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Levi X Reader- Imitating Levi!Legend/Key:

(F/N)- First Name        (L/N)- Last Name

(A/n)- Sorry if Levi and the others are too OOC, but it is my first try. DX Hope you enjoy~ Also, warning: Strong language. XD

    You, Eren, Mikasa, Jean, Armin, Annie, Sasha, and Connie sat at the same table during dinner. Mikasa sat on your left; Sasha sat on your right; Connie and Armin sat diagonally from you; Annie sat next to Armin; leaving Jean sitting next to Mikasa and Eren sitting directly across from you. Your group had arrived early because you had finished everything set out for you to do.

    You were locked in idle chatter with Mikasa when Eren said, “Do your imitation of Shorty, (F/N)!” You grinned mischievously, amused. Mikasa giggled, giving you the thumbs up. You stood up, glancing around to see if Levi was anywhere around; you’d be caught dead if he found you trying to imitate him. Fortune was in your favour because the aforementioned short man was nowhere to be seen. Your grin instantly turned into an unpleasant frown. You picked up a white and very clean napkin, made it look like Levi’s cravat, and gently put it on.

    “You, Jaeger!” you barked, uncannily sounding like a pissed off Shorty. Eren jumped out of surprise and humour. “Clean that again until it shines spotlessly! Cadet Ackerman, I want the horses to be grime-free! Cadet-” Eren’s eyes suddenly went as big as dinner plates. You could clearly feel a presence behind you. You quickly ripped out the fake cravat and threw it at Jean’s horse like face.

    “Cadet (L/N), what the fuck are you doing?” Oh, that voice. You knew who it belonged to. That voice belonged to none other than your secret crush, Levi. You turned around surprisingly fast and gave him a sloppy salute, your eyes wide with fear.

    “N-nothing, sir!” you squeaked, looking up at him. He was only an inch or two taller than you, which made you the shortest person alive. His steely gray eyes narrowed as he glared down at you. The others did the same, except less sloppier and much slower than yours.

    “It does not look like ‘nothing’ to me,” he said, a burning anger showing in his eyes. You shuffled your feet, itching to run at the slightest hint of danger. Well, you were in the danger zone right now, but he wasn’t showing any signs of murdering you or about to give you a severe punishment.

    Your scared look morphed into a mortified one as you mumbled, “Sorry, sir, I was i-imitating.”

    “Who?”

    “You, sir,” you mumbled, your voice getting lower and lower with each passing second. The scene attracted many fellow soldiers’ attention, all watching with humour, horror, or amusement. Or in Hanji’s case, insane amusement. I’m going to die, you thought miserably, still bravely staring up into his handsome gray eyes. His eyebrow raised slightly. You swore you could see amusement trickle into his eyes and the corners of his mouth quirk up in a slight smile.

    “Is that so? My office now, cadet,” he ordered, turning on his heel and stalk out of the dining hall. You braved a look over your shoulder at your friends. Jean had his hand covering his mouth, trying to stifle any laughter; Armin, Eren, and Connie were staring wide eyed, clearly just as mortified as you were; Annie looked disinterested; Mikasa gave you a reassuring smile; and Sasha was nibbling on your food, looking like a mortified deer with those big eyes of hers.

    “CADET (L/N)!” you heard Levi’s enraged voice yell.

    “C-coming, sir!” you called, giving one final glance at your friends before rushing out of the hall after Levi.

~Time skip brought by a sleepy Levi! <3~

    Levi opened the old wooden door to his office and marched in with a mortified you in tow. You were currently letting out a string of apologies slip through your lips. Levi stopped walking abruptly, causing you to crash into his back.

    “Oh, god! I’m so so sorry, si-”

    “Levi,” he interrupted, “call me Levi.”

    “Ah, yes, s- I mean, Levi,” you said, lingering on the his name. It felt nice to let it roll off your tongue like that, but you couldn’t savour the moment as you had more pressing matters to deal with.

    “Out of all people, you chose me to imitate. Any reason behind that?” he asked, not facing you. Little did you know, a torrent of emotions was flashing in his eyes. he didn’t know whether to be happy, angry, or sad. Were you making fun of him? Or was it something else?

    There was a hint of sadness in his voice, and you did not fail to notice. You were about to say something heartfelt but you just stated, “Levi, like hell I know. I’m not doing it because I hate you; simply there is no reason.” You hesitated before asking, “But why would you, of all people, care?” He started when that question was asked.

    “Because,” he stated, straightening his jacket.

    “You did not just give me the lame ‘because’ reason,” you said sassily, snapping your fingers. His lips twitched, as he turned to look at you. “Because is no reason in my dictionary,” you continued, smirking.

    “I didn’t even know you had a dictionary,” he said, facing towards his desk, walking around it, and plopping into his chair. You stared at that chair. Oh how much you would kill for it.

    “Bitch, please, I can have one if I want. Although, I’d mainly use it to smack people in their face. Hell, if that doesn’t drive sense into people, I wonder what will,” you pondered, shifting on your feet before walking over to one of the chairs and sitting on it. Levi smirked, propping his feet on his desk.

    “That’s what she gets~, for talking shit~!” you sang idly, your mind now wondering around.

    Levi raised an eyebrow and said, “What are you singing?”

    “Beats me,” you said, suddenly aware that you’re having a fairly equal conversation with none other than Levi, the man of your dreams. And cue the heat rising into your face.

    He moved his legs off his still clean desk and strode over to you. He leaned towards you, smirking, his smooth lips mere inches from your ear. He whispered something into your ear, causing the blush on your face to turn 100 shades darker.

    “Or you could just run 100 laps,” he said, straightening up and looking down at you. It wasn’t that he whispered anything dirty; it was just that you were thinking of something very, very dirty.

    “Please, wipe anything dirty from your mind now,” he said, amusement flitting in his steely gray eyes.

    “Yes, sir, I mean, uh, Levi, sir, wat,” you said, stumbling all over your words.

    “Good, now go fetch us some dinner,” he said, walking back towards his desk. You stood, saluted, and strode out the door.

~Time skip brought by a dancing Eren in his Titan form XD~

    You entered the dining hall and quickly fetched two plates of food that only consisted of bread and soup each. Armin spotted you and waved nervously. You walked over to him and gave your friends a weak smile.

    “I have to be Shorty’s lap dog for a week basically,” you say, pushing your thoughts out of your mind. “Probably just to help with paperwork and run errands,” you added, halting in front of the table. Your group of friends were looking at you now. “Or I could’ve ran 100 laps and you know how that would end up.”

    “You’ll still be able to see us, right?” Eren asked hopefully. You nodded and smiled.

    “Of course! I’ll always make a little time for my friends!” You smiled brightly. “Except for you, Horse Face,” you added jokingly.

    “Oi! My name’s not Horse Face!” Jean yelled, throwing his arms up in the air.

    “Anyways, I better go before I get knee deep in shit with Shorty. See you guys later!” you called before heading out of the dining room and towards Levi’s office.

    You reached Levi’s office and somehow knocked on the door without the two dinner falling out of your hand.

    “State your name and business,” came Levi’s usual monotone voice.

    “(F/N) (L/N), here to bring the dinner you requested,” you called.

    “Come in,” he said. You looked at the dinner plates, then at the doorknob, then at the dinner.

    “Um, Levi, sir, as much as I’d hate it, but I can’t open the door,” you said, mentally facepalming. You heard a sigh, shuffling, nearly silent footsteps, and a creak of the door opening. Levi had a slightly angry look on his face as he stood aside to let you through.

    “Thank you,” you mumbled, setting down on of the dinners onto his clean desk.

    “Mmh,” came his usual response as he sat down and began eating his dinner. You set your dinner on the polished dark surface of the table in front of a leather chair, sit down, and began eating your dinner. An awkward silence filled the room as you two ate.

    “Levi, if I may ask…,” you trailed off, looking in the eyes of your shot superior. He nodded his permission to continue, his gaze never tearing away from yours.

    “Well, um, d-do you l-like anyone?” you asked, looking at your shoes as if it was the most intense and important thing in the world. You heard his spoon drop into his bowl and him sigh.

    “Yes,” he said after a period of silence. Your stomach twisted painfully as a despairing feeling settled in. “I have a question for you, (F/N). Do you like anyone?”

    “A-actually, I do,” you muttered, loud enough for him and him only to hear. You heard his chair squeak as he leaned back. You could practically hear him say, ‘Tch, damn thing needs to be oiled.’

    “Who?”

    “Say it together?” you suggest. You looked up, your cheeks stained crimson. A light, feathery pink dusted his cheeks. he nodded.

    “You,” you both say in unison. Your eyes instantly go wide, realizing that he said ‘you’, too. You felt your heart leap for joy and your stomach unwind. No forget about your stomach unwinding, it was replaced by a stampede of motherfucking titans.

    “FUCK YEAH! I KNEW IT!” Hanji burst through the door, screaming with joy.

    “So much for the moment,” you muttered, staring at Hanji. She was grinning broadly before yelling something along the lines of, “SHORTY’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!” Levi let out a frustrated sigh. You picked up the empty items and walked out after a minute of silence, pondering over the fact that indeed, the one and only Lance Corporal Levi actually loved you. You grinned, putting the dirty dishes into the sink and walking out.
















~BONUS ENDING~

    “How’d it go with Shorty?” Eren asked. You, Eren, Jean, Mikasa, Armin, Annie, Connie, and Sasha were in one room. Your face heated up instantly, earning a few giggles from the girls.

    “Let’s just say I wouldn’t mind this one week being his lap dog,” you muttered, only whereas Mikasa and Eren, who were sitting beside you, could hear. Mikasa grinned and Eren looked absolutely mortified.

    Mikasa whispered so only you could hear, “Are you two dating?” You gave a nod, only visible to Mikasa. Your group decided to chat to each other before retiring to your dorms for the night.


    Meanwhile, Erwin, Hanji, and Levi were talking.

    “Guess what, Erwin? Levi got himself a girlfriend!” Hanji squealed. Levi sank lower in his chair, only by a millimeter. Erwin looked genuinely surprised, then he grinned.

    “Who?”

    “Cadet (F/N) (L/n),” Hanji piped up.

    “She’s strong and very determined to kill the titans. She’s got a great head on her shoulders, has a very optimistic and interesting personality, and has well abilities with the blades and 3DMG. I don’t blame Levi for falling for her,” Erwin said, making Levi straightened up and gasp.

    “YOU SOUND LIKE A STALKER,” Levi said, unable to hide his discomfort and displeasure.

    “Trust me, I need to keep tabs on every soldier. Especially those that you are interested in,” he replied, gazing towards Levi.

    “Anyways, I think we should all retire~!” hanji said, standing up. The others nodded in agreement and walked their separate ways.



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Comments: 182

qwin104 In reply to ??? [2014-06-29 19:39:03 +0000 UTC]

My mom was in the room and she stared at me like I had gone insane, because lately I've been laughing while sucking in air, so it sounds like I've been smoking or something. ^^

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to qwin104 [2014-06-30 16:53:22 +0000 UTC]

XD Omfg, that's hilarious.

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MandyNoel In reply to ??? [2014-06-26 02:57:37 +0000 UTC]

I STARTED LAUGHING AND MY DAD CAME IN LIKE MANDY HUSH ITS 3 IN THE MORNING.

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to MandyNoel [2014-06-26 14:01:11 +0000 UTC]

XD Well, I'm glad you laughed. But, then, maybe not so much for getting scolded by your dad at 3 in the morning. Oh, well. XD

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MandyNoel In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-26 21:18:09 +0000 UTC]

oh i just told him fanfics and hes like WELP IM OUT.

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to MandyNoel [2014-06-26 21:55:35 +0000 UTC]

XD You're father's awesome. I wish my parents would understand. If I said that, they'd say, "Huh??" They don't know what they are. ;-;

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MandyNoel In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-26 21:56:16 +0000 UTC]

oh i just explained it to him and hes like well your weird. 

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to MandyNoel [2014-06-26 23:53:11 +0000 UTC]

XD Pfft.

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Niptaard13 In reply to ??? [2014-06-26 00:31:33 +0000 UTC]

    Your scared look morphed into a mortified one as you mumbled, “Sorry, sir, I was i-imitating.”

   
 “Who?”


Me- EREN. I WAS IMITATING EREN JAEGER. DUH.

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Niptaard13 [2014-06-26 14:03:43 +0000 UTC]

XD Moves like Jaeger. //shot

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Niptaard13 In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-27 03:10:08 +0000 UTC]

I got them mooOoooOooves like Jaeger XD

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Niptaard13 [2014-06-29 01:51:13 +0000 UTC]

If only I knew the lyrics to the actual song, I would sing them, but nope. XD

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Niptaard13 In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-29 05:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahah XD

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DoruDesux1 In reply to ??? [2014-06-26 00:02:46 +0000 UTC]

XD LOL HANJI, great story 
Mikasa was a little OOC.. oh well o3o

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to DoruDesux1 [2014-06-26 14:04:29 +0000 UTC]

XD Classic Hanji~
It happens, but next time I write Mikasa, I'll try to write her personality better.

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DoruDesux1 In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-26 15:03:47 +0000 UTC]

XD mhm
ah, okay~

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Cialois In reply to ??? [2014-06-24 16:24:11 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't stop giggling when Levi said "YOU SOUND LIKE A STALKER." XD

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Cialois [2014-06-24 18:16:42 +0000 UTC]

XD It made me giggle myself when I wrote it. ^^ I can't help but point that out though, because if you think about it, Erwin could very well be a stalker. ;w;

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MandyNoel In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-26 02:58:46 +0000 UTC]

I think his eyebrows would do the stalking. like seperate from his face and spy on people. o.o

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to MandyNoel [2014-06-26 14:06:30 +0000 UTC]

omfg XD I can see that. Just, a pair of floating eyebrows stalking Levi. X'D
OH GOD.
WHY. XD
Now, is it bad that I'm imagining Iggy's eyebrows stalking America? XD

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MandyNoel In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-26 21:17:43 +0000 UTC]

oh we all know they do that. what if someone shipped Erwin's eyebrows with Iggy's Eyebrows?

D:

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to MandyNoel [2014-06-26 21:58:40 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD. XD
What have you done! Why did you put that into my head? X'D
HOLY maple SHIZNITS. WHY.

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MandyNoel In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-27 01:15:42 +0000 UTC]

GOMEN

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to MandyNoel [2014-06-27 01:59:01 +0000 UTC]

*hugs you forever and never lets go* What you put in my mind may be terrifying, but I still love you as a friend nonetheless. ;w;

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MandyNoel In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-27 02:16:55 +0000 UTC]

Love you too as a friend from the interwebs!  

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to MandyNoel [2014-06-29 01:52:04 +0000 UTC]

Yey~!

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Cialois In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-24 18:21:35 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... He actually could... 0_0

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Cialois [2014-06-24 18:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Exactly my thoughts! o.O

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Cialois In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-24 18:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Wow that's creepy to think about.  

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Cialois [2014-06-24 22:41:49 +0000 UTC]

  Erwin's a stalker... omg, run for yo lives peeople!

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Cialois In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-25 00:45:39 +0000 UTC]

EEP!  

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Cialois [2014-06-25 20:05:37 +0000 UTC]

NO DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! *runs after you*

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Cialois In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-27 01:49:29 +0000 UTC]

Then let's GOOOOOO!   *Drags you away from the 5'3 threat known as Levi*

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Cialois [2014-06-27 01:52:07 +0000 UTC]

*getting dragged*

Is it bad that Levi's actually taller than me. ;w; No kidding, I'm like 5 feet...

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Cialois In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-27 02:26:16 +0000 UTC]

Eh I'm pretty short too so I guess not XD

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Cialois [2014-06-29 01:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeyyy~ XD
My friend's little nine year old brother is as tall as me. ;w;

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Cialois In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-29 02:26:59 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* us short peeps need to stick together

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Cialois [2014-06-29 04:39:42 +0000 UTC]

*hugs you tightly* Yus, yus we do. I just need to find someone that's short like me (that doesn't piss me off ;w; ) in real life... ;w;

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Cialois In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-29 05:13:39 +0000 UTC]

Yes!!  You shall find that person!! I know it!!!

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to Cialois [2014-06-29 05:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Yey~

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Cialois In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-29 05:43:33 +0000 UTC]

^w^

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KiraAmaterasu In reply to ??? [2014-06-24 07:02:39 +0000 UTC]

   “That’s what she gets~, for talking shit~!” 

...I'm sorry, I laughed at that and it somehow reminded me of this video xDD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtW9V9…

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to KiraAmaterasu [2014-06-24 11:49:27 +0000 UTC]

XD That's exactly where I took it from. I had to, I'm sorry. X'D

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KiraAmaterasu In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-24 18:21:49 +0000 UTC]

I knew it xDD I love watching that guy! he's so damn hilarious

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to KiraAmaterasu [2014-06-24 18:26:03 +0000 UTC]

He is! XD I do, too, personally, ever since my friend forced me to watch him!

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KiraAmaterasu In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-24 18:30:41 +0000 UTC]

that's what she gets~ for talking shit~
that bitch ain't got nothing on me~
That's why she got an STD~
She needs to clean her stank pussy~

xDD

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to KiraAmaterasu [2014-06-24 22:40:27 +0000 UTC]

omfg XD

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KiraAmaterasu In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-24 22:46:29 +0000 UTC]

You know you like it   

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ShadowRealm666 In reply to KiraAmaterasu [2014-06-24 23:29:51 +0000 UTC]

dear jesus someone help. XD

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KiraAmaterasu In reply to ShadowRealm666 [2014-06-25 00:06:21 +0000 UTC]

Not even Jesus can save you now  

XDD my god I must look like a creeper 

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