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Published: 2014-02-18 22:45:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 1468; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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Jormungandr had fished these two young humans from the sea and left them in a more quiet spot in Aegir's mighty hall. He smiled warmly, he'd only seen humans a couple of times before and never this close before. they were fascinating creatures. quickly they established that they didn't know where they were and started to panic. "It's ok, your safe here." Jorgmungandr said slowly, trying to calm them, "I'm Jormungandr." But his words did little to calm the humans, the boy pulled the girl (presumably his little sister) close to him, "listen monster, you better let us go! Our master is a god! and not just any god, he is Thor! the strongest in Asgard! He'll kill you if you hurt us!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, his little sister hid behind him. Jormungandr didn't care who this Thor was and was not impressed by the boy's manners. then the sharp eyed serpent caught sight of the girl's braid. "hey, you have a braid like mine." he chimed cheerfully as he slivered closer. the girl buried her face into her brother's back. the boy started to yell and threaten Jormungandr but he ignored the boy. honestly he didn't understand what the fuss was about. "Jormungandr Lokison, what have I told you about harassing humans?!" called a furious voice. Jormungandr froze. it was Ran, bad-tempered goddess of the sea. Jormungandr tried to explain himself, but Ran was not in a listening mood and sent him from the room. and still Jormungandr didn't understand what he did wrong.

 

 

 

this is Jormungandr and Thor's servants Thialfi (the boy) and Roskva (the girl), just an idea that popped into my head

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sir-hattington In reply to ??? [2014-02-19 18:14:17 +0000 UTC]

haha what if we do like it?

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 18:15:47 +0000 UTC]

well then we better fucking enjoy it because we're going to die in a month

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 18:16:10 +0000 UTC]

haha fine

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 18:17:26 +0000 UTC]

lets become butterflies

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 18:17:56 +0000 UTC]

I wanna be a tadpole!

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 18:22:15 +0000 UTC]

aww that does sound like fun

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 18:33:29 +0000 UTC]

then I get to be a frog

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 18:38:48 +0000 UTC]

aww frogs

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 18:46:33 +0000 UTC]

yep lets be frogs

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 18:48:27 +0000 UTC]

  < we're going to be like this

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 18:49:39 +0000 UTC]

yes, that is exactly us

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 18:51:51 +0000 UTC]

okay.. who's jumping on who? because one frog is just minding their own business and thinking about frog shit , and the other one is like 'woo, party!'   

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 18:56:15 +0000 UTC]

your the "woo, party!" frog

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 18:58:55 +0000 UTC]

haha I kinda look like I'm saying 'I've had one too many shots of vodka!'

and you're just like 'not again...'

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 18:59:28 +0000 UTC]

haha yes! so much yes!

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 19:02:42 +0000 UTC]

let's do this

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 19:04:17 +0000 UTC]

what? become frogs?

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 19:07:50 +0000 UTC]

yesshh

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 19:10:36 +0000 UTC]

i'm in

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 19:16:26 +0000 UTC]

our lives are set!

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 19:23:33 +0000 UTC]

WOOOOP

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 19:27:14 +0000 UTC]

now, how do we become frogs?

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 19:27:34 +0000 UTC]

the guy from the frog princess

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 19:30:16 +0000 UTC]

haha we need to find him

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sir-hattington In reply to T-RexArms [2014-02-19 19:32:18 +0000 UTC]

we do

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T-RexArms In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 19:36:32 +0000 UTC]

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Iglybo In reply to ??? [2014-02-18 22:50:40 +0000 UTC]

NAWWWWW THAT IS SOOOOOO CUTE ^_^
Roskva is so precious all afraid and lil Thialfi protecting her is too sweet
Jormungand's innocent curiosity is just brilliant ^^
I want to hug them all.

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-18 22:54:13 +0000 UTC]

thanks
Thialfi promised his parents that he'd protect her although his threats weren't exactly effective, helps if Jorgi knew who Thor was
he just doesn't understand why people are scared of him

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-18 22:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Thats adorable lil thialfi is the cutest big brother ^^
Yeh maybe if he knew thor he'd be a lil worried, still he is precious, I wouldn't be afraid of him, but then I think snakes are adorable. ^^

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-18 23:02:32 +0000 UTC]

haha me too poor Jorgi just has no grasp on what is appropriate or not, for example snatching humans from their boats=not appropriate
his family never thought of him as scary so he doesn't understand why others think him scary  

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-18 23:07:16 +0000 UTC]

Bless ^^
Naww he has the cutest family ^_^

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-18 23:07:59 +0000 UTC]

he'll need it
yep thought of something adorable, i'll note it to you

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-18 23:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Read it and am now dying of cuteness overload....

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-18 23:20:10 +0000 UTC]

Loki did say he'd get you

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-18 23:22:05 +0000 UTC]

Not dead yet ^^

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-18 23:26:33 +0000 UTC]

haha he's just warming up

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-18 23:39:11 +0000 UTC]

Good I like cuteness when it involves mythology ^^

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-18 23:42:03 +0000 UTC]

haha family ordinated cuteness is the best

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-18 23:45:50 +0000 UTC]

YEP Loki's family is the best and sweetest thing in existence...

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-18 23:47:40 +0000 UTC]

until the gods take his children away

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-18 23:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Why gods why....

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-19 11:10:26 +0000 UTC]

Odin: we had too! Loki should count himself lucky, the rest of the Aesir wanted to kill them.. I told them no...


Loki was also planning on ruining the cuteness too, he was planning on taking the kids back to Asgard so Sigyn would look after them and they would never see Angaboda again

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 11:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Well you should have given them to me XP

Aww Loki... she would have killed you and hows sigyn gunna cope with a wolf a snake and a half-dead girl?

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-19 11:27:32 +0000 UTC]

Odin: deal! 


Loki: Sigyn would be able to cope... They're my children, she'll love them... As for Angaboda, if I stick with Thor I'll be fine..

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 12:14:43 +0000 UTC]

WOOO ^^

Did you ask her? And remember Angrboda is a mum, you should know how protective mums can be. and What about the kids what would they have said?

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-19 13:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Loki: those are just minor details I can sort out once they're in Asgard. Besides Sigyn knows I want kids, it shouldn't be so shocking that I found a way to have children without her actually being pregnant

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 13:11:48 +0000 UTC]

Minor details really?
does she even know you cheated on her...

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-19 13:13:57 +0000 UTC]

Loki: well, no.. but I think it'll be pretty clear when I turn up with three children.. just minor details..

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Iglybo In reply to sir-hattington [2014-02-19 13:25:25 +0000 UTC]

You are going to get your nuts handed to you by two furious women and your kids will never forgive you...

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sir-hattington In reply to Iglybo [2014-02-19 13:29:54 +0000 UTC]

Loki: ok, Sigyn is too nice to hurt me physically, and as long as i'm safe in Asgard Angaboda can't get to me, and finally my kids are young, they'll forget Iron Wood and their mother eventually... though Fenrir is stubbornly loyal...

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