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Once that giggle was out, before anyone knew
Every dude in the square caught the gigglebug too,
They surrendered at once, for their ticklishness grew
As their giggles took hold and then forced their way through;
Each dude tickled the tootsies in front of his nose
Til they openly laughed in the way that I chose,
All that stroking of arches and licking of toes
Made their laughter unstoppably firm as it rose;
As his barefootin heart filled each dude to the core
And the size of the crowd made it all tickle more,
Their hysterical laughter grew into a roar
While I looked at the Dean as I told him the score;

"You can look down your nexk like the proudest giraffe
But I did this alone, dude, without any staff,
Got them out of their shoes and I made them all laugh
But that ain't the whole story, no that's just the half;
See, my ticklin their kickers was where it began
And their gettin me back was all part of the plan,
Having tickled my barefeet from David to Dan
They're ALL barefootin ticklers, each teenboy and man;
And there ain't any tricks that I had to employ
I just helped all their passion to stop feeling coy,
Take a listen; I've given them infinite joy
You can hear in the laughter of each man and boy!"

Then I gave him a look good and long in the eye
With conviction the Dean couldn't try to deny,
Though his hot tickled barefeet seemed ready to die
He defiantly spoke as he held his head high;
"I was right to expect you'd provide such a test
As I hunted you down through the east and the west,
But I think that you'll find that I'm not like the rest
For when push comes to shove, my resistance is best;
Now your power is strong and their laughter is sweet
But I won't be denied of my ultimate treat,
And it surely will render my triumph complete
When I see you put shoes on your WICKED... bare FEET!"