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Published: 2004-05-14 04:08:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 30088; Favourites: 643; Downloads: 2545
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Well, seeing all the mary sues wandering about beating on our good ol' Sorting Hat (god knows he must be losing it to actually respond to a Sue digging her heel into his, erm, skull), I figured he needed some Sue lovin'. So, I present to you Sortina, the new transfer sorting hat- she's goth on Wednesdays.-C
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This is should have happened in the books or the films ... I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO COOL!!!
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But I ship The Sorting Hat and Fudges bowler hat
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I still laugh about this. STILL. On my deathbed I'll be rolling back and forth muttering, "curves in all the right places. CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!!"
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!!! fave!
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Made me laugh. I love the "she's goth on wednesdays" XD
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Yep - the dour houses are Sparklepuff, Pinkfairy and Curvesinalltherightplaces.
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But everyone knows the Sorting Hat is meant for the Scarf of Sexual Preference! xD
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YES! I was so hoping someone would say that! Though, with him being in a relationship with someone who sorts sexual preference, one would think they'd probably be swingers... So, it's probably just a good time for them
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Haha! I never thought about it that way!
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He's cheating! They already got hitched!
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So she's goffic on Wednesdays... Hanging around with Enoby then?
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Reminds me of that Disney Make Mine Music short "Johnny Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet".
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She's goth on wednesdays!! LOL XD
I wanna see goth Sortina!~~
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for a sue.....this is surprisingly original
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Really cute and fun . It's a wonderful idea . Thanks to you ,we can fight against Mary Sue.
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Mary Sues BEAT UP ON THE SORTING HAT???
*crais*
LOL Mary Sues make me giggle.
That hat is SEXAY. ^_____^
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'Course, she wouldn't go for him 'cause he's all wrinkly and icky.
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BUTTERSCOTCHY CRACK OF THE PUREST VARIETY. THAT IS WHAT THIS IS, MADAM.
You win everything ever.
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She's goth on Wednesdays...
That's a bit scary cuz during meh semesters I go to Goth Night with my friends...on Wednesdays....
omgurpsychic!!!1one!!!
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Even magical objects need love *nods sagely*
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Wait, What?
Great picture!
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Oh my god, you are Awesome!!!! You're artwork rox and your humor is sick! i freaking love this pic! LOL!!!
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I was also thinking the old sorting hat needed to be replaced by a prettier female one, but this is better laughs!
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