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Published: 2013-07-26 01:36:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 44781; Favourites: 547; Downloads: 37
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the cast of rwby reacts to the cast of red vs blue,and grif has the grif shot. rwby and red vs blue belong to roosterteeth made with paint tool sai and print shopnext: sketchingchaos.deviantart.com/β¦
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Blake: wait how did you know I was a cat?
Griff: well to be honest the cat part was a guess but the way you covered your head and hands over your ribbon really let it off that you got some sort of extra good hearing that can get very sensitive to actual sounds of actual bullets this dust rounds you guys use make a special sound that when listening it sounds like a actual gun shot but at a lower dc wave of sound basically your version of bullets is like listening to our conventional weapons with a special suppresser
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* Ruby comes around *
Ruby: Intruder!
* Grif throws Ruby a box of cookies *
Grif: I'll just take my leave.
Ruby: Okay!
* Grif uses the teleportation cube and goes back to his and Simmons' room at Red base *
Grif: Sweet!
* starts eating and making a huge mess of the room *
Grif: Aw yeah!
* Back in Blue base *
Weiss: Ruby you dolt! You let him steal all of our food! (Plus the cake I made for Church!)
Yang: The only thing he didn't take was the vegetables and fruits.
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Church: yeah he's a pig and doesn't eat healthy at all
Weiss*anime crying*: he ate the cake I made
Tucker*limping in*: yeah you can make a new one
Caboose: ahh I don't get it
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* Meanwhile in Red base *
Simmons: I just finished cleaning our room. I'm heading back to admire it's cleanliness.
* In the room *
Grif: Time to go.
* uses the teleportation cube and teleports to the river beside Blue base *
Grif: I think Simmons will love the surprise I left him.
* Simmons enters the room *
Simmons: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* barfs and curls up into a ball crying and shivering in the corner *
Simmons: (THIS MUST BE A DREAM! THIS MUST BE A DREAM!!!!)
* Back at Blue base *
Ruby: Did you hear that?
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Yang/weiss/blake/blues: yeah we did
Ruby: what was that anyway?
Church: that was Simmons Griff probably did something to his room again
Rwby: ohhhhhh
Weiss: yeah Griff is definitely the pig of this place
Tucker: your still hung up on Griff and the cake he ate?
Weiss: that cake was special
Ruby*smiles*: oh who was it for? From the tone and whining it's sounds it was ment for someone?
Weiss*blushes over 9000 shades of red*
Church: is she ok does she get fevers alot?
Tex/ruby*giggling*: yeah you could say that
Church: oh does she need to rest?
Ruby: yeah she 'should'
Tex: why not your bed?*chuckling*
Church: eh I'm not using it my rooms down the hall if she need to rest I'll just sleep on the couch
Weiss*blushes over 1000000000 shades of red*
Weiss*faints*
Church: I'll just take her to my room and let her sleep*takes the fainted weiss and places her on his bed and leaves*
Yang: you sure she can sleep there she might go through your privacy
Church: what's in there that might actually be private?
Yang: undergarments
Church: eh there in a drawer and if anything dresser is rigged to use explosives if anyone try to touch my clothes
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Tucker: Church, while you're asleep, can I try out your Sniper Rifle?
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Church: HELL NO! No one touches my sniper rifle but me!
Weiss*goes unnoticed but she snuggles more into churches chest*
Tucker: oh come one
Yang/tex*killing intent*: when will you learn no is no!
Tex: do you even now what happened last time you held a sniper rifle?!
Tucker: ah no however I d remember having a concussion that day
Tex: yeah I gave you that concussion because you shot me in the @$$
Tucker: oh
Yang: wow you must be a bad shot by accidentally shooting a teammate in the but
Ruby: ah girls please calm down the hostility level we don't want to destroy the base
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Tex: Fine.
Tucker: Whatever. Still got my badass energy sword.
* brings it out and Tex stares at it *
Tucker: Sorry Tex, only I can use it.
Yang: Well, I'm just gonna sleep. Wait, where's Washington and Carolina?
* Yang goes into Tucker's room and sees Washington and Carolina in the middle of s*x *
Yang: Woah, sorry to disturb you guys.
Wash: Leave us!
Carolina: Leave! Now!
* Yang closes the door *
Yang: You don't wanna go in there Tucker.
Tucker: Why?
* they hear Carolina moaning in pleasure *
Carolina: Yes, right there! Right there Wash! Ah!
Tucker: You gotta be kidding me.
Yang: Sorry Tucker.
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Ruby: what's going on why do I hear moaning of pain?
Tucker/yang panic: ah wash and Carolina are playing a adult game and no you and I can't play it
Ruby*shrugs*; what ever*leaves*
Yang: *sigh* that was close
Tucker: I may want to get laid but I still respect people's private time
Yang: so you sleeping in cabooses room
Tucker: yeah more than likely because of you know who
Yang: honestly couldn't they have locked the door?
Tucker: yeah but those two are new to that so yeah
Yang: can we talk about something else please
Tucker: oh blake almost won against me on halo multiply player
Yang: really
*both walk away from room and talk*
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* Yang notices it's still day time *
Yang: What? We've been here for hours and the Sun never went down.
Caboose: Oh yeah, we should have told you that this place never has nighttime, only daytime.
Tex: I'm gonna tan out in the sun. Want to come Yang?
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Yang: might as well
Tucker: I'll make sure ruby doesn't go into my room unexpectedly like you did
Yang: thanks tucker *leaves*
Tucker: oh I'll make sure alright* takes out note book and pencil* now to do 'research' for my next icha icha paradise series!
*living room*
Ruby: come on caboose let's take the reds down!
Griff: alright blake let's take the blues out
Caboose/blake: roger *there playing halo five swat*
Game: assassination!
Blake: Damit caboose got me from behind!
Ruby: got you Griff!
Griff: motherfgrrrrrr
SpongeBob narrator: two hours later
Halo announcer: next kill wins!
*ruby's character shoots Griffs that was about to kill caboose while cabooses character assassinates Blake's*
Halo announcer: GAME OVER VICTORY
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Ruby/Caboose: Yay!
Grif/Blake: No!!
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Ruby: Griff, blake round two first team to get 1000 kills wins?
Griff/blake: YOUR ON!
Caboose: hay why don't we get church, weiss, yang and tex that way it be four on four?
Ruby: that's a great idea caboose!
*blue team:ruby caboose tex and weiss. Red team: Griff, blake, yang, and church*
Ruby: alright blue team let's take out the blues!
Tex/caboose: hoora
Weiss: I don't know what's going?
Tex: ever played fps's before?
Weiss: nope
Tex: well its simple for this game you must get head shots you use the left anolog stick to move your characters camera that has the crosshires while you use the right anolog stick to move and by clicking on it your character sprints, you use the left trigger for aiming and the right trigger to shoot your current load out of fire arms, *goes through the basics of fps's*
Got it?
Weiss: yep I think so. YOUR GOING DOWN REDS!
Game: SLAYER SWAT! GET 1000 KILLS TO WIN!
SpongeBob narrator: two hours later
*game is neck to neck both sides are at 999 points*
Game: *for all for on blue team**blue teams tv* ASSASSINATION! GAME OVER VICTORY!
Tex/caboose/ruby: HOORAH!
Weiss: hay you shall now bow to the might of that is blue team for you will never rise from the ashes of your shame again!
Tex/caboose/ruby*sweat drops*: Ice queen
Weiss: what we won?
Ruby: but you rubbed it into there faces weiss
Tex: yeah you don't dishonor a very good opponent or team
Weiss: sorry
Church: it's ok
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* Simmons barges in and unplugs the Xbox One *
Everyone: Hey!
Simmons: Grif! You're cleaning up our room now! I spent hours cleaning that disgusting mess until you came in and made the place worse and smellier than a garbage dump! You're helping me clean up that mess, or I can get Sarge to provoke your food privileges and only make you eat fruits and vegetables!
Grif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simmons: I'll do it! I'm serious!
Grif: Alright! Alright! I'll go!
Simmons: Good! Now give us back our Xbox!
* takes back the console and controllers back *
Ruby/Caboose: Aw...
Tex: Excuse me, I'll be right back in a moment.
Church: Tex, not this again.
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Simmons: on second thought this was actually yours*hands back Xbox
Church: wait this is our Xbox
Simmons: sorry I'm still trying to find mine
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Ruby: Uh...
* Remembers that she left it in Donut's but *
Ruby: It's gone Simmons.
Simmons: What do you mean? No way it'll be lost, unless... no. You didn't!
Ruby: Sorry Simmons!
Simmons: Great. Now the only Xbox left is Sarge's Xbox, and he never shares it.
Church: Sorry man, hey wait... where's my Sniper Rifle?
* Tucker trying out the Sniper Rifle from the base *
Church: Crap!
* Runs over to the base where Tucker is *
Tucker: Damn, this is complicated. Uh, what does this do?
* shoots two rounds and hits Yang and Tex in the ass *
Tex/Yang: Ow!!
Church: What the hell?!? Did you just fire that thing?!? Give me that back!
* takes back the Sniper Rifle and Tex and Yang turn to see Church holding the Sniper Rifle *
Tex/Yang: Grrr!!!!
Church: See! This is why I never let you use it!
* Tex & Yang come to Tucker and Church *
Church: Hey you two, what're you doing back so soon?
* both punch Church in the head *
Church: Ow! What the fuck did I do?!
Tex/Yang: Asshole!
Tucker: I told him to be careful with that, he's just not very good with it.
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Church: Damit he's the one that shot you both I had my rifle under lock and key and he broke into the armory and stole my sniper rifle and tex remember the last time you thought I shot you well listen does it look like I can actually hit a actual target with out missing?
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Tucker: Nah. He's just trying to cover his own ass.
Church: Are you serious Tucker?!?!
* Weiss comes by *
Weiss: Stop! Don't hurt him!
* shields Church *
Church: Thanks Weiss. Guys, Tucker shot you two in the ass.
* Tex, Yang, and Weiss look at Tucker angrily *
Tucker: Uh oh... l-listen girls, w-we can work something out right? Right?
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*all three Crack there nuckles in a tex like fashion*
Weiss:*pulls out her sword* no because I will personally gut you for letting a innocent person take the blame for what you did*battle stance*
Yang:*gets out her shotgun gauntlets* yeah your better have told the one you love goodnight because you won't be able to wake up for a few days!
Tucker: oh ah ok tell blake I like her
Tex: we are not joking!
*beats up tucker*
Blake,ruby,wash,Carolina,caboose, come up
Ruby: what are weiss, tex and yang doing to tucker?
Church: oh he's getting beaten for shooting your sister and tex in the @$$ and also for framing me that I did it
Ruby: oh so you want to head back we got the console back and wash and Carolina are going to play to
Church:eh why not
*red team: ruby, caboose, church, and wash. Blue team:blake, church, Carolina and Simmons
Ruby: alright let's see who wins when one freelancer is on each team!
Game: SLAYER SWAT 2000 kills to win!
SpongeBob narrator: 3 hours later
Red teams tv: GAME OVER VICTORY
Carolina: I never knew that caboose was so agile in this he actually beat me in strategy for this. Not bad caboose
Caboose: oh thank you Mrs . Carolina
Ruby: yeah red team wins!
Wash/caboose: HOORA!!
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Raku: Meta leave her alone
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Raku: oh hay Felix thing is your about to feel like a ass hole in three two one *Felix gets shot in the head with a sniper rifle*
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overlord: (gravity hammers raku)
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Felix: good thing I was cover by the overlord barrier
O'Malley: shut it
meta: (growls and pulls out brute shot)
roman torchwick: let's see this unfold
overlord: not yet Β Β
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Raku*puts his rifle on his back and pulls out two handles without a blade*
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overlord: (summons a time portal and cinder pops out)
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Raku*ignites his energy swords*: let's see how these work
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overlord: now we are to kill team rwby and those sim troopers
locus: tucker I might need youΒ
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Raku: Tuckers at the academy at the moment
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Raku: you don't think I've tried that!
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locus: grrr. find get one of the girls or tex
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Raku: there jamming our coms I've already tied having Xion hack there jammer but there's something blocking her!
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Des Moines: I have a phoneΒ
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Felix: oh did I forget to mention that the jammer also stops cell phones?
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Des Moines: ya (punches felix) your adopted Β
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Felix: god damnit not the face
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locus: (sees yang) you in the yellowΒ
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* Donut comes by *
Donut: Hi guys!
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Everyone grons.
Church: what do you want donut?
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Donut: I made you guys a big loaf of banana bread. I made it fresh from the oven, and used Lopez's head to cover it.
* Holds up Lopez's head with the Banana bread *
Lopez: JΓ³dete maricΓ³n.
Donut: I know, they'll love it!
Church: Thanks Donut.
Donut: You're welcome.
* Donut leaves *
Ruby: Is it safe?
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Church: being that Lopezs head was covering it probably not
Weiss: eww who uses a robotic head to cover banana bread?
Yang: apparently that guy in pink armor
*shouting in the distance*
Donut: it's not pink it's lightesh red
Yang: how could he hear me?
Wash: I have honestly no idea
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* Ruby takes a slice *
Ruby: Mmm!!! It's delicious!
Yang: Really?
* takes a slice *
Yang: Yum! It's great! Thanks!
Weiss: Thanks pink armor guy!
Donut: Lightish red!
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*everyone takes a piece*
Church: wow who knew that moron can be useful
*Griff teleports in*
Griff: hay guys deal me in I want to go another match
Sarge: can I be on the team that gets to kill Griff
Ruby: sure
New teams. Blue team: weiss, blake,tex, Simmons, and wash. Red team:sarge, ruby, caboose, Carolina and church.
Game: SLAYER SWAT GET 3000 KILLS TO WIN!
SpongeBob narrator: 3 hours later
Red teams tv: GAME OVER VICTORY
Ruby: yeah I'm having much fun!
Yang: nice win sis. . . Caboose.
Caboose: oh it was nothing all did was get a lot of assassinations
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Sarge: Hey, I got a great game mode we should play.
Announcer: GRIFBALL.
Ruby: Oooh! How do we play this?
Sarge: The person on the team who grabs the ball is Grif, and you have to get him to the enemy team's goal. The only weapons we can use is the Energy Sword and the Gravity Hammer. Grif won't have any weapons except for the ball.
Yang: Sounds fun.
Spongebob narrator: Five Hours later.
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Game: game over victory!
Yang: wow both teams are tied on wins with this
Sarge: I know and you get to kill Griff in the process
Doc/omally: oh please I'm the original bad boy
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Ruby: This is so fun!
Game: OVERTIME.
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*ruby's character makes it to the goal*
Game: GAME OVER VICTORY
Ruby: oh yeah red team for the win
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