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I love pie. Preferably apple. If I had to eat a pie at the cost of someone else's life I would, and I'd ask for vanilla ice cream too. In my opinion, pie should be considered a food group, because pie is the perfect food. Not just dessert, but pot pie is awesome too. The picture above has been named "The Perfect Plan." In this illustration, I am standing on a diving board, ready to jump into the world's largest apple pie. The fine female you see next to the pie is Liz. Liz is my best friend simply because she bakes pies ( !!! ). In this plan, she will bake the world's largest pie. How you ask? In the world's largest oven, of course. after the pie has been thoroughly baked, I will erect a diving board, complete with ladder. Once these preparations have been made, I wil jump from the diving board and cannon ball into the pie. There you have it, pie + diving board = yummie, I'm in a giant pie. I would do it too with the help of Liz, whom I love because she is awesome. I would have to be sure to not slam into the pie crust and brake all of the bones in my body, and a simple cannon ball should penetrate the flaky yumminess fairly well. Also, I would need to know if the pie would burn my flesh (you can't eat the pie directly out of the oven after all) I'm not sure if the pie consists of big apple pieces (I hear such friuts grow in the New York area) or just many, many, normal apples. But, if you should look past the technicalities of making a giant apple pie and jumping into it, you can see the true genious of this plan. I intend of using these schematics as guidelines for pulling off this plan in the near future. And it will be yummie.

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Description
I love pie. Preferably apple. If I had to eat a pie at the cost of someone else's life I would, and I'd ask for vanilla ice cream too. In my opinion, pie should be considered a food group, because pie is the perfect food. Not just dessert, but pot pie is awesome too. The picture above has been named "The Perfect Plan." In this illustration, I am standing on a diving board, ready to jump into the world's largest apple pie. The fine female you see next to the pie is Liz. Liz is my best friend simply because she bakes pies ( !!! ). In this plan, she will bake the world's largest pie. How you ask? In the world's largest oven, of course. after the pie has been thoroughly baked, I will erect a diving board, complete with ladder. Once these preparations have been made, I wil jump from the diving board and cannon ball into the pie. There you have it, pie + diving board = yummie, I'm in a giant pie. I would do it too with the help of Liz, whom I love because she is awesome. I would have to be sure to not slam into the pie crust and brake all of the bones in my body, and a simple cannon ball should penetrate the flaky yumminess fairly well. Also, I would need to know if the pie would burn my flesh (you can't eat the pie directly out of the oven after all) I'm not sure if the pie consists of big apple pieces (I hear such friuts grow in the New York area) or just many, many, normal apples. But, if you should look past the technicalities of making a giant apple pie and jumping into it, you can see the true genious of this plan. I intend of using these schematics as guidelines for pulling off this plan in the near future. And it will be yummie.

More To Come - Thank You for Your Support!