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A conversation in wordpad between Olivia and I. The names we makeup just keep getting worse and worse... If you're actually interested in what we're saying, it starts off with Olivia.

Yo FUCKIN ANSWER: So what is it that you want to say to me?

RESPONSE: I don't know anymore... I really don't. I'm having doubts.

RESPONSE SPONSE: About Obama? I'm not sure if I want Hilary as a president.

SPONSEY: Who the fuck is that? You know I don't know shit about politics, man.

OLIVIA: A black revolutionalist. Kind of...

KRYPT: That's just wrong.

OLIVIA: So, what's up? Why did you start want me to open up fucking notepad to talk to you, and you have nothing to say!

JACK_AND_THE_COCKSTOCK: I wish I was home, that's what's up! I just can't randomly talk to my best friend? You know it's well bast 7 amd Jw hasn't called you.

OLIVIA: Yeah well, I told him to call me after seven, but before nine.

NUTS: If he doesn't call by say... 8:30 or something, will you call him? I want to make sure our plan is okay with him.

TRENT REZNOR SEX BABARIAN: I'll check my palm pilot.

MRS VALO: Yeah... I bet you wish you never washed that shit. Damn MORMONS!

CUMGHOST: I know man, I know... No man, Mennonites is where it's at.

PIXIE_DUST_MAGIKA_GRL470: Damn skippy. I have some of those in my family.

TIGERDICK92: Hey, can I have a sip of your coke? Mine's all gone.

AUSSIE_SURFER_d00d: Sure man I'll get right on handing that to you.

MONSTERBALLS64: Thanks man, you're a real friend. So I heard this really gay joke the other day. Wanna hear it

THUDERHORSE_MAMA: Sure. Wouldn't hurt.

TOUNGE_CANDY*~*SLUT*~*: What's the placassamus of 3

...CHRISTINA...: Non existant.

PYTHONdick: Placassamus is a fish, stupid. *storm off*

INBRED_GALAXYleader: Then what the hell kind of joke is that? That's not even a joke, that's a FAKE joke!

OGERVAGINA: It's supposed to make you feel inferior to me.

LIMPdick: But instead it made you seem like a bitch.

TEENAGE_HEMOROID: Did it really? I was going for the inferior feeling.

IknowWHOkilledME: Inferior for you, maybe. You know what really grinds my gears? Cocky old guys.

I_DON'T_HAVE_A_CHERRY_IN_MY_VAGINA: You know what slaps my cock? When people shake with there left hand.

sluttyBIATCH77CHERRY_POPbabygirl: Some people are left handed, deal with it.

SONIC_CONDOM: I think they're all faking it, just like I don't think space is real.

TONIC_LUBESTER: If space isn't real, then where do your precious Aliens live?

FIST_MY_TAINT_87: On a different planet. Man, there is no space just empty lies.

TEENAGE_NINJA_MUTANT_TURDLEEE: Where's the planet live if there's no space?

JUMANJI_FETUS_BITCH: In our hearts and soul. It's all just our minds manifesting our dreams.

CARPETmuncher24: Space is my biggest fear.

I_SPREAD_MY_LEGS_LIKE_BUTTER909: Space is all a farce.

FATTY_CHASER: No it's not man. Body and mind is a farce.

=bROKENvIBRATOR=: Dude, the revolution is coming so it won't be long until the world ends, and we try to take off in our space ships to only realize that
there is no fucking space to sail through!

1011ip0p_seXXX_kitten: You're in the denial stage, I was there before too. It's okay. [ushoodmessagejaydubleunow]

LAKE_OF_DICKS: Okay dude, let me get off the phone with him first.

FUCKmeGENTLY: Sweet. *saying with a voice like a walkey talkey* TROTTMAN OUT

Description
A conversation in wordpad between Olivia and I. The names we makeup just keep getting worse and worse... If you're actually interested in what we're saying, it starts off with Olivia.

Yo FUCKIN ANSWER: So what is it that you want to say to me?

RESPONSE: I don't know anymore... I really don't. I'm having doubts.

RESPONSE SPONSE: About Obama? I'm not sure if I want Hilary as a president.

SPONSEY: Who the fuck is that? You know I don't know shit about politics, man.

OLIVIA: A black revolutionalist. Kind of...

KRYPT: That's just wrong.

OLIVIA: So, what's up? Why did you start want me to open up fucking notepad to talk to you, and you have nothing to say!

JACK_AND_THE_COCKSTOCK: I wish I was home, that's what's up! I just can't randomly talk to my best friend? You know it's well bast 7 amd Jw hasn't called you.

OLIVIA: Yeah well, I told him to call me after seven, but before nine.

NUTS: If he doesn't call by say... 8:30 or something, will you call him? I want to make sure our plan is okay with him.

TRENT REZNOR SEX BABARIAN: I'll check my palm pilot.

MRS VALO: Yeah... I bet you wish you never washed that shit. Damn MORMONS!

CUMGHOST: I know man, I know... No man, Mennonites is where it's at.

PIXIE_DUST_MAGIKA_GRL470: Damn skippy. I have some of those in my family.

TIGERDICK92: Hey, can I have a sip of your coke? Mine's all gone.

AUSSIE_SURFER_d00d: Sure man I'll get right on handing that to you.

MONSTERBALLS64: Thanks man, you're a real friend. So I heard this really gay joke the other day. Wanna hear it

THUDERHORSE_MAMA: Sure. Wouldn't hurt.

TOUNGE_CANDY*~*SLUT*~*: What's the placassamus of 3

...CHRISTINA...: Non existant.

PYTHONdick: Placassamus is a fish, stupid. *storm off*

INBRED_GALAXYleader: Then what the hell kind of joke is that? That's not even a joke, that's a FAKE joke!

OGERVAGINA: It's supposed to make you feel inferior to me.

LIMPdick: But instead it made you seem like a bitch.

TEENAGE_HEMOROID: Did it really? I was going for the inferior feeling.

IknowWHOkilledME: Inferior for you, maybe. You know what really grinds my gears? Cocky old guys.

I_DON'T_HAVE_A_CHERRY_IN_MY_VAGINA: You know what slaps my cock? When people shake with there left hand.

sluttyBIATCH77CHERRY_POPbabygirl: Some people are left handed, deal with it.

SONIC_CONDOM: I think they're all faking it, just like I don't think space is real.

TONIC_LUBESTER: If space isn't real, then where do your precious Aliens live?

FIST_MY_TAINT_87: On a different planet. Man, there is no space just empty lies.

TEENAGE_NINJA_MUTANT_TURDLEEE: Where's the planet live if there's no space?

JUMANJI_FETUS_BITCH: In our hearts and soul. It's all just our minds manifesting our dreams.

CARPETmuncher24: Space is my biggest fear.

I_SPREAD_MY_LEGS_LIKE_BUTTER909: Space is all a farce.

FATTY_CHASER: No it's not man. Body and mind is a farce.

=bROKENvIBRATOR=: Dude, the revolution is coming so it won't be long until the world ends, and we try to take off in our space ships to only realize that
there is no fucking space to sail through!

1011ip0p_seXXX_kitten: You're in the denial stage, I was there before too. It's okay. [ushoodmessagejaydubleunow]

LAKE_OF_DICKS: Okay dude, let me get off the phone with him first.

FUCKmeGENTLY: Sweet. *saying with a voice like a walkey talkey* TROTTMAN OUT