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Chapter 1-the team after the movieme and trista:*kissing*
sonic:*playing battlefield bad company 2* AH f***ing tank die a**hole
cream:whats up with swearing seriously
me:you know your allowed to swear even your mother allowed you to but don't go mad and crazy swearing okay
cream,charmy and cosmo
sonic:*tied up*mut mu muck mamy[oh yeah ( ) can also be a translation for chaos and people tied up](what the f*** amy)
amy:its to stop you swearing around kids, sonic
charmy:we're allowed to swear you know
cheese:chao(yeah)
silver:*runs past like he saw a ghost*ah get away you bitch[okay im gonna stop putting * so you can't see the full swear word because it's annoying]
blaze:*runs past naked*come silvy wilvy
everyone else except me:hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah
me:um aren't they supposed to have, wait little kids block your ears not you tails, aren't they supposed to have sex in the movie*makes sign to unblock ears for little guys*
little guys:*all nod and take hands off ears*
me:I'll make a signal for a moment like that okay
little guys
director:I'll put that in the movie
blaze:*walks past still naked holding silver*come on silver we're gonna have some fun
silver:no nooooooooo
me:*makes signal to block ears*blaze what the fuck is wrong with you running past naked you scared the fucking shit out of silver
blaze:I'm practising for the sex scene in chapter 2
silver:s..s.... sex s... s..scene
me:yeah but that's in chapter 4
blaze
silver:thanks but I don't wanna have sex with her
me:you love her right
silver:yes but she don't know that yet
me:just tell her but don't let her have I repeat don't let her have sex with you
little guys:what's sex
everyone except sonic who's still tied up:uhhhhh.......
me:*banging head* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
silver:creep to the bedroom
mysterious moaning is heard
everyone:..........................................
sonic:mooks mike mose moo mare maving ma mood mime(looks like those two are having a good time)
cosmo:whatdya mean huh what ahh fuck it
tails:*tells the little guys what sex is
little guys:eewwwww, that's sick, yucky
tails:dont worry you have like 6 years be fore you'll have to do it plus you also know when to go crazy and start well you know
little guys:yep we do
shadow:*unties sonic* amy must be deaf she didn't even hear Christian[yep that's my name]
amy:*grinds teeth together* you'll pay shadow you'll pay for that
shadow:what the fuck eh "chaos spear"
amy:ahhh*falls over knocked out
sonic:thanks
vector:hi guys I brought the cookies
silver:[some how he hears the sound "cookies" while blaze makes a lot of noise from trying to open up jar of jam][ha gotcha]COOKIES WHOOOO HOO*runs down stairs*and grabs cookies and goes to the stair when sonic stops him
sonic:did ya have fun having sex with blaze
me:blaze? she was trying to open a jar of jam
everyone:how'd ya know
me:went up stair used the dunny saw what was going on up there
everyone
vanilla:hi guys I'm gonna make some pizza okay
everyone else:awesome thanks
vanilla:no problem
up in silver and blaze's room...
blaze:*moaning*
silver:*come on ah fucking hell
silver:give me a high five
silver and blaze:*high five each other then goes down stairs*
in the kitchen...
everyone:mmmmmm... this is good
sonic:thank for putting chili on mine, vanilla
director:we're on set in 28 minutes for chapter two
everyone alright
end of half chapter...