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So I signaled the crowd that the taunting was done
For the moment he'd spoken, I knew that we'd won,
I continued the process already begun
To keep leading the Dean into ticklefoot fun;
All along both his arches my fingers ran free
As I thought of how bold my next move oughta be,
What it seemed the poor Dean badly needed to see
Was how each dude in town really mattered to me;
"Now y'all gotta lie down," I told everyone there
We'll be showing the Dean something precious and rare,
When you're all on the ground now, all over the square
Wave them hot ticklish tootsies real proud in the air!"

Then at once all the men and the teens in the town
Put their feet in the air as they lay themselves down,
Til a see of big barefeet in which you could drown
Met the eyes of the Dean as he started to frown;
I had certainly taken the Dean by surprise
Why I'd done what I had he just couldn't surmise,
He was pained by the spectacle meeting his eyes
As I spoke with a relish I couldn't disguise;
"From your viewpoint," I told him, "I'm surely to blame
You must think I treat all my friends here just the same,
But to show you the truth, now it's time for a game
As I match pairs of barefeet to dudes by their name;"

With the whole of the town lying down on the green
And their dawgs on display all so eager and keen,
I could tell that the sight was affecting the Dean
While I gazed in delight on the beauteous scene;
As the Dean could confirm, I could not spy a face
But just hot ticklish barefeet all over the place,
So I quickly decided to cut to the chase
And I picked out the start of the path I would trace;
I directed the Dean as if guided by whim
"See those butter-soft soles, with the toes strong and slim,
I can tel you right now, Dude, that's gotta be Tim
It's a privilege and pleasure to foot-tickle him!"