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Published: 2013-07-26 01:36:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 44782; Favourites: 547; Downloads: 37
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the cast of rwby reacts to the cast of red vs blue,and grif has the grif shot. rwby and red vs blue belong to roosterteeth made with paint tool sai and print shopnext: sketchingchaos.deviantart.com/…
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Weiss: My Dad earns a lot of money from the Dust Company! That's not a lot to him!
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Tex: don't you think it's because he wants to talk to you rather than just let a snot nose of a brat just use his money for useless junk?
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Weiss: They are not useless!
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Tex: ah news flash I'm a girl and I only get what I need to life off of maybe every once in a while I'll get something I want but will use all the time. Shoes, gold lining for weapons, and Dimond embedded clothes are at the bottom of what anyone needs unless there a spoiled little punk that doesn't know when daddy says no its no!
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Weiss: I'm not spoiled!
Church: Weiss, choose. Have me as a boyfriend and have Tex be in charge of your money, or spend all your money, but not buying my heart for any price. Choose. * Telepathy * Good idea?
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Tex*replies back*: yeah good choice she needs a wake up call fro. The lie she built around her.
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Weiss: I... I... (Oh God, this is a hard decision! But...)
* hugs Church *
Weiss: I choose you Church!
* tackles him down to the floor and kisses him more *
Weiss: Mmm...
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Tex*tick mark*: ok now that that's settled weiss I think you need to spend some quality time with your father on the phone and no back talk young lady if you do you me 4:30 am we pt and I mean pt not that crap at your school
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Weiss: Y-Yes Miss Tex!
* calls her Dad and talks to him for a few hours *
Weiss: He forgives me. He'll send my allowances to you, and Church to watch after. He also will allow me to date Church, just no hanky panky.
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Tex*smiles*: excellent now I expect that you call your father everyday and talk not he call you. Besides father's ate the world's gift to a child not many children get to know who there dad's where so I expect that you talk to him every day no buts you ignored him for far to long
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Weiss: Yes.
* hugs Church *
Weiss: I can't choose money over you.
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Church*blushes*: well ahhhhhhhh thanks weiss now I know you actually care. A very wise man once said "the LOVE of money is the root of all evil" nit that I'm saying your that way you just proved that right know*kisses weiss*
Weiss*blushes when kissed*
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* Meanwhile, Carolina and Wash sneak off after the party *
Wash: Maybe we should go somewhere quiet honey. Hehehe.
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*back with tex*
Tex: my mother senses are going off
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* Wash and Carolina go to the crashed dropship again *
Wash: Guess this will be our secret hideout. Anyways, let's get to it...
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*back with the gang*
*party is no over clean up*
Ruby: wow donut I never knew you where such a decorating type of person?
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Donut: Of course I am. I love decorating. One time, I decorated Grif and Simmons' room.
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Simmons: and I hated it! All you did was paint the walls and ceiling with pink paint and put up male movie posters and that's what you call decorating!?
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Donut: *whispers to Ruby* One with bad taste in decorating.
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Simmons: bad decorating BAD DECORATING! It was fine till Griff made a pig pin then you had to ruin the natural walls and awesome stuff we had on the walls
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* Meanwhile Yang is drunk and is driving the tank *
Yang: * hiccup * I'm unstoppa- * hiccup * ble! Hehehe! * hiccup *
Sheila: Firing Main Cannon.
* fires at the Warthog *
Yang: WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Lopez: god Damit I just fixed that warthog!
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(Wasn't it supposed to be in Spanish?)
Tucker: What the hell was that explosion?
* The tank targets Blake *
Tucker: Caboose you team killing bastard!
* jumps in front of Blake and takes the tank shell blast *
Yang: * hiccup * Oh no. * hiccup *
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(I don't know Spanish so I'm basically typing what he would say in translation)
Boom
Tucker: what I'm not dead?
Blake: nope I used my semblance to make the tank think you where there when it targeted you
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Tucker: Oh. Thanks Blake. Now, who's in the tank?
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Yang*drunk*: hay who's out there I got a mank and I'm to drunk to drive
Blake: how the hell did she get drunk she now not to drink beer
Tucker: I don't know but I gotta say that's hot
Blake: ero-baka-hintai
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Tucker: * mumbles * Neko girl.
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* Blake sees Weiss holding hands with Church and starts falling in love with him *
Blake: * sigh * (He's so... handsome...)
Tucker: Hello? Earth to kitty?
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Blake*blushes*: eh?
Tucker*thoughts*: let's see staring at me, blushing when I caught her off guard, yeah she likes me*voice* want to go on a date bow chicka bow wow
*Blake hits tucker on head anime style*
Blake: no way you echi pervert!
Tucker*head*: yeah she's in denial
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* Continues to stare at Church *
Blake: * sigh * (So handsome...)
* Back with Weiss and Church *
Weiss: I'm going back to my room.
* Weiss goes away, and Blake comes up to Church *
Blake: * blushing * H-Hi Church...
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Tucker*mind*: what the f*** now I get it she was starting at church. Oh come on! I'm much more good looking that church why the hell is she falling for him of all people!?
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Blake: so you think you can show me around
Church*sees how tucker is ranting and knows what's going on*(head): oh crap blake likes me to damnit how am I the chick magnet
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Blake: You know... I just turned 18 recently... I can give you what Weiss can't. It'll be our little secret.
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Church*mind*: oh dear pete*voice* no way in hell. Look I like you as a friend but nothing more than that so please don't fall for me. Why don't you try someone else who is single like Simmons, griff, sarge, or even tucker?
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Blake: Ew. Not them. You...
* puts her hand on his chest *
Blake: You're much better than the others...
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Church*panicking*: ahhhhhhhh weiss you think you can control the neko lady?
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Weiss: Blake! Get off of him! He's mine!
Blake: He's mine!
* both stare angrily at each other *
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Church*mind*: oh crap what's next yang liking me what the hell I just want one girlfriend and potential wife. I don't want a f#!$ Harum those types always end badly manly with the kids on one had from the Bible and many annoyances from the anime part of it
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Weiss: He's mine!
Blake: No! He's mine!
* they tug Church back and forth *
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Church*head*: my arms I can't feel my arms!
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Weiss: Okay, there's only one way both of us can have Church!
Blake: How?
Weiss: We share him.
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Church*head*: god damnit! I don't want a harem! Nor do I want two wife's or want multiple kids from both! Tex please if your listening to my ranting please save me from this predicament!?
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* Tex ignoring Church *
Weiss: Agreed Blake?
Blake: Agreed.
* both hug Church's arms *
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Church*mind*: tex for the love of Pete help me!
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* Tex still ignoring Church and Weiss & Blake put Church's hands on their breasts *
Weiss: Who's feels better? Mine?
Blake: Or mine?
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I bet Team RWBY would be just as terrified of The Meta (and for good reason) as they already are in the TV Tropes Pantheon.
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