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( note everything used belongs to their respective owners I don’t own anything except my own )[Halfway along the trail, the group is shown keeping sharp eyes out for more Ice Soldiers.]
Amy: See any of those guys yet?
Kevin: Nope just a bunch of trashed buildings and frozen corpses hm ( sees a ice pawn holding a large backpack full of different items ) Well looks we found the culprit that stole the kid’s stuff.
Corporal Paraplonk: One of many, but yeah.
Sonic: I got this one!
Ice Pawn: ( looks at Sonic with an emotionless stare )
Sonic: Hey Frosty, lookin' for your corncob pipe, button nose and magic hat in that bag? (rushes forward) Well that bag's not yours!
Ice Pawn: ( scratches it’s head not understanding the insult )
Mike: Sonic allow me to piss this guy off. Ahem SUS AMONG- ( gets flattened by with a hammer from Mario )
Mario: NO!
Sonic: Let a pro handle this, Mike.
Ice Pawn: ( was going through the bag )
Sonic: (cracks his knuckles) Ya might wanna let go of the bag before things get ugly, Olaf. I'm not afraid of turning you into chipped ice.
Ice Pawn: ( just looks confused since it doesn’t understand insults )
Kevin: ( facepalms ) oh for the love of….JUST KILL IT YOU MORON!
[Sonic is not even wasting any time with that either, he just crushes the Ice Pawn.]
Kevin: Great mission completed let’s grab the bag and go.
( Suddenly the Thunder Mager snatched the bag )
Thunder Mager: Yoink!
Kevin: Hey give that back!
Thunder Mager: You think we're gonna let you ruin our fun?
Kevin: Who the hell are you!
Thunder Mager: Oh, just a travelling Mager who's found a place to terrorize.
Kevin: I’m just going to guess you and your Jackass friends hid your boss’s hideout in a blizzard and we have to kill you and two other idiots right?
Volt: How did you figure that out?
Kevin: Eh it’s kinda obvious because of that blizzard in the distance. ( points to a large blizzard towards the north )
Thunder Mager: You are correct Fox boy me and brothers conjured a powerful blizzard that hides Chilga’s fortress. But don't think we're gonna take it easy on you, fox boy.
Blue: You still hadn’t told us who you are.
Thunder Mager: You may call me... The Thunder Mager, one of 3 brothers who serve the great demon king!
Mike: Gannondorf?
Volt: ( bonks Mike in the head )
Thunder Mager: Ganondorf pales in comparison to the true king of demons, the mighty Astarcuthox!
Kevin: Look just hand over the bag and I promise to kill you quick and painlessly.
Thunder Mager: Want it so bad? Beat me in a game of chess. Only this time... WE'RE THE PIECES!
Kevin: Twitches) Volt do favor and cover those kids’s ears ( pointed to cream and Blue )
Volt: (covers Cream and Blue's ears) Mhmm.
Kevin: MOTHERFU-
( it immediately cuts to a ice chess arena )
Thunder Mager: First off, if you know how chess in general goes, then here's the layout. (as some Ice Soldiers are spawned) These guys will be additional pieces needed for the king and queen's armies.
Kevin: So are you gonna to give me an ice queen or something ( sees an ice soldier throw Plundertina into the arena )
Thunder Mager: Does that answer your question?
Plundertina: ( rubs her head) Ow those guys didn’t have to throw me onto the arena! ( sees Kevin blushing at her ) Kev are you ok?
Kevin: !!!!!! ( was blushing uncontrollably) Of course I am allow me to distract you with terrible whistling ( whistles terribly)
Thunder Mager: Anyways as for me... ( summons an Ice General) Shall we get started?
Kevin: ( nods ) Ok bring it on egg face!
Thunder Mager: Oh one more thing each panel has a trap and it could benefit you or me so you better hope you get lucky.
Kevin: ( gets angry but manages to keep his cool )
Blue: ( was watching the battle unfold )
Kirby: Go get 'em, Kevin!
Buggy: oh dear I have bad feeling about this…
Volt: What?
Buggy: I believe there could be a 35% chance of victory for Kevin.
Blue: huh why
Buggy: Kevin has a big weakness, ice. Those ice soldiers have ice based attacks which Kevin is severely weak too. Not to mention Kevin isn’t known for strategy he always just rush in without any plan whatsoever.
Volt: Then Kevin is going to get crushed out there. Let’s just hope Kevin can win this.
Music
Frozen City- Pokémon Black 2 and White 2
Stronger monsters- Undertale
Border of insanity- Persona 4
Boss theme- Bowser’s inside story
Plundertina and Volt are owned by
Sonic and Cream are owned by sega
Mario, Kirby, Corporal Paraplonk and Gannondorf ( mentioned ) are owned by Nintendo
Kevin, Buggy, Mike and Blue are owned by
The background, the ice soldiers, Thunder Mager and builders for Buggy and Blue are made by