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After what felt like an hour Lawrence and William led the operatives to the hangar which was abuzz with UKA engineers, soldiers and pilots all in the middle of practicing drills for the upcoming battles. Numbuh Three-sixty-two watched a squad of soldiers all gather up inside of a dropship and wait for a few minutes before the rear door opened and then all swarmed out in a surprisingly rapid and orderly fashion. The pilots were inspecting the fighter planes and dropships while the engineers loaded them up with fuel and ammunition. Lawrence wasn't kidding when he told her that his troops were gearing up for war, and it wasn't going to be a war that they were used to. "Here we are," Lawrence said as they approached the KND dropship, around it were several Starfleet Marines and a few engineers who were crouched at the front of the ship. Numbuh Three-sixty-two couldn't see what the engineers were doing but she had to find out.
"Looks almost exactly like the dropships that our KND uses, except with less weapons and armor," William said.
"Speaking of weapons, I hope you don't mind my ensigns outfitting a few weapons that we captured onto your ship," Lawrence said. "It's not much but once the rest of the fleet arrives we'll be able to give most of your ships and operatives some decent weapons. For now you'll have to make do with what little we can spare."
"To be honest, I actually expected you to give us stuff from the other Kids Next Door once you told us about them," Numbuh Three-sixty-two said, "So what've you given us?"
"A pair of front mounted laser cannons and three window mounted, explosive tennis ball guns, one for the back and one for either side. We don't have too much ammo for those since they're very unstable so be careful you don't blow your hand off when loading them."
"Uh, that sounds kinda dangerous," Numbuh Two said.
"Yeah, but they work. Trust me," Lawrence said, shuddering slightly, "Okay, you guys can get on now. Your weapons are onboard the ship, and yes they've been modified so don't point them at anyone who isn't trying to kill you. Once you leave you'll be escorted out of UKA space and back to your fleet, once you do I want you to annex your fleet with mine then we ca-"
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" a crazed laughing rang out throughout the hangar, overpowering the sounds of conversation, shouting and power tools operating within. Everyone looked up and around to try and pinpoint where it was coming from but the echo reverberated throughout the open hangar and it sounded as if the source of the sound could be anywhere. Lawrence and William looked at one another before drawing their weapons as the voice started speaking. "Foolish children, do you think you can win? You are sorely mistaken."
"Where is he?" William muttered.
"No idea," Lawrence said, "Marines! Stand ready! Full cover, we don't know who this is!"
"Sir, yes sir!" the Marines barked as they all moved closer to each other and pointed their weapons in various directions.
"You may have held back the Villains and their armies but your over confidence and dedication of saving the Kids Next Door Moonbase has left me an opening," the voice said as a shadow started to appear from the top deck of the hangar. Lawrence called it out and soldiers, Starfleet Marines and armed engineers aimed their weapons upwards "Now you all shall face the wrath of, the Terma-Toiletnator"
"Aw, no…Not him…" Numbuh Five groaned as the light slowly started to revile the owner of the menacing voice. It indeed was the Toiletnator, and from what Lawrence and everyone in the hangar could see, he was wearing what was an entire toilet as some form of armor. In the water tank on his back there was an array of plungers and toilet brushes, hanging from under it was a set of urinal cakes. Lawrence and William stared at the newcomer, taken aback from what they were seeing, then what they heard. "United Kids Alliance, prepare to be flushed!"
"Hey wait a second," Lawrence said quietly as he looked at the Toiletnator, using the zoom on his HUDspecs he saw that the toilet that the Toiletnator was wearing was steel and the plungers and brushes looked very familiar to him. That's when he realized where they had come from. "Those are from my private washroom!" The UKA soldiers, Marines and engineers looked at one another before back up to the Toiletnator.
"How'd you get on board the Stone of Summer?" William shouted up to the Toiletnator.
"I don't care how he got on, I want him off. Now!" Lawrence barked. The armed personnel took aim at the intruder once more.
"Do you think you can stop me?" the Toiletnator said, "I'm not scared of any of you!"
"You'll be scared of them once I drag you down here so that we can beat the crud out of you!" Numbuh Four said, receiving supporting shouts from the Starfleet Marines.
"Give Lawrence back his bathroom you toilet stealer!" Nuhbuh Three shouted.
"Aww, come on. It took me forever to make this armor," The Toiletnator said woefully, "I at least left the bathroom mostly intact so you can fix it."
"Don't care," Lawrence said, "I want you and your love of porcelain off my ship."
"No! I got this far, I'm not giving in!" the Toiletnator shouted as he threw up his arms and the ship began to shake, at first it was very minor but then the whole hangar started to rumble violently. Fuel tanks toppled and rolled around the hangar, soldiers lost their footing and stumbled into one another, fighter jets and dropships shook and slipped off the struts holding them up. Lawrence tripped up over himself and fell to the ground.
"Someone stop him! He's going to tear the ship in half!"
Mere seconds after saying that, there was the sound of heavy footsteps running followed by a sickening crunch and a loud cry of pain. Lawrence looked up just in time to watch the Toiletnator shoot across the hangar and land on the floor before skidding across it and stopping just in front of him. Lawrence stood up and stared at the crumpled and whimpering heap that was the Toiletnator, he looked up and on the floor in which he had been previously standing was Vincent, his bionic eye glowing red and his mechanical arm ending in a clenched fist. By now the Stone of Summer had stopped shaking and many more soldiers and Marines poured into the hangar wondering what had happened. The KND operatives watched as two black cylinders slowly appeared from behind Vincent and the sound of a small, roaring engine started up. By now every UKA soldier and ensign looked up at Vincent as he slowly started to levitate from the platform and then slowly fly down towards the Toiletnator.
"Oh cool!" Numbuh Two said, "I didn't know that thing was a jetpack."
"Standard issue for all Cyborg Commandoes," William said as Vincent landed in front of the Toiletnator and the leaned down to pick him up by the neck. The villain gasped and coughed as he felt Vincent's tight grip around his throat slowly bring him up face to face with the bio-mechanical soldier.
"Guten tag, Toiletnator." Vincent said in a very menacing German tone. The only reply that the Toiletnator gave was a pathetic whimper. Vincent growled and then threw him across the hangar again, both the UKA and KND watched as the Cyborg Commando marched over to him and then pick him up once more. "So, what're you doing aboard my General's ship?"
"I-I-I was told to get on board and destroy it in order to try and cripple the UKA so that the rest of the Adults can defeat them."
"Who ordered this?"
"Um…Father…" The Toiletnator said, as the operatives drifted into his view, "They know them! Ask the Kids Next Door! They'll know more about Father than me."
Vincent looked up and then to Lawrence, his eye going back to a dull green color. "Sir?"
"He's got a point. He doesn't look too intelligent, seems to me that the Adults may have sent him up here as a distraction," Lawrence said, "That or he actually believed that his own far-fetched plan would work."
"Maybe it's both," Numbuh Five said.
"Either way, he still stole parts of your bathroom," Numbuh One said.
"Good point there, Nigel," Lawrence said as he nodded to Vincent, "Get him off my ship, will you?"
Vincent nodded as his eye glowed red again. The Toiletnator looked to Lawrence and smiled sheepishly.
"A-are you going to let me go?"
"In a way yes," Lawrence said with a disturbingly evil smile. The Toiletnator noticed this just as Vincent launched him directly through a set of open doors, his head slammed against the window and then bounced when it hit the floor. He looked up and through blurred vision saw the doors that he flew through close until they shut with a loud hiss, the Toiletnator managed to get to his feet and looked behind him and he expected that he had been thrown into a prison cell. But something wasn't right, prison cells don't have a second set of doors that lead to space. It took him a minute to register what was going on, then he realized where he was; an airlock.
"Hey wait! You can't leave me in here!" he shouted as he ran over and started pounding on the door back into the ship.
"I wasn't going to leave you in there," Lawrence said, "No, that'd just make more of a job for the ship janitors."
"You're going to eject me into space?!" The Toiletnator said hysterically, still pounding on the doors.
"Yep. That's how we roll in the United Kids Alliance, no mercy to anyone except those we respect. And you…well, I don't respect. Mostly for stealing my toilet!"
"I can fix it! I'm really good in bathrooms! I'll work for you and fix all your bathrooms!"
Lawrence stared at him for a few seconds before shaking his head. "Yeahhh, no I'm not going to allow that."
"Why not?" The Toiletnator asked.
"A grown man in a bathroom that's used mostly by kids and teenagers, I'm not having that on any of my ships or bases for that matter. It wouldn't help our reputation if that got onto the front page of the newspaper."
"And flushing me into outer space will help your reputation?"
"Yep!" Lawrence said happily as his fist slammed down on the airlock release button, within microseconds the Toiletnator was sucked out of the airlock and into space, becoming nothing more than a distant dot in just a few minutes. Lawrence sniffed deeply then sighed, smiling widely. "Ahh, I love astrophysics."
"Was that really necessary?" Numbuh Three-sixty-two asked harshly.
"Maybe not but it was rather entertaining," Lawrence said as he waved off the onlookers, "Anyways, we had no use for him and judging from what Abigail said before he showed up he sounds very annoying."
"He was until you had him sucked into space like a real toilet," Numbuh Two said.
"Was that one of your jokes?" Numbuh Five asked.
"No, I wasn't trying to be funny."
"If you were trying I can do better," William said as he threw his arms around the two operatives and pulled them closer to him, "Because you see, the Toiletnator lived up to his dream for he was," William paused for a second as he reached up and pushed a button on the frame of his HUDspecs, making the lenses become dark tinted like sunglasses. "Flushed away."
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the soldiers all screamed.

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After what felt like an hour Lawrence and William led the operatives to the hangar which was abuzz with UKA engineers, soldiers and pilots all in the middle of practicing drills for the upcoming battles. Numbuh Three-sixty-two watched a squad of soldiers all gather up inside of a dropship and wait for a few minutes before the rear door opened and then all swarmed out in a surprisingly rapid and orderly fashion. The pilots were inspecting the fighter planes and dropships while the engineers loaded them up with fuel and ammunition. Lawrence wasn't kidding when he told her that his troops were gearing up for war, and it wasn't going to be a war that they were used to. "Here we are," Lawrence said as they approached the KND dropship, around it were several Starfleet Marines and a few engineers who were crouched at the front of the ship. Numbuh Three-sixty-two couldn't see what the engineers were doing but she had to find out.
"Looks almost exactly like the dropships that our KND uses, except with less weapons and armor," William said.
"Speaking of weapons, I hope you don't mind my ensigns outfitting a few weapons that we captured onto your ship," Lawrence said. "It's not much but once the rest of the fleet arrives we'll be able to give most of your ships and operatives some decent weapons. For now you'll have to make do with what little we can spare."
"To be honest, I actually expected you to give us stuff from the other Kids Next Door once you told us about them," Numbuh Three-sixty-two said, "So what've you given us?"
"A pair of front mounted laser cannons and three window mounted, explosive tennis ball guns, one for the back and one for either side. We don't have too much ammo for those since they're very unstable so be careful you don't blow your hand off when loading them."
"Uh, that sounds kinda dangerous," Numbuh Two said.
"Yeah, but they work. Trust me," Lawrence said, shuddering slightly, "Okay, you guys can get on now. Your weapons are onboard the ship, and yes they've been modified so don't point them at anyone who isn't trying to kill you. Once you leave you'll be escorted out of UKA space and back to your fleet, once you do I want you to annex your fleet with mine then we ca-"
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" a crazed laughing rang out throughout the hangar, overpowering the sounds of conversation, shouting and power tools operating within. Everyone looked up and around to try and pinpoint where it was coming from but the echo reverberated throughout the open hangar and it sounded as if the source of the sound could be anywhere. Lawrence and William looked at one another before drawing their weapons as the voice started speaking. "Foolish children, do you think you can win? You are sorely mistaken."
"Where is he?" William muttered.
"No idea," Lawrence said, "Marines! Stand ready! Full cover, we don't know who this is!"
"Sir, yes sir!" the Marines barked as they all moved closer to each other and pointed their weapons in various directions.
"You may have held back the Villains and their armies but your over confidence and dedication of saving the Kids Next Door Moonbase has left me an opening," the voice said as a shadow started to appear from the top deck of the hangar. Lawrence called it out and soldiers, Starfleet Marines and armed engineers aimed their weapons upwards "Now you all shall face the wrath of, the Terma-Toiletnator"
"Aw, no…Not him…" Numbuh Five groaned as the light slowly started to revile the owner of the menacing voice. It indeed was the Toiletnator, and from what Lawrence and everyone in the hangar could see, he was wearing what was an entire toilet as some form of armor. In the water tank on his back there was an array of plungers and toilet brushes, hanging from under it was a set of urinal cakes. Lawrence and William stared at the newcomer, taken aback from what they were seeing, then what they heard. "United Kids Alliance, prepare to be flushed!"
"Hey wait a second," Lawrence said quietly as he looked at the Toiletnator, using the zoom on his HUDspecs he saw that the toilet that the Toiletnator was wearing was steel and the plungers and brushes looked very familiar to him. That's when he realized where they had come from. "Those are from my private washroom!" The UKA soldiers, Marines and engineers looked at one another before back up to the Toiletnator.
"How'd you get on board the Stone of Summer?" William shouted up to the Toiletnator.
"I don't care how he got on, I want him off. Now!" Lawrence barked. The armed personnel took aim at the intruder once more.
"Do you think you can stop me?" the Toiletnator said, "I'm not scared of any of you!"
"You'll be scared of them once I drag you down here so that we can beat the crud out of you!" Numbuh Four said, receiving supporting shouts from the Starfleet Marines.
"Give Lawrence back his bathroom you toilet stealer!" Nuhbuh Three shouted.
"Aww, come on. It took me forever to make this armor," The Toiletnator said woefully, "I at least left the bathroom mostly intact so you can fix it."
"Don't care," Lawrence said, "I want you and your love of porcelain off my ship."
"No! I got this far, I'm not giving in!" the Toiletnator shouted as he threw up his arms and the ship began to shake, at first it was very minor but then the whole hangar started to rumble violently. Fuel tanks toppled and rolled around the hangar, soldiers lost their footing and stumbled into one another, fighter jets and dropships shook and slipped off the struts holding them up. Lawrence tripped up over himself and fell to the ground.
"Someone stop him! He's going to tear the ship in half!"
Mere seconds after saying that, there was the sound of heavy footsteps running followed by a sickening crunch and a loud cry of pain. Lawrence looked up just in time to watch the Toiletnator shoot across the hangar and land on the floor before skidding across it and stopping just in front of him. Lawrence stood up and stared at the crumpled and whimpering heap that was the Toiletnator, he looked up and on the floor in which he had been previously standing was Vincent, his bionic eye glowing red and his mechanical arm ending in a clenched fist. By now the Stone of Summer had stopped shaking and many more soldiers and Marines poured into the hangar wondering what had happened. The KND operatives watched as two black cylinders slowly appeared from behind Vincent and the sound of a small, roaring engine started up. By now every UKA soldier and ensign looked up at Vincent as he slowly started to levitate from the platform and then slowly fly down towards the Toiletnator.
"Oh cool!" Numbuh Two said, "I didn't know that thing was a jetpack."
"Standard issue for all Cyborg Commandoes," William said as Vincent landed in front of the Toiletnator and the leaned down to pick him up by the neck. The villain gasped and coughed as he felt Vincent's tight grip around his throat slowly bring him up face to face with the bio-mechanical soldier.
"Guten tag, Toiletnator." Vincent said in a very menacing German tone. The only reply that the Toiletnator gave was a pathetic whimper. Vincent growled and then threw him across the hangar again, both the UKA and KND watched as the Cyborg Commando marched over to him and then pick him up once more. "So, what're you doing aboard my General's ship?"
"I-I-I was told to get on board and destroy it in order to try and cripple the UKA so that the rest of the Adults can defeat them."
"Who ordered this?"
"Um…Father…" The Toiletnator said, as the operatives drifted into his view, "They know them! Ask the Kids Next Door! They'll know more about Father than me."
Vincent looked up and then to Lawrence, his eye going back to a dull green color. "Sir?"
"He's got a point. He doesn't look too intelligent, seems to me that the Adults may have sent him up here as a distraction," Lawrence said, "That or he actually believed that his own far-fetched plan would work."
"Maybe it's both," Numbuh Five said.
"Either way, he still stole parts of your bathroom," Numbuh One said.
"Good point there, Nigel," Lawrence said as he nodded to Vincent, "Get him off my ship, will you?"
Vincent nodded as his eye glowed red again. The Toiletnator looked to Lawrence and smiled sheepishly.
"A-are you going to let me go?"
"In a way yes," Lawrence said with a disturbingly evil smile. The Toiletnator noticed this just as Vincent launched him directly through a set of open doors, his head slammed against the window and then bounced when it hit the floor. He looked up and through blurred vision saw the doors that he flew through close until they shut with a loud hiss, the Toiletnator managed to get to his feet and looked behind him and he expected that he had been thrown into a prison cell. But something wasn't right, prison cells don't have a second set of doors that lead to space. It took him a minute to register what was going on, then he realized where he was; an airlock.
"Hey wait! You can't leave me in here!" he shouted as he ran over and started pounding on the door back into the ship.
"I wasn't going to leave you in there," Lawrence said, "No, that'd just make more of a job for the ship janitors."
"You're going to eject me into space?!" The Toiletnator said hysterically, still pounding on the doors.
"Yep. That's how we roll in the United Kids Alliance, no mercy to anyone except those we respect. And you…well, I don't respect. Mostly for stealing my toilet!"
"I can fix it! I'm really good in bathrooms! I'll work for you and fix all your bathrooms!"
Lawrence stared at him for a few seconds before shaking his head. "Yeahhh, no I'm not going to allow that."
"Why not?" The Toiletnator asked.
"A grown man in a bathroom that's used mostly by kids and teenagers, I'm not having that on any of my ships or bases for that matter. It wouldn't help our reputation if that got onto the front page of the newspaper."
"And flushing me into outer space will help your reputation?"
"Yep!" Lawrence said happily as his fist slammed down on the airlock release button, within microseconds the Toiletnator was sucked out of the airlock and into space, becoming nothing more than a distant dot in just a few minutes. Lawrence sniffed deeply then sighed, smiling widely. "Ahh, I love astrophysics."
"Was that really necessary?" Numbuh Three-sixty-two asked harshly.
"Maybe not but it was rather entertaining," Lawrence said as he waved off the onlookers, "Anyways, we had no use for him and judging from what Abigail said before he showed up he sounds very annoying."
"He was until you had him sucked into space like a real toilet," Numbuh Two said.
"Was that one of your jokes?" Numbuh Five asked.
"No, I wasn't trying to be funny."
"If you were trying I can do better," William said as he threw his arms around the two operatives and pulled them closer to him, "Because you see, the Toiletnator lived up to his dream for he was," William paused for a second as he reached up and pushed a button on the frame of his HUDspecs, making the lenses become dark tinted like sunglasses. "Flushed away."
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the soldiers all screamed.