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Published: 2007-07-24 08:32:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 6040; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 38
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HURRAY FOR BLACK MAIL!!!once again crude due to the fact that I cant draw small >.> i just cant. im to damn blind for it. i was LITERALLY 2 inches away from the paper going DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A HAND!?!?!? I CANT SEE D:!!!!!
SO yea ANTI yaoi xD cuz there are WAY to many L and LIGHT yaois out there >.>
I WANA MAKE ME A MAT AND AN L YAOI they randomly meet and L is all like YO and MAT is all like dude i know u....... *cut to next scene* *censored* *cu to next scene* SEE YA LATER L!!! kay mat..... and tell mello i say hi..... xD
~~~EDIT~~~
THIS IS FOR A CONTEST devil dante has a contest going on and the like >.> all the websites are down or its just my bandwith PROBABLY that so i cant provide a link ATM but yes its for a contest >.>
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Yeah well that's what sex changes are for...
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lol eeeeeewwwwww no i like my penis >.> its big and its my friend xD
besides penises are more fun >.>
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Ha ha...uh, I'll take your word for it regarding size...I'm sure deviantart would remove any kind of proof... 
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nah sora is stickin with the penis side >.> besides i don't get nauseous iv only thrown up twice in my life as of so far and i havent been nauseous since i was 5 <.<
besides BJs rock i dont wana lose that xD
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xD not my fault penises are so much fun to have >.> besides WHY TEH FECk would i want to get PMS >.> im irritable enough as it is
any more and people would begin to mysteriously disappear
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Ha ha! (the cause of disappearance was either due to spontaneous combustion or SoraTwinblade) Well my (male) cousin said to his Mum "gee, it must be great to be female - to give birth - it's a miracle!" and my Auntie's response was "yeah, a painful miracle". Another quote from a movie "it's like trying to squeeze something the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of a grape". Aren't you just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit curious? 
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child birth sux >.> we have enough people <.< soon i will completely snap and i will go on a mass murder spree
im not curious <.< why would i be xD im sora i can get any girly i want with a little bit of effort and i can do what i want with em xD so i can experiment on them instead of on myself <.<
and i haven't cried for 11 years >.>
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quote ->"child birth sux >.> we have enough people <.< soon i will completely snap and i will go on a mass murder spree"
It's all a natural cycle! You may not know that "homosexuality" was considered a mental disorder in DSM III ("the" mental dis. ref. for psychiatrists in my country), but got edited out in DSM IV (due to popular demand, LOL). There was also one bloke who thought homosexuality was advantageous to the human race because it kept the population in check. So yeah, maybe acts which people actually think are wrong have their place! Note that I am recording this conversation for police evidence purposes.
quote ->"im not curious <.< why would i be xD im sora i can get any girly i want with a little bit of effort and i can do what i want with em xD so i can experiment on them instead of on myself <.<" Waitaminute - I thought you were trying to REDUCE the world's population.... 0-0
quote ->"and i haven't cried for 11 years >.>" You will when ten girls come knocking on your door claiming you to be the father of their baby.... XD
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i know all about the mhosexuallity mental disorder thing >.> several people were killed just cuz of being gay in mental facilities
the gay gene was placed in every species but does not become active untill the population can no longer be sustained its a safe guard BUT for the human species it is rather redundant we are like rats thee are WAY to many of us for the gay gene to control
and i said NOTHING of childbirth i can manipulate people very efficiently besides child care is NOT on my to do list >.>
and no i always wear condoms xD
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o.o xD You think condoms are safe, but that's ONLY if a pin hasn't been stuck through it first....
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a pin hole sint enough for someone to get pregnant >.> most sperm die he moment it has contact with the uterus which is why it takes millions and millions all going at onces to produce only 1 baby xD so a few hundred getting threw is no big deal <.<
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Ha ha, noooooooooooooo you're wrong.... one of our teachers told us in sex ed camp that he and his mates picked on one of their "friends" by sticking a pin through each one of his condoms before he went on a romantic vacation with his girlfriend, and she came back pregnant! (what pricks - no pun intended) And he was embarrased but chuckling about it when he was telling us. 0_0
Quoting another teacher (and you can see why this analogy stuck with me) re: contracting AIDS from saliva "you could drink buckets of saliva and it might not have the aids virus in it, or you could just have one drop of saliva and be unlucky" (bleeechhh - barf)
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they were lying >.>
saliva doesnt have aids >.> aids is a disease that lives in blood only it cant survive anywhere else
2 condoms are made for the specific reason of not getting people pregnant so they are also made with sperm killing powers xD
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You're right! Didn't know that... but phrase it --- Saliva & tears have low quantities of HIV virus, but it's unlikely to transmit... and sweat has no HIV virus at all. Other bodily fluids have higher quantities (including breast milk).
Are you saying my renegade teacher is lying? >.> Or do you think they ran out of condoms? <.<
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HIV is not aids >.> there is a diffrence HIV destroys the immune system while AIDS is a disease thatcomes afterwards they are connected but not the same disease >.> AIDS is to weak of a virus to destroy or get passed the human immune system HIV destrpys the immune system THEN aids infects the body
and yes >.>
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...I wouldn't say they're separate... if someone succumbs to HIV they get AIDS (which is a syndrome - the effects on the immune system)
and don't give out contraceptive advice! 0_0 (like winning the lottery - it can happen)
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aids is a different disease >.> HIV just allows aids in HIV is like the bouncer in a strip club O.o cept this bouncer lets people with guns in and keep the police out O.o
and contraceptive advise is just fine when u go to medical school >.>
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Well, I thought HIV was the precursor to AIDS, and AIDS is really a buncha symptoms caused by the HIV virus weakening the immune system.
You're studying to be a doctor? o.O (and you're saying it's OK for people to use pin-cushion condoms?)
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Aids is a different disease but it can only take effect after HIV is introduced into the body OR the originals AIDS virus has formed an immunity to the average human immune system which is why the only 2 ways u can get it is if u are born with HIV or by sexually transmitting the virus
and i have been in college since i was 16
and no im not saying its okay you just have to be lucky >.>
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"and no im not saying its okay you just have to be lucky >.>" Ha, ha! I immediately thought... "Do you feel lucky, punk?" (j/k)
Thanks for the info about AIDS/HIV. Very interesting! Much more complex than I thought.
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>.>............
and everything is more complex than the average persons thought >.>
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I think I've run out of things to say about the AIDS virus. On to SARS? (joke)
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lol all i know about SARS is that Asians in flu masks are hilarious xD
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Ha ha, actually I had to fly when that was going on, and I had this REALLY bad chest cold.... every one kept giving me dirty looks. See, Michael Jackson's starting a trend. (even though his face mask was designer and black)
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LOL
well MJ well MJ wants to build a giant robot in the desert to shoot lasers out at alien space ships >.>
BUT well he is probably the ONLY person on EARTH were i would be surprised if he DIDN'T want to build a giant robot to shoot laser at alien space ships >.>
so flu masks not kinda that interesting on MJ
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LOL
Hey, if the moon landing was actually filmed in the arizona desert, I think defending against aliens is a little ahead of ourselves...
Maybe the flu mask was fitted with some anti-alien cloaking device
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pppssshhhhhh everyone knows the moon landing was done in the Atlantic coean >.> GAWD they had to make a giant done under the water and fill it with heavy gas so that people could float cuz back in the day they didn't have computer technology like macro media flash to make wires disappear xD
or it was done in the moon >.> its one of those
and aliens can be shot in the face just like an other species of critter
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You know what, I mostly agree with you (I look at all these huge conspiracy things more for entertainment and laughs) BUT I do get swayed by facts... something about how the Earth would have looked bigger in the background of one of the moon shots, because the Earth looked the same size as the moon when viewed from the earth. Maybe someone photoshopped the photo to make the Earth look smaller to fool everyone into thinking that they staged the Moon landing, instead of actually landing there. And according to the movie "the Abyss", if they had built a dome in the middle of the ocean they still would have met aliens.
Um, if you live in America I assume you have first hand knowledge on how to deal with aliens (go xfiles/roswell!) (joke)
Did you know.... that there is an insurance company who was offering insurance against alien abductions for a while? (true!) And there's a help line for counselling for alien abductions? (I did a mini speech on it once, had to pick a fun topic)
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>.>
if aliens were going to earth they would send probes first not actually GO >.> eve seen them movies about ho aliens die in our atmosphere? THATS why u send PROBES first and not some guy with a ray gun >.>
he moon landing did happen >.> u can still see the flag up there with a good telescope anbd some probes that were looking for moon rocks and all that crap >.> space is FULL of junk >.>
and FINALLY aliens abducting people is kinda retarded if they can travel between GALAXY a simple SCAN will do for human study >.>
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if aliens were going to earth they would send probes first not actually GO >.> eve seen them movies about ho aliens die in our atmosphere? THATS why u send PROBES first and not some guy with a ray gun >.>
ohhhhhhh...... 
"he moon landing did happen >.> u can still see the flag up there with a good telescope anbd some probes that were looking for moon rocks and all that crap >.> space is FULL of junk >.>"
ha ha Reminds me of this report of an alien abduction in a park in New York somewhere, and they took her to the moon. They gave her some gear and she walked around a bit.
"and FINALLY aliens abducting people is kinda retarded if they can travel between GALAXY a simple SCAN will do for human study >.>"
Good point. Go tell them that.
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those people are dead they die long long ago in the 60s >.>
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Actually no, I think the 80's was the decade of boredom (=more alien sightings)
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nah in the 80s they had telescopes and aLL THAT CRAP in he 60s everyone was all like
ALIENS CAME AND ABDUCTED ME AND WE WENT TO MARS AND VENUS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >.>
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Telescopes so they could see them coming and hide????????
It's called "psychedelic drugs". Everyone was weird looking in the 60s, it's not as if they could tell the difference between human and alien. I demand a recount!
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>.> riiiiiiiiiight drugs or not they were stupid >.>
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Well according to the Simpsons anyone who sees an alien sighting is usually a pathetic loser with a dead end job, or something like that. ^^
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well they really havent seen aliens except for kang and kodos >.>
MR burns doesn't count xD
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hee hee
True.... I suppose the Simpsons doesn't count as an authority on alien sightings. On a side note, i really love the way Harry Shearer has to strain his neck in order to do Burns' voice. He looks so funny when he's alternating between Burns and Smithers. XD
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lol
its all the same crap to meh all I know is I wana be 140 and a billionaire with gigantic robots to kill things with D:
well id prefer to be 20 and a billionaire with world conquering capabilities BUT w/e >>
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Well if you ask Bill Gates really really nicely....
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pppssshhhhh >.> D: SORA HAD TO GET HIS HAIR CUT D:!!!! look at my new ID thats my hair NOW D:!!!
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Holy shit! How long was it before? It's still pretty long. Kinda like Light's length... *uses DN to reference everything* you have 2 choices, become a Hare Krishna/join the army and get it shaved, or become a Sikh and wear a turban. (actually it's OK, just poking fun here)
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xD the reference for the cut was lights hair xD actually KIRAs hair BUT same thing >.>
and it was passed my shoulders before D:
i miss my hair D:
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Haven't you heard of hair extensions? <.< Or wigs?
OK.... if you would prefer to be referenced to Kira.... whatever....
Or you can google for some foul-tasting herbal invention to promote hair growth! Just remember to buy a good shaver so people can see your cheeks, neck, legs and arms afterwards....
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>.> my hair has to stay short >.> its for school for about a year anda half it has to stay looking like kiras hair >.> after that i can go back to mr. lawliets length
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Really? L's hair in 2 months? Impressive! (how long is your school break?)
And that's not short hair!
BTW I had to get a haircut a few years ago because my hair grew so long everytime I went to sit on the toilet I would sit on the end of it... now it's just breaking off... problem solved!
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lol my school break WAS 8 months i start again tomorrow >.>
my hair is short D:
and thats just wrong xD
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