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Fun Fact, this was suppose to come after blue knight but something happened and I ended up not touching till now. So I drew this before I made my head cannon faces(to but this in perspective, I started this when season 1 was still being made) so that's why Sarge is in his armor and not in some generic red T-shirt.Btw don't ask me where Velvet is keeping that shotgun.
also this is the most active I've been in ever
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to ??? [2015-10-02 14:17:05 +0000 UTC]
Hes kinda right sir. This calls for a celibration, so lets PARTY!
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-02 14:40:00 +0000 UTC]
Me: yeah $50 says I can eat a whole BBQ meat lovers pizza in one bite
Grif: I'll take that bet
Simmons: no way you can shove that all in your mouth
Donut: what did you say about mouth stuff
*starts to shove the entire pizza into my mouth*
Velvet: ewwwww
Sarge: urgh it's disgusting, yet I can't look away, go boy go
Grif: Damn I need to step up my game
*Finish Pizza in one bite*
Me: Pay up bitchfaces
Grif: we don't have to pay you
Simmons: yeah *I crack my knuckles*
Me: Okay guess I'm doing this the vegas way
Grif: what is the vegas wa-*gets punched in face*
*I proceed to kick there asses and swipe their wallets*
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-02 23:05:55 +0000 UTC]
Nice. Anyway Vel here's something for you. (Pulls out a suit of armour for her. Looks like the one from dishwasher1910's RWBYxHALO SPARTAN Armor work but with shotgun shell holders)
Velvet: (gasp) Wow thank you.
Me:Your welcome. Hay Sarge I gotta ask you something.
Sarge: What is it Blue?
Me: Well I'm kinda surprised that Ruby isn't in Vel's place. No offence Vel. (Velvet): Non-taken. (Me): So do you think your more of an uncle to her, or did Yang threaten to kill you if you corrupt her sweet, innocent, little sister?
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-03 07:45:22 +0000 UTC]
Me: Yeah, I'm guessing Yang isn't i the mood for Sarge to be Ruby's crazy uncle or Tucker hitting on her
Tucker: hey what can I say she's hot, wait what is age of consent in remnant?
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-03 13:59:53 +0000 UTC]
Me: Doesn't matter Tucker you are NOT going near her.
Tucker: Oh come on man why not? I wanna show her my sword. Bow chicka wow wow.
Me: (cracks knuckles) Because not only will I beat you to near death, but Yang and Caroline will as well.
Yang: (eyes Turing red and hair firing up) If you go near my baby sister, I will make it a slow and painful death as possible.
Carolina: I'm with them Tucker. Don't do it, or else.
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-03 14:10:08 +0000 UTC]
(I was actually referring on Tucker hitting on Yang but whatever)
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-03 14:28:10 +0000 UTC]
(No prob easy mistake)
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2017-04-12 20:31:18 +0000 UTC]
Me: Hay Velvet you and maybe some of the other Teams wanna come with me, Wash, Carolina, the Reds and Blue on a mission?
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sketchingchaos In reply to ??? [2015-07-22 03:01:13 +0000 UTC]
Simmons I don't think you can fill the role of a daughter
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Blazing-Saint In reply to sketchingchaos [2015-07-22 03:23:40 +0000 UTC]
Simmons: dude I know that, I'm not a chick or Donut, i just meant she stole Sarge from me
Grif: Wah, wah, I'm Simmons and i need approval *eats cake that Velvet made*
Velvet: HEY THAT'S MY CAKE *Starts punching Grif*
Grif: OW, ow,ow
Sarge: *sniffs* That's my girl
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-01 04:22:12 +0000 UTC]
You must be so proud Sarge.
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-01 04:48:30 +0000 UTC]
Sarge: Indeed I am, Velvet don't forget to go for the who who
Velvet: Yes sir *Kicks Grif in the nuts, HARD*
Grif: WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY *Crying*
Sarge: *sniff* that's my girl
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-01 04:57:20 +0000 UTC]
May I join you sir? (pulls out a shotgun and gravity hammer)
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-01 05:01:02 +0000 UTC]
Me: But of course *Pulls out rail gun and Storm rifle* Oh Cardin
Cardin: Mommy
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-01 05:03:54 +0000 UTC]
Thanks. (pulls out a Chainsword as well)
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-01 05:07:17 +0000 UTC]
No Problem *starts shooting as Cardin but he's sprinting for his life* Now Dance for me AHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Cardin: you people are insane
Me: Probably but this is hilarious AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-01 05:13:39 +0000 UTC]
AHAHAHAHAHA RUN DUMN-ASS RUN I'M COMEING FOR YOU!!!! *chaseing Cardin while shooting at him and swing my Chainsword at him*
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-01 05:46:43 +0000 UTC]
I live for he simpler things like how much this is going to hurt *points Rail Gun at Cardin, boom, Cardin Misses by pure luck and the shot keeps going*
(meanwhile adam and the white fang are at the docks receiving a shipment of Atlesian Paladins (or whatever those mech suits are called))
Adam: with these nothing can stop us *The rail gun projectile destroys the Shipment* What the F-
Me: Damn I missed
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-01 13:08:24 +0000 UTC]
Yes it's the little things in life. *pionts a rocket turret at Cardin, fires them all, they all miss somehow kept going*
(meanwhile the White Fang are able to salvage some undamaged mechs and other equipment, only for the rockets to come in and destroys them all and kills some WF soldiors)
Adam: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAA-(screams furiously in angry)
Me: God DAMN IT!!! How the hell am I missing him? Did someone screwed with the targeting system on this thing?
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-01 21:49:20 +0000 UTC]
Me: I got this *pulls out sniper rifle* don't worry Cardin this won't hurt a bit, IT'LL HURT LIKE HOLY HELL *fires and shoots him in the ass and the bullet keeps going* wow that thing is still going
(meanwhile with Adam and the White Fang)
Adam: OKAY I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS SHOOTING AT US AND I WANT TO KNOW NOW, seriously what else could go wrong *gets hit in the kneecap by the sniper round that hit Cardin* OH COME ON
White fang member: *sniff* why does the bullet smell like ass?
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-02 02:49:27 +0000 UTC]
Indeed. Let me have a try at this bad boy. EAT HIGH CALIBER LED YOU BASTARD!!! *aims sniper rifle and fires at Cardin's ass again, even thou it was aimed for his head and keeps going* Huh, maybe the bullet keeps going threw cause his ass is not hard enough like his empty skull. Speaking of which how did I miss it?
(meanwhile with Adam and White Fang)
Adam: OKAY THAT! IS! IT! WE ARE LEAVING RIGHT NOW BEFORE ANYMORE ROCKETS OR BULLETS COME AGAIN! *then gets hit in shoulder by the same sniper round that hit Cardin* WHY!?!?!?
White Fang member: *sniff, sniff* Again it smells like ass.
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-02 05:50:41 +0000 UTC]
*I run over Cardin in a warthog* Damn bug on my windshield
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-02 13:00:40 +0000 UTC]
I hate it when that happens.
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-02 13:19:11 +0000 UTC]
Cardin: hospital…….please
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-02 14:15:36 +0000 UTC]
*"Accedently" run over him with my Brute Chopper* Huh? Did anyone hear that?
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-02 14:27:54 +0000 UTC]
Well I guess I can call a friend to finish Cardin off
??: hey you Cardin
Cardin: yeah why *looks up* JOHN CENA
Cena: yeah and time for the five knuckle shuffle *Hits Cardin with the 5 knuckle shuffle*
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-02 22:52:07 +0000 UTC]
Well Cardin here the doc. Dr. Grey here's your patient.
Dr. Grey: Oh so your the Cardin Winchester I heated so much about.
Cardin: (in a pain and fear filled voice) Yes.
Dr. Grey: Well I have som new eupiment I'm just "dieting" to use. Let's get stared.
(few moment latter we hear Cardin screaming his head of in absolute pain and agony while Grey sings an opera song and using her tools)
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-03 00:00:24 +0000 UTC]
Velvet:Sarge I'm scared
Sarge: It's okay Velvet, we're all scared even me
Me and Everyone: yep
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-03 02:33:54 +0000 UTC]
Yes. Dr. Grey is scary as hell when she's like this. But she grows on you.
(Cardin still screaming in pain and Grey still singing)
.....But best to watch your self right now Velvet. She might try and study you with your faunes origins and powers. But I'm sure she will only ask you questions and do some scans.
(Dr. Grey comes in)
Dr. Grey: Couldent help but over heard you over here. I'm quite interested and fascinated with the whole faunes race and how you people are capable to use aura powers. (Velvet shakes in fear, Grey notice this) Oh don't worry sweetie I'll only ask you and your friends some questions, do some scans and some test.
Me: See what did I tell ya.
(Velvet stops shaking and gives a small smile to Dr. Grey)
Dr. Grey: Hhmm although I'm very interested on how your aura works within the body. Good thing I have a volunteer for that. Speaking of which will you please excuse me, I have some research and tests to do.
(Cardin starts to scream in again sing pain again)
......Ssssooooooo.....Who wants to play Groff Ball?
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-03 05:42:43 +0000 UTC]
Me: Woo go team slipspace, also Dr Grey hows Cardin
Grey: He's no longer in pain, because he's in a coma
Me: fantastic
Velvet: how did my tests go doc
Grey: well all I can say is that you are a healthy woman and I'll disclose more of the test results after the game, I also got to perform surgery on a bull faunus, so that will be fun
Velvet: thanks Doc
Sarge: come on Slipspace I got money on you
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-03 06:22:59 +0000 UTC]
Not what I had in mind but ok. Good to hear that Grey and glad you had fun. Good luck with your next victim-I mean patient. See Velvet she's not so bad. Go Slipspace! (A few hours latter Slipspace wins the game) Wwwooooooo! Pay up suckers!
Grif: Uuuhhhh sorry dude don't have my wallet with me.
Simmons: Yyeeeaaahhh me neither.
Tucker: Don't look at me dude. I think someone stole mine while I was checking out the cheerleaders.
Wash: Why don't I believe any of you.
Me: Well then guess I'll have to do this the fun way. (Beat the hell out of all three of them and take the money they owe me, Wash and Sarge)
Dr. Grey: Well that was fun. Velvet we can start more tests again next week.
Velvet: Ok Dr. Grey.
Dr. Grey: Great! Well see you latter guys I have a subject to study back in my lab.
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-10-03 07:02:13 +0000 UTC]
Adam: Uh where am I
Dr. Grey: Hi there my name is Doctor Grey and I'm gonna get those mean ol' bullets out of you and I gotta say you faunus are resilient if you took two sniper rounds and survive, so lets start the surgery
Adam: wait shouldn't i be sedated
Dr. Grey yeah you probably should
*Adam screams while Dr. Grey sings along with opera music*
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SPARTAN-WOLF In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-10-03 14:09:50 +0000 UTC]
Me: Well it's been fun Red's but me, Wash and Tucker got to head back to base. (grabs Tuck's leg and drag him back) Oh and Velvet good luck with these idiots, and try to see if you can nock some sense into the crazy, senile old man.
Sarge: Up yours Blue!
Me: Bite me. See ya. (walks away while still dragging Tucker)
Wash: Latter guys.
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Blazing-Saint In reply to SPARTAN-WOLF [2015-12-10 13:27:23 +0000 UTC]
Me: Okay Later (sorry for late reply)
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Nostalgia-Gamer In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-07-22 05:06:22 +0000 UTC]
Hey Sarge, did you ever tell her about Lopez' code words?
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Blazing-Saint In reply to Nostalgia-Gamer [2015-07-22 08:13:45 +0000 UTC]
Sarge: yeah, but she prefers to be at up Grif with her own hands
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Nostalgia-Gamer In reply to Blazing-Saint [2015-07-22 17:24:59 +0000 UTC]
Oh, good for her then.
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Alphaeagle12 In reply to ??? [2015-07-22 01:34:02 +0000 UTC]
And Cardin isn't even a ****, Dirty Blue.
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TheGeneral525 In reply to Alphaeagle12 [2015-07-22 03:20:37 +0000 UTC]
But he is orange, and orange means Grif.
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sketchingchaos In reply to Alphaeagle12 [2015-07-22 02:10:18 +0000 UTC]
he doesn't have to be to get his ass kicked
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MudslingerArtist In reply to ??? [2015-07-22 01:29:32 +0000 UTC]
I noticed velvet has the newer shotgun models while sarge has the classic halo 3 one :3
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sketchingchaos In reply to MudslingerArtist [2015-07-22 02:08:52 +0000 UTC]
technically speaking Velvet has an older model, she has the shotgun from reach which takes places before Halo 3 which is the model that Sarge is using
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mhtg In reply to sketchingchaos [2015-07-22 02:11:26 +0000 UTC]
though- Velvet has the larger shotgun shells....
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sketchingchaos In reply to mhtg [2015-07-22 04:01:13 +0000 UTC]
I though all halo shotguns used 8 gauge shell
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Darkhalf-breed In reply to mhtg [2015-07-22 03:05:40 +0000 UTC]
I believe both of them uses the 8 gauge.
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Darkhalf-breed In reply to mhtg [2015-07-22 13:17:00 +0000 UTC]
It happens. but since the M45(except for E) have lower mag sizes thsn the M90(except for the halo3/odst varient) i can see why you had that in mind
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