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cajobif [2020-04-14 02:06:52 +0000 UTC]

"La la la laaaaa... la la la la laaaaa...."
"Hmph! Do you have idea how embarrassing it was to bring you home?"
"R-reallaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax.... I-I-I just took... a couple of... glasses..."

"It's your third bottle."

".... Wow! I broke my record! K-kiss me...."

"No. I... I got a better idea."

Next morning.

"My head.... Someone kill me...."

"Good morning!"

"SHUT UP! My head. Hurt.Like.Tartarus."

"Really? I have something to raise your mood then."
"W-w-what are you talking...."
"Did you know that you broke your record last night?"

"Huh? I-I-I don't remember..."

"That's why I took pictures."

"W-what?"
"Look! That's your third bottle that I elegantly emptied in the sink. This one about how you dance like a fool on a jumping disk thinking it was dance music..."
"I-I didn't...."
"Oh and that one where you screams at our neighbors how much you love them."
"Oh horse apples..."
"And my favorite when I held you mane while you emptied yourself in my mom's vase."

"I'm going to be sick..."

"Still five more if you want to..."
"ENOUGH!"
"What? You were so happy to break your record. So I made a momento with the bottle and it's in your bedroom."

"... I got a problem."
"Good. The AA meeting is tomorrow night. In the meanwhile, I'm going make some coffee. Love you!"

"... I-I don't know if I should feel humiliated or be thankful..."

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