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SoraWolf7 — Tg for Uighhgh Part 2
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This was a request by . He requested this a while back and I procrastinated with it, as well as many on the other deviations that I will be uploading this week.Part One is here: [link] You are at part 2.
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Uighhgh and Nar belong to
Ino Yamanaka belongs to Masashi Kishimoto
Bakamaru, SoraWolf, and TG Scroll belongs to me.
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"That's why it's projected - how do you think this stuff works? They just twiddle their thumbs and wait - they've got a whole order of clerks just constantly compiling data and trying to decide your current MLDD - most likely death date."
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Isn`t that basically what actuaries do?
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"Maybe, but these are DEAD actuaries."
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Nothing lost, nothing gained.
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"Exactly.
And you're lucky - before you got me distracted, they were predicting three minutes."
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"There's always more time to live - just a matter of whether or not you can an earn an extension."
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"not really, when ya know the guy in charge of extensions."
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So you DO have connections!
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"Oh, sure - ya meet all sortsa people... 'course, half of them hate my guts, and the other half are slaves of an immortal beauracracy, half of whom don't follow the rules - you have NO idea how often angels and demons try to sneak their way into the mortal realm."
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Wow, some friends. They ever try to get you?
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"The ones that wanna kill me? Hardly call any of them FRIENDS. But sure - when you travel the underworld you realize quickly that being nigh-immortal - it's pretty hard to die in the spirit world - just means they can torture ya that much harder."
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I was thinking of methods OTHER than killing.
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"And how do you expect them to get me?
Not that they should try - Dragon's ALREADY got his poor friend drawing out one revenge script."
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Not sure. I`m sure one of them would think of something at one point, If they`re not dead first.
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"My second form might be of age, but i'm NOT. So don't get too many ideas."
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"Good."
Although she's immortal, so i'm not sure how big a deal two years are.
"Sush."
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She`s still older than you.
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Sorry! Please be a little more clear next time.
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"I'll try - but no promises! we tenage girls live for being unclear."
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Aren`t we all confused by the opposite sex?
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"Maybe - all i know is, it makes a GREAT excuse for zapping someone."
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"now go enjoy your party, before i multiply your hormones by ten, and see which guy you end up with."
((She can really mess with a person these days.))
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Hope Hagane`s ready with that hormone fix cocktail of his.
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"Oh, him? Let's just say he's... distracted."
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You either bribed him with new tech or a book with 1001 ways to TG someone, didn`t you?
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"You should see number ninety."
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*Looks it up* OMG! That`s just... *hurls* Oh my... *hurls again* That`s the most disgusting thing I`ve ever seen! I`ll have to try it sometime.
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"I particularly like the part with the needle and the sledgehammer."
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"Well, how else do you expect it to pierce five major organs while simultaneously changing your testes?"
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I`m amazed the banana peels and pickled eggs stop any major bleeding and simultaneously stimulate the gender change.
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"I know - and the best thing is? i know the author."
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You helped, or you wrote?
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"Gave a few suggestions."
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"It only took a five pound bag of chocolate to make her write it - and an extra piece for number fifty three."
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It`ll take more than chocolate for some people to cooperate.
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"Probably - but the first page tells you explicit ways to cripple them, so that only the transformation can restore their body."
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Where can I find a copy of this book?
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"Gotta five pound bag of chocolate?"
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How fast you need it? I`ll have to hide it from Bakamaru.
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"Good - and i'll trade it for the book."
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And I`ll get the book, right?
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