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Wrestler: "O-o-o-o-o-h-h-h-h, that rice was too much for me..."
Thing guy: "Why, rikishi (sumo wrestler)?"
Wrestler: "Don't know how is it possible, but it must' ve been a high-caloried one. I wasn't that fat 2 hours ago! Good that we don't have weight categories in sumo."
Thin guy: "Now you're absolutely massive, rikishi. You can easily dominate your opponent: he's short and less heavy than you."
Wrestler: "I wouldn't be that much sure. I can't stand up anymore cuz my belly presses my legs down. I put my arms that way not because of the ritua but to balance myself."
Thin guy: "Ha! Rikishi! Where's your mawashi(belt)? You know that you lose the tournament if it bursts on you?"
Wrestler: "Of course, I do! It's somewhere underneath my belyy but you can see it on my backside better. Another reason for me to worry."
Thin guy: "And another one is not to fall on gyoji (referee). With such a weight you may crash his bones!"
Wrestler: "I'll try my best. I already crashed a chair ones and it was very painful due to my weight. Now I'll have to sit on the floor and sleep on a matras instead of bed... Oh, it's beginning! Thank you, my friend."
Thing guy: "Wish you luck, rikishi! I'll be with you...."
PS: thanks very much and a strong hug to Mr.tangela24 who requested and found a nice pic of true sumo-wrestler, where after morph you can see the size difference between him and a regular guy: his arm is as thick as guy's leg, his leg - as guy's waist, his waist... ahm... like he ate at least 10 guys like this one?XDD. Guess, my previous attempt in this series failed cuz I couldn't find a proper one so stopped searching on amateur international sumo wrestlers. Why amateur? As I found out, professional fights take place only in Japan so now everything is proper. Hope you enjoy the result)
PPS: Another reason for being amateur in sumo? - Not being that massively obese
PPPS: what is that thin guy doing anyway?