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Irene Adler has updated her status: Sherlock, I'm bored. Let's have dinner.

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Sherlock Holmes: I'm not hungry. Stop asking.

Irene Adler: But I'm bored. Entertain me.

Sherlock Homes: What's six feet long and has your name on it?

Irene Adler: Do tell...

Sherlock Holmes: A restraining order. Now leave me alone.

Greg Lestrade has updated his status: So, I just followed up on a noise complaint... only to find two girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I didn't know what to do, so I just left.

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Jim Moriarty: I should be a cop

Sherlock Holmes has updated his status: Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

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John Watson: Sherlock? Are you okay?

(y/n) (y/l/n): Oh my god, are you wasted?

Sherlock Holmes: No, I'm Pocahontas

John Watson: *facepalm*

John Watson has posted on Sherlock Holmes' timeline: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO THE FLAT

(y/n) (y/l/n), Jim Moriarty, Greg Lestrade and three others have liked this post.

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Sherlock Holmes: I don't know what you're talking about.

John Watson: THERE ARE BOXES EVERYWHERE AND THERE IS A HOLE IN THE WALL

Sherlock Holmes: I didn't have a case this morning.

John Watson: SO YOU PUT A HOLE IN THE WALL

John Watson: AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF FLATS, WHERE ARE YOU

Sherlock Holmes: 10th Avenue.

John Watson: What? Why are you there?

Sherlock Holmes: Come right now.

John Watson: *sigh*

Greg Lestrade has updated his status: Hey, you guys are out of milk. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes

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John Watson: How the hell do you keep getting into our flat?!

Greg Lestrade: Drugs bust.

John Watson: This is about the Pocahontas post, isn't it?

Greg Lestrade: Yep.

Sherlock Holmes: That wasn't what it looked like.

Greg Lestrade: Mhmm. Sure.

Sherlock Holmes: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are now in a relationship.

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John Watson: What the heck?! We're not a couple!

(y/n) (y/l/n): Hahaha

John Watson: ...you hacked my account.

(y/n) (y/l/n): Yep!

John Watson: Hilarious. We're not a couple.

(y/n) (y/l/n): said John wistfully, starting at Sherlock.

John Watson: THAT'S A QUOTE! FROM A TERRIBLE FANFICTION.

John Watson: WAIT! YOU'RE JOHNLOCK4EVERX0X0?!

(y/n) (y/l/n): And you've read my fanfiction of you two. Checkmate.

Sherlock Holmes has posted on Mycroft Holmes' timeline: MYCROFT

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Mycroft Holmes: What do you want, Sherlock?

Sherlock Holmes: My cigarettes back, thanks.

Mycroft Holmes: No. We agreed. Cold turkey.

Sherlock Holmes: I ate all your cakes.

Mycroft Holmes: You're going to rehab. I won.