Amazing Maze (I have no idea what this means, but I still hate this episode. Mainly because Toopy constantly says that he’s the best and that he knows where he’s going even though all of that is not true. Binoo and Joey are much smarter than him.)

It Made Me Lose Respect: N/A

Because I DON’T: Toopy And Binoo: Toopy Goes Bananas (I don’t ABSOLUTELY hate this, I’m just not gonna say why I hate this because I’m sure some people will get mad at me.)