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Published: 2004-07-25 00:07:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 36; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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I couldn't resist posting this...I mean, c'mon. Fartless chili? I found it at Goodwill for 50ยข.The real question is what ingredient makes it "fartless"...I just can't fathom it....
Poor last pinto bean. Must be lonely being the last. It's my new best friend (I know Bobbi's going to have something to say about that).
Checked out the website. It's dedicated to all things "fartless".....strange...probably a multimillion dollar company too. I wonder if I could produce a miracle product that was......sweatless.....I could make majillions....then you'd beg to know me....
Bow before my almighty genius!
(Sorry, going crazy from the heat. I love you!)
