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SoVeryUnofficial — DDR Mario Mix plot hole

Published: 2006-08-20 18:45:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 8515; Favourites: 187; Downloads: 162
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Description I've been wanting to do this one for months, ever since I played the Story Mode in DDR Mario Mix.

I mean really, Luigi can jump this easily, and even Toad/Kinopio could jump that with a lil running start! Why did he have to dance his way across?

Toad's been pretty much bullying the brothers into dancing their way into the game, and some even made sense (Wario and Waluigi's Dance-off, for example) but they could have at least widened the chasm of water on the world map to make it really necessary to even take a boat to cross 3 feet of water.

ComicWorks and PaintShop Pro 9

Luigi and Toad/Kinopio (c) Nintendo
DDR Mario Mix (c) Konami and Nintendo
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Comments: 86

Akogare In reply to ??? [2006-10-22 16:28:42 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it? *lol*

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0x1000 [2006-09-05 17:44:45 +0000 UTC]


Awesome, even though I never played the game XDD;

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to 0x1000 [2006-09-05 21:28:27 +0000 UTC]

You should. It's funny in story mode, good for your legs in free mode, and damn friggin' hard in ultra Hard mode.

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0x1000 In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-09-07 18:31:03 +0000 UTC]

lol
I don't have an intrest in Mario sports games though XD;
BESIDES MarioKart

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to 0x1000 [2006-09-07 18:37:39 +0000 UTC]

I don't consider DDR as a sport tho, after all, it is just dancing.

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0x1000 In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-09-07 18:38:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but it's physical.
Especially that is why I don't play it XD;

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to 0x1000 [2006-09-07 18:50:46 +0000 UTC]

I'll assume by that you won't get a Wii.

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0x1000 In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-09-07 20:40:16 +0000 UTC]

No, that's tolerable.
At least you don't have to wake up the neighbourhood to play that XD;
Also, that name disturbs me XD;

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to 0x1000 [2006-09-07 21:34:51 +0000 UTC]

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

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0x1000 In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-09-07 22:43:10 +0000 UTC]

*explodes into little pieces of black sludge*

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black-spiral [2006-08-21 09:17:57 +0000 UTC]

HHHHAAAAHAHAGHAH that totally rocks because its in your famous comic style and it's so damn funny! Evil toad.. Love Luigi's expression on the last panel.

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to black-spiral [2006-08-21 10:27:41 +0000 UTC]

Heehee, thanx, and me too I love Luigi's face in the last panel~

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inseNir In reply to ??? [2006-08-21 02:30:36 +0000 UTC]

He'll dance and he'll enjoy the gosh darn fudge out of it.

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DaisyOfSarasaland [2006-08-21 01:55:37 +0000 UTC]

That's awsome I love their expressions- Toad's face is way cute in the last panel X3 I've never played DDR (any of them) but yeah... that's kinda silly How are you supposed to dance across a river anyway?

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to DaisyOfSarasaland [2006-08-21 02:04:04 +0000 UTC]

Apparently you wiggle what your mama gave ya while listening to "Here we go!" while Toad stares at your plumber butt while on an itty bitty boat. your phat moves is what makes the boat go forward, because Toad forgot to bring OARS when he got the boat.

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DaisyOfSarasaland In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-08-21 02:07:24 +0000 UTC]

That... was the single most funny pair of sentences I have read in a while
And now... I'm just gonna have to rent it

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to DaisyOfSarasaland [2006-08-21 02:14:31 +0000 UTC]

Please do, but play it at normal. Easy is Final Fantasy Mystic Quest level easy. WAY too easy.
Make sure anything fragile is glued or nailed down. Like vases, figurines, your grandma...

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DaisyOfSarasaland In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-08-21 02:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Haar. my one gramma would probably want a turn

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to DaisyOfSarasaland [2006-08-21 02:26:27 +0000 UTC]

VIDEO TAPE THAT!

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DaisyOfSarasaland In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-08-21 02:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Omigosh YES!!

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AlgizBlueDragon In reply to ??? [2006-08-21 01:13:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh noez! Oh, man, I love toad's expression change in the last two panels: Goes from &_& to ^_^ lol

And yeah, Luigi could definitely jump that, heck I could even do it, (I'm not the greatest jumper ever) And plus he's just all "wut?" -__-

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to AlgizBlueDragon [2006-08-21 01:36:15 +0000 UTC]

A normal sized person could WALK over that stream!
Also, I like how you reacted. Laughing and descripting the action is a surefire clue that a gag is good, so thank you~

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AlgizBlueDragon In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-08-22 01:52:18 +0000 UTC]

lol

Thanks I'm just doin' what comes natural, besides it made my day

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to ??? [2006-08-21 00:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Ha, Thats Awesome, Leave It To Toad To Be Even MORE Annoying Than He Already Is

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to TheMonkeyYOUWant [2006-08-21 00:45:55 +0000 UTC]

I especially liked how he friggin' BAILED out to let Luigi out-dance a giant blooper.

Lil Fudge-tard.

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-09-03 13:15:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh Now Ive Got To Play The Game To See That!

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to TheMonkeyYOUWant [2006-09-03 16:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Story mode, but pick normal. Easy is beyond way too easy.

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MSH-Hitman In reply to ??? [2006-08-20 23:22:45 +0000 UTC]

Never played DDR Mario Mix, but that's pretty funny XD

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to MSH-Hitman [2006-08-20 23:23:38 +0000 UTC]

A) It's fun, B) True story and C) Thanks!

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Ahcri-Slate [2006-08-20 22:57:46 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!! Their expressions in the lat panel!
Dancing across a river... that's funny
Awesome background, by the way.

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to Ahcri-Slate [2006-08-20 23:01:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you~ I don't remember well how the real BG looked like, I,m pretty sure there was a waterfall... The only thing I knew for sure was the 3 feet wide river Luigi and Toad hada cross by boat.
The Mario Brothers are known for their jumping capabilities, and Luigi jumps higher and further than Mario, so it doesn't make sense to have them dance their way past a 3 feet wide river!!

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ckt [2006-08-20 22:10:46 +0000 UTC]

LoL Dancing one's way across a small creek is fucked up...

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to ckt [2006-08-20 22:15:41 +0000 UTC]

I hadda do it twice. Once to unlock all the normal songs, and the second time to unlock the secret songs.

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genaminna In reply to ??? [2006-08-20 19:03:59 +0000 UTC]

lol, too bad I hadn't played the game, and had to read your description before I got the joke XDDD
but, I swear if I dids, I'd be laughing! XD (I was confused instead lolll)
but I like your art! hehe! they're very expressive! XD I like Luigi in the last panel!

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SoVeryUnofficial In reply to genaminna [2006-08-20 19:18:09 +0000 UTC]

Heehe, me too. "annoyed look" is one of my favorite expressions to draw.
If I could find a screenshot of the scene I'm talking about, I'm sure you'd agree with the parody strip. The gap of water is LITERALLY 3 feet long!

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genaminna In reply to SoVeryUnofficial [2006-08-20 19:38:29 +0000 UTC]

LOL, wows
that's tragic XD

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