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Published: 2015-06-08 14:56:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 903; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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Yeah, poor, poor wakka! (Now PETA's gonna bust the paper Mario games up!)Related content
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Mario: uhhh...
Me: *laughs with tears in eyes*
Mario: ... good that I didn't get it
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luigi: DUDE! if you eat anymore, you wont even fit in the warp pipes!
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Me: yeah, and then you get too lazy to fight against Bowser and he kidnaps Peach and then the bad guys win
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Mario: oh...
Me: ... *whispers to Luigi* I don't think that Peach likes his "hero" be a wakka-murderer...
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luig: *whispers back* me neither!
mario: what are you whispering about?
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Me: oh just nothing ^^ *gets an idea and takes her phone* Mario, can I take a pic of you? :3
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mario:......whyyyy?....
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Me: Cause I want to :3 *whispers to Luigi* actually I want prevent wakka abuse with telling about it to Peach ;b
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luigi: *sniggers*
mario: .....is it gonna go online!?
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Me: nope, if you don't want to get more famous *whispers* in PETA >:3
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mario: .........idk....
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Me: oh c'mon I thought you wanted to be world-famous!
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mario:....yeah, but something smells fishy!...
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*a koopa walks by*
koopa: hey!! What's wrong with you, isn't stomping on us enough??
me: *giggles*
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luigi: YEAH MARIO! :T
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Me: yeah Mario, y u no playing nice
Mario: because- ... I don't know
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koopa: dude, you're sick. *walks off*
Mario: FINE! just don't put in on instagram!
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Me: I don't use that kind of things
*little wakka comes to wonder what's going on, scared of Mario*
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Mario: *turns around* Hey look! a wakka! *slams his hammer down on him*
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Me: *takes the picture right when the hammer hits wakka* ... nice bloody picture, you really know how to pose well
*few angry parakoopas swoop down and hits Mario* you killed a child!
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mario: HEY!! GET OFF OF ME!!
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Koopa1: you're a murderer D:<
Me: you koopas should ask Bowser to invent panzers for you
koopa2: I've always wanted to have one... 0n0
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Luigi:...panzers?...what are they?
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Me: you know, like tankis *shrugs* I'm not good at explaining stuff
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Mario: what are tankis?
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me: panzer is a German language word that means either tank (the military vehicle) or armor. It is occasionally used in English and some other languages as a loanword in the contexts of German military.
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Luigi: .....eeeerrrmm...
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Me: it's... real world stuff you wouldn't. understand
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Mario: .....*runs away*
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Police: Hey, you're not going anywhere! *runs after him*
Me: I'm sure he won't get away
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Luigi: Mario can run quite fast!
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Me: not as fast as you *pokes him and laughs*
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Luigi: oh yeah! Good point. *springs after him*
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Luigi: *catches up with mario:*
Mario:
Luigi: opps! *trips Mario up on purpose as he falls on his face*my mistake!
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Mario: Ow what was that for??
me: *catches them up* Phew you two really run fast
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Mario: *gets up*
me: Mario, you won't get away with this abuse-thing
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Police: *catches up* are you really begging to go to court?!
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Me: he is :3
Mario: no way!
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Luigi: yes way! You're always hurting little creatures!
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Mario: but they are hurting me!
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Luigi: oh, yeah! Sure! By being innocent!
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Me: they just want to protect themselves!
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Mario: but!....b-but....
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Me: but nothing *crosses her arms* the justice will win, not you, so game over Mario
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Mario: hmmf! *stomps off*
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