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"-Captain's log, stardate... Errrr... errr... Millie, how do stardates even work again?
-Like all good Trekkies, I have zero idea, Captain! But we can choose whatever we want and then silently retcon it later if we need it!
-Oooookay... Well, thank you Commander... I guess? Ahem... Captain's log, stardate... 2022.1228?... Today is the maiden voyage of the HW Stolitz and...
-Pffffft! Ack! *coughs coffee all over the control panel* Uurgh... W... What the fuck, Tavi?!
-What's wrong, Loonie?
-You... you can't just choose this kind of name like that! I'm... I'm still trying to process that... that our fath... that Blitzo and your dad have a freaking name that people casually use for their relationship!
-So what? We have one too, and it does sound like that godlike dude from Scooby-Doo. Yet you don't hear us complain... Ensign Loona.
-Vaggie, that doesn't make it better!
-Hey, I'm supportive of my dad having some happiness in his life, and it's not like it'll be the definitive name of the ship anyw-
-Happiness now, but the shit they -and us- both had to endure to finally truly get it was...
-Helloooo? This is ensign Torque reporting in. I just wanted to inform the bridge crew that it's barely 5 minutes in this first trip and it feels like we're already getting an half-season argument. Could we please go back to the cool starship stuff before the boomers start getting nervous and changing their mind about the whole thing?
-That still doesn't make it... UUUUGH, FINE! But I'm not gonna let this slide. By the way, Torque, where are you, right now? Isn't your snake ass supposed to be on the bridge with us?
-On my way very soon. Just a few things to fix on the lower decks, first and it'll all be great from now on. Now, please, go back to your bridge stuff looking badass and serious.
-Yaaaay! I can't wait to see how it goes! I hope you're looking, Mox!"

*a few minutes later*

"-Vaggie, what have you done?!
-It's not my fault!
-Then, whose fault was it, the torpedoes'? You're supposed to tell them what to do!
-Loona, I didn't even press any torpedo-related button!
-You just razed the entire Magne palace with a fuckload of them! If you wanted to blow up something so bad, you should have gone for something like Ozzie's!
-We're being targeted by all anti-exorcist batteries in the vicinity, and they're not answering any hail, Captain. Oh boy, this is getting so exciting, girls! Preparing for evasive maneuvers or any attack pattern on your mark!
-Can they even receive a hail anyway without the proper tech?
-Also, their boss is kinda dead, right now, just saying.
-Who cares, Loona? Errr, Lieutenant Commander Vagatha, stand down and lower our shields! We surrender. We have to show them it was an accident!
-Octavia, they won't even notice a difference!
-*sighs* I'm just gonna press some buttons and see what happens, can't get worse than that, anyway...
-Black alert! Black alert!
-The what alert, now?..."

*a few more minutes later*

"-LOONA!!
-WHAT?! I saw "spore drive", I thought I could at least make them high and forget about us with mushroom cloud gassing or some shit!
-I didn't even know we had a spore drive! So cool! Now I know heaven is so diabetes-inducing pretty and authoritarian! It's like that imp-kid-only Amazon warehouse in Greed, but even worse! Yay!
-I wish I could have shot a few exorcists and see what this ship can do outside of its torpedoes.
-Vaggie...
-Captain, we had a valid opportunity to shoot something this time.
-At least, we jumped back before we caused problems there as well."

*more few minutes later*

"-OH, COME ON! Are you serious?!
-Yup, Captain! Exorcist portals opening all around us! They're shooting at us, just like the royal demon guard is doing! Oh hey, they even have some sweet bazookas too. I gonna get some for me, Mox and the boss!
-¡Mierda! Just let me shoot them!
-The situation has gone utterly out of control and you want to make it worse?!
-I vote we just self-destruct the ship. At this point, it's not like it'll make a difference, and at least it'll be over.
-Well, actually, Ensign Loona, doing so would result in a warp core detonation and the size of the anti-matter explosion and the shockwave would raze everything in this Hell ring around us.
-Old lady, in case you haven't noticed, I don't give a flying fuck anymore.
-Ensign Torque here, what are you smartass senior officers doing up here?
-TORQUE!! This is your fault!
-Oh here we go, blame the red shirts who were just minding their own business, typical.
-I know this is somehow your fault, don't lie!
-Hey, I'm not the one giving orders and pressing the wrong buttons here.
-I'm sure you're pressing some fucking buttons for us, alright!
-Yeah, but not the wrong ones.
-Octavia! Our shields have just dropped out of nowhere! ¿¡Qué coño?!
-OK, it's totally Torque trying to kill us. Don't bother, girls.
-Naaaa, we can still salvage this, or go in a blaze of glory! We are the first Hell starship, we don't surr-
-Millie, just stop..."

*even more few minutes later*

"-Warp Core breach imminent. Warp Core Ejection failed. Starboard nacelle no longer detected. Weapon systems offline. Torpedo detonation detected in Shuttlebay 1. Hull compromised to post-Burn levels.
-¡Cállate! ¡Cállate! ¡Cállate! ¡Cállate!
-Wooo! Gravity failed just below me, what are the odds? This is so much fun! Gotta capture this!
-All of this because Vaggie and I humiliated you earlier! That's below fucking petty, Torque!
-Oh look, my control panel is about to blow up in my face... Guess I'll die..."

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A follow-up to THIS PIC which shows Oriale eventually succeeded in getting a fair deal with Stolas, but it seems said deal involves some starship acquisition, which may open new opportunities for both Oriale's squad and employer, the IMP and even Hell's royal families.

Assuming they survive their first assignment...
As implied, in this 'verse, Millie is the biggest fan of Star Trek in her group of friends, so much that she has her own sets of uniform, is the most knowledgeable and takes acting her role very seriously.
Octavia is the second fan, though to a more casual level. She didn't watch everything but knows a good part of the lore, spends some time in the wikis, and has a collection of replicas of various parts of the franchise.
Vaggie only knows the basics, but it's enough for her to understand what to do in normal situations.
Loona couldn't give a shit, but since her friends asked her to join, she did so without hesitation.
And Torque already has connections and knowledge since one of her teammates is the top scientist and co-leader of the Iconians who is providing the Ophidian Squad with most of their technology .

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Millie, Octavia, Loona & Vaggie (c) Vivziepop
Art (c)

Description
Original by . Go fave and commission him!

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"-Captain's log, stardate... Errrr... errr... Millie, how do stardates even work again?
-Like all good Trekkies, I have zero idea, Captain! But we can choose whatever we want and then silently retcon it later if we need it!
-Oooookay... Well, thank you Commander... I guess? Ahem... Captain's log, stardate... 2022.1228?... Today is the maiden voyage of the HW Stolitz and...
-Pffffft! Ack! *coughs coffee all over the control panel* Uurgh... W... What the fuck, Tavi?!
-What's wrong, Loonie?
-You... you can't just choose this kind of name like that! I'm... I'm still trying to process that... that our fath... that Blitzo and your dad have a freaking name that people casually use for their relationship!
-So what? We have one too, and it does sound like that godlike dude from Scooby-Doo. Yet you don't hear us complain... Ensign Loona.
-Vaggie, that doesn't make it better!
-Hey, I'm supportive of my dad having some happiness in his life, and it's not like it'll be the definitive name of the ship anyw-
-Happiness now, but the shit they -and us- both had to endure to finally truly get it was...
-Helloooo? This is ensign Torque reporting in. I just wanted to inform the bridge crew that it's barely 5 minutes in this first trip and it feels like we're already getting an half-season argument. Could we please go back to the cool starship stuff before the boomers start getting nervous and changing their mind about the whole thing?
-That still doesn't make it... UUUUGH, FINE! But I'm not gonna let this slide. By the way, Torque, where are you, right now? Isn't your snake ass supposed to be on the bridge with us?
-On my way very soon. Just a few things to fix on the lower decks, first and it'll all be great from now on. Now, please, go back to your bridge stuff looking badass and serious.
-Yaaaay! I can't wait to see how it goes! I hope you're looking, Mox!"

*a few minutes later*

"-Vaggie, what have you done?!
-It's not my fault!
-Then, whose fault was it, the torpedoes'? You're supposed to tell them what to do!
-Loona, I didn't even press any torpedo-related button!
-You just razed the entire Magne palace with a fuckload of them! If you wanted to blow up something so bad, you should have gone for something like Ozzie's!
-We're being targeted by all anti-exorcist batteries in the vicinity, and they're not answering any hail, Captain. Oh boy, this is getting so exciting, girls! Preparing for evasive maneuvers or any attack pattern on your mark!
-Can they even receive a hail anyway without the proper tech?
-Also, their boss is kinda dead, right now, just saying.
-Who cares, Loona? Errr, Lieutenant Commander Vagatha, stand down and lower our shields! We surrender. We have to show them it was an accident!
-Octavia, they won't even notice a difference!
-*sighs* I'm just gonna press some buttons and see what happens, can't get worse than that, anyway...
-Black alert! Black alert!
-The what alert, now?..."

*a few more minutes later*

"-LOONA!!
-WHAT?! I saw "spore drive", I thought I could at least make them high and forget about us with mushroom cloud gassing or some shit!
-I didn't even know we had a spore drive! So cool! Now I know heaven is so diabetes-inducing pretty and authoritarian! It's like that imp-kid-only Amazon warehouse in Greed, but even worse! Yay!
-I wish I could have shot a few exorcists and see what this ship can do outside of its torpedoes.
-Vaggie...
-Captain, we had a valid opportunity to shoot something this time.
-At least, we jumped back before we caused problems there as well."

*more few minutes later*

"-OH, COME ON! Are you serious?!
-Yup, Captain! Exorcist portals opening all around us! They're shooting at us, just like the royal demon guard is doing! Oh hey, they even have some sweet bazookas too. I gonna get some for me, Mox and the boss!
-¡Mierda! Just let me shoot them!
-The situation has gone utterly out of control and you want to make it worse?!
-I vote we just self-destruct the ship. At this point, it's not like it'll make a difference, and at least it'll be over.
-Well, actually, Ensign Loona, doing so would result in a warp core detonation and the size of the anti-matter explosion and the shockwave would raze everything in this Hell ring around us.
-Old lady, in case you haven't noticed, I don't give a flying fuck anymore.
-Ensign Torque here, what are you smartass senior officers doing up here?
-TORQUE!! This is your fault!
-Oh here we go, blame the red shirts who were just minding their own business, typical.
-I know this is somehow your fault, don't lie!
-Hey, I'm not the one giving orders and pressing the wrong buttons here.
-I'm sure you're pressing some fucking buttons for us, alright!
-Yeah, but not the wrong ones.
-Octavia! Our shields have just dropped out of nowhere! ¿¡Qué coño?!
-OK, it's totally Torque trying to kill us. Don't bother, girls.
-Naaaa, we can still salvage this, or go in a blaze of glory! We are the first Hell starship, we don't surr-
-Millie, just stop..."

*even more few minutes later*

"-Warp Core breach imminent. Warp Core Ejection failed. Starboard nacelle no longer detected. Weapon systems offline. Torpedo detonation detected in Shuttlebay 1. Hull compromised to post-Burn levels.
-¡Cállate! ¡Cállate! ¡Cállate! ¡Cállate!
-Wooo! Gravity failed just below me, what are the odds? This is so much fun! Gotta capture this!
-All of this because Vaggie and I humiliated you earlier! That's below fucking petty, Torque!
-Oh look, my control panel is about to blow up in my face... Guess I'll die..."

-----
A follow-up to THIS PIC which shows Oriale eventually succeeded in getting a fair deal with Stolas, but it seems said deal involves some starship acquisition, which may open new opportunities for both Oriale's squad and employer, the IMP and even Hell's royal families.

Assuming they survive their first assignment...
As implied, in this 'verse, Millie is the biggest fan of Star Trek in her group of friends, so much that she has her own sets of uniform, is the most knowledgeable and takes acting her role very seriously.
Octavia is the second fan, though to a more casual level. She didn't watch everything but knows a good part of the lore, spends some time in the wikis, and has a collection of replicas of various parts of the franchise.
Vaggie only knows the basics, but it's enough for her to understand what to do in normal situations.
Loona couldn't give a shit, but since her friends asked her to join, she did so without hesitation.
And Torque already has connections and knowledge since one of her teammates is the top scientist and co-leader of the Iconians who is providing the Ophidian Squad with most of their technology .

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Millie, Octavia, Loona & Vaggie (c) Vivziepop
Art (c)