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"That had been the first town that I just couldn't claim
I was little concerned for the state of my name,
For the etiquette mattered a lot more than fame
But I sensed from that day life would not be the same;
And then very soon after than what should I do
But I found a new town freshly tickled by you,
Where they told me I had to remove my shoes too
And get my tootsies tickled before they were through;
It was too much to risk and I just couldn't stay
At another new town on the very next day,
They invited my barefeet to come out and play
You'd converted them all in your devious way;

It was more than enough then to make my brain hop
How could I get this bareootin tickling to stop,
When each town seemed to yield you an eager new crop
Of all threats to decorum, why, you were the top;
Then I thought of the reason I'd met such a fate
How your hold on their minds could have reached such a rate,
And instilled in them foot-tickling passion so great
It was clear I was simply arriving too late;
It I got there in time, then I just couldn't fail
When you hold on their brains would be tenderly frail,
And you still were around for my might to assail
So I charted my course then to follow your trail;

First I tracked down your path through the whole of the east
Where they'd let you hold sway like a sort of high priest,
From the mighty on high to the lowest and least
Every man was a barefootin ticklefeet beast;
I came closer to catching you up in the west
But your brainwashing power defeated my best,
Though I put the teen boys to a tried and true test
They kept tickling each other's big barefeet with zest;
I remember the laughter, the look in each face
Not a shred of decorum, not even a trace,
Through the north and the south I just doubled my pace
And I felt I drew nearer from place upon place;"