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Description
A shimmer of blue
A handsome-faced Jew
A voice of silk and finesse

Has a PhD
Kills silently
Has already stabbed you in the chest.

Maybe you should pay attention
Instead of reading these lines so closely
The Manticore's reaming your remains
Backwards and sideways, mostly.

Their music has such soul
It's mostly comedy, I'll grant,
Dick jokes are timeless, let's face it,
Like your plastic penile implant.

You're never too old to follow your dreams
When all is down, and you are torn,
Stop, remember the peppermint creams
Look and see how she sparkles, the last unicorn

If their style isn't for you, that's fair
Though there's no reason for that, like a boner
We'll respect your opinion, loser
Eat rainbow lollipops, while you postpone her

In closing, allow me to leave you
With further incentive to jam
To rock off your body's face sweetly
While gently kissing your clam

Is all NSP wants to do.
Why deny them that chance?
Now go forth, spread the sexy word,
After changing your pants.

Description
A shimmer of blue
A handsome-faced Jew
A voice of silk and finesse

Has a PhD
Kills silently
Has already stabbed you in the chest.

Maybe you should pay attention
Instead of reading these lines so closely
The Manticore's reaming your remains
Backwards and sideways, mostly.

Their music has such soul
It's mostly comedy, I'll grant,
Dick jokes are timeless, let's face it,
Like your plastic penile implant.

You're never too old to follow your dreams
When all is down, and you are torn,
Stop, remember the peppermint creams
Look and see how she sparkles, the last unicorn

If their style isn't for you, that's fair
Though there's no reason for that, like a boner
We'll respect your opinion, loser
Eat rainbow lollipops, while you postpone her

In closing, allow me to leave you
With further incentive to jam
To rock off your body's face sweetly
While gently kissing your clam

Is all NSP wants to do.
Why deny them that chance?
Now go forth, spread the sexy word,
After changing your pants.