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SatsumaTheBlue — A Typical Tea Party
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Published: 2015-11-08 15:03:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 7974; Favourites: 115; Downloads: 74
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Art trade with'I thought this was going to be a peaceful get together.
I thought we could all sit down with some tea and talk about the weather or something that wasn't inflation for once.
All was going well, until I realised a grave error I made:
Siv made the brew and I drank it.
She spiked it and there I went, a sudden 'PHOOOMP' and suddenly I was a light and large as a overinflated balloon.
So that's what Ember meant by a 'Uplifting experience'.'
Damn it Siv, you can't leave them alone for a split sec- Wait a sec, where's the table? And the chairs? Why aren't you drinking the spiked inflating tea if you love being a balloon so much?!
Gahh!
But seriously though, after being busy for a prolonged amount of time I'm fianlly getting around to doing what I do best.
It's a bit rough as I've been out of it for a while but hey, what can you do?
Calliope belongs to
Ember & Siv belong to
Sylveon belong to Nintendo/Gamefreak.
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(muffled) I'm not hurting you am I? (._.)
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Calliope: N-No, not at all!
Honestly I'm more impressed you're still holding on.
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Okay, as long as I'm not hurting you.
*manages to hold hands with myself, squeezing tightly*
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*At this point, Calliope looked like a rotund teddy bear having the absolute stuffing hugged out of her.*
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Y'know... not to sound creepy, but I am very much enjoying this....
*hugs tighter*
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Calliope: Hehe, I can see why this would be very enjoyable to some I suppose.
Not sure what to think personally.
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Well, I know you're stuck in the air completely unable to move, but hugging a big, floofy floating thing is enjoyable. 
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Calliope: I appreciate the sentiment, although.. you might not want to let go right now.
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Huh? *looks down* Oh crap... (.__.) Um... Would you mind if I climbed on top of you? It's less likely for me to fall that way... (._.)
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Calliope: By all means, I wouldn't want my passenger to fall now, would I?
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*climbs up onto her back* Now how do we get down?
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Calliope: *She peers down, but can only see the now far away town below.*
I... um... Do we have a ballast of sorts?
Anything at all?
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Um.... I don't think we do actually...
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Calliope: Huh... Well I've got nothing.
You have any ideas at all?
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I have one idea.... but it's.... weird.
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Calliope: (I can only imagine where she's going with this.)
And what would that be? *Raises eyebrow*
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That would be to.... bite you. I have real sharp front teeth, and I think that would let the air out....
My teeth are actually like that IRL. XP
Deja-Vu! O_O
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Calliope: !!!
B-But that would hurt.
Like a lot!
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Yes, I know.... But it would get us down, and I'd stay with you until you felt better...
Also, I'm not seeing many other options at this point... *looks down*
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*Calliope lightly sighed*
Calliope: Try to at least be a little gentle... please?
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Okay, I'll be as gentle as I can...
*bites Calliope's arm*
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Caliope: OW! >.<
*A sharp yelp came from Calliope, rocking the balloon ride a little.
As you have anticipated however, a small hissing sound uttered from the sunken and rounded part of her arm.*
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Sorry!
*bites her arm again*
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*Calliope didn't yell again, proably because the first bite pretty much left her in a sea of pain anyway.
The small hiss gradualy turned in a louder hiss.*
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*bites her one more time and holds on for dear life*
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*No amount of bracing could prepare you for what was about to happen.
You give one final firm bite, clenching the tight edge of what used to be her sleeve, but suddenly...
Air burst out of her arm and shot the both of you into a spontanious direction, like a balloon let loose!*
Calliope: Oh sweet nectar, hold on!
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III'MM HOOOOOLDIIIING OOONNNN!!!!
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*Both of them flew up down and all around, flying around at the speed of sound and other miscellaneous related song lyrics.
All this time, Calliope was gradually getting smaller and thinner by the second until she appeared pudgey.
The lack of forced air was becoming apperant, so eventually they slowly drifted into the edge of a forest and crashed in one.*
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Ah-how... >.< *rubs head* You okay? Sorry for biting you...
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*Calliope was hanging from a large branch head first, her hind foot caught and a gentle breeze left her deflated body sway.*
Calliope: Ah... Yeah, no worries.
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Need some help getting down?
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*The several bite marks were quite visable on Calli's right arm.
The sharp pain might have caught up to her however judging by the way she's speaking, either that or she's had a long day.
Tak your pick*
Calliope: ...Please? *She tries her hardest to grin.*
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Alright.
*climbs up the tree and picks her up to get her down, but wasn't holding the tree anymore so we both fel to the ground, Calli landing on top of me* >.<
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Calliope: *Thud* *Calliope peers down at you.* Forgive me... um, really bad timing I know, but I just realised I never got your name.
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Calliope: Alright Keenan.
*She stands up from Keenan, brushing herself down and clutches her punctured arm.*
Sorry about that, I'll work on my in-air control next time.
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It's okay.
...
Is it painful? Inflating?
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*Calliope ponders for a bit*
Calliope: Not really.
I mean it fells odd at first depending on how it happens, but otherwise I've been through worse.
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Oh, okay. Just wondering.
...
So, uhh... how do we get back?
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*Calliope wanders around and observes around her*
Calliope: So, we're in a forest then, huh.
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*nods*
I think the way back is... that way.
*points in some direction*
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Calliope: *Tilts her head*
Are you sure? I thought it was... that way. *She points to an opposite direction.*
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Eeeerhmmmmm.... Yeah, we're lost. (._.)
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*Calliope collapses onto her rump and deeply sighs*
Calliope: Yep, that's what I thought.
Of course we're lost. T_T
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*sits down next to Calli*
._.
Well... What should we do now?
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Calliope: Do you have a... what do you call it?
A phone?
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Yeah, I have one. 
*pulls out an early 2000s Samsumg*
*is actually my phone in real life*
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Calliope: *She stood up in excitement* Oh, that great!
You can contact someone to get us out of here, right?
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Yeah, I can do that.
*going through contact list*
Dad, Farquad, Fernando, Man with chapped lips, Oddfellows Local 151, Peewit, That guy that called us once, Wendell Gee...
Do you know anyone? Cuz these contacts are rubbish.
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Calliope: Well... I have a feral friend who walked with me to the tea party.
I think he said something about getting a phone as they don't have those in our world.
What did he say after that?
..."Oh yeah, when I get that phone thing my number will be 018-" Keenan, may I borrow your phone please?
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