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SoybeanCrayon — It's Hard and Nobody Understands

Published: 2012-01-28 04:06:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 2012; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 27
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Description I WILL MAKE THIS A SHIRT
I WILL
NOBODY AT MY SCHOOL WILL GET IT BUT I DON'T CARE. >:I

Hahahaha look at me trying to make letters I draw/write not look terrible.

(what the hell why does this have so many notes on Tumblr)
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Comments: 365

MadeOfPorq In reply to ??? [2012-02-18 19:45:02 +0000 UTC]

beartic?
yeah i saw that one
WELL A BEARS A BEAR

WINNIE THE POOH FOR THE WIIIIIIIIIIN

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 05:09:29 +0000 UTC]

Wait it wasn't three. Just Cubchoo and Beartic NEVERMIND, I HAVEN'T PLAYED FOR A WHILE
I NEED ONE MORE BEAR

HE WILL BE MY MAIN OFFENSIVE POKEMON
SOMEHOW

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 05:13:01 +0000 UTC]

OMG SO CUTE
WELL, YOU COULD GET ANOTHER URSARING OR SOMETHING

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 05:32:09 +0000 UTC]

OKAY
PHYSICALLY OFFENSIVE URSARING
AND SPECIALLY OFFENSIVE URSARING
I WILL WIN
NONE OF THE COMPETITIVE BATTLES

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 16:50:22 +0000 UTC]

SEEMS LEGIT

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 18:45:29 +0000 UTC]

I actually asked my boyfriend about making this
He said I could bullshit Spinda in there too because it's kind of a panda
AW YEAH ONE MORE BEAR

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 18:46:36 +0000 UTC]

HOLY CROCK OF SHIT FUCK YEAH!!!

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 19:01:49 +0000 UTC]

OKAY THE PLAN WILL BE SET IN MOTION
I WILL HAVE ONE TEAM THAT IS JUST BEARS FOR IN-GAME REASONS
AND ONE TEAM THAT HAS ONE BEAR AS A SWEEPER WITH EVERYBODY ELSE TO PASS IT STAT BOOSTS FOR COMPETITIVE BATTLING
GOD I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE DOING THIS

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 19:41:05 +0000 UTC]

WE'RE DOING THIS
WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 20:10:50 +0000 UTC]

I AM BEARY EXCITED TO WHOOP SOME ASS WITH THESE TEAMS
BY MY PAWS MY ENEMIES WILL BE CRUSHED AND THEIR TENTS SACKED FOR WHATEVER FOOD THEY BROUGHT

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 21:05:58 +0000 UTC]

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 21:24:06 +0000 UTC]

I WILL RIP OPEN THE TOPS OF THEIR METAPHORICAL CARS AS IF THEY WERE SARDINE CANS
STEAL ONLY THEIR DESSERTS
ASSHOLES

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 21:40:03 +0000 UTC]

...OKAY

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 21:51:39 +0000 UTC]

I AM BEARHOLDEN TO NO MAN.
.... THAT WAS THE SHITTIEST PUN I HAVE MADE SO FAR.

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 21:52:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL IM SO CONFUSED

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 22:09:13 +0000 UTC]

IT IS AT THIS POINT WHERE THINGS I SAY DON'T HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THE TOPIC
IT'S LIKE I MAJORED IN GOING OFF ON TANGENTS

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 22:09:58 +0000 UTC]

THAT IS AN AWESOME PROFESSION

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 22:16:32 +0000 UTC]

YES
HOWEVER
MAYBE I SHOULD'VE MAJORED IN ENGLISH
[link]
YOU SEE
IT GETS YOU ALL THE JOBS

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 22:24:18 +0000 UTC]

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 22:33:08 +0000 UTC]

THERE ARE TWO DAVES THERE
THAT'S A LOT OF DAVES
I'M READY FOR THEM TO ACCIDENTALLY MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 22:52:39 +0000 UTC]

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-19 22:55:31 +0000 UTC]

ALL DAVES MUST KEEP A DISTANCE OF AT LEAST 6 FEET AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER
THIS WILL BE A PROBLEM IN THE DREAM BUBBLES
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-19 23:53:55 +0000 UTC]

nah, it's cool if they touch

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-20 00:02:51 +0000 UTC]

I just wanna see a huge crowd of Daves now.
All trying to teach Tavros how to rap.
All failing.

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-20 00:08:19 +0000 UTC]

that's so random :'D

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-20 00:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Well they were gonna teach Equius but he creeps every single one of them out
They're like "oh hey this guy is both not creepy and not a complete asshole"
"let's mold him in our image(s)"
Tavros then starts wearing shades all the time

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-20 00:47:30 +0000 UTC]

o_______________o
im so confused

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-20 00:52:33 +0000 UTC]

In short
I have a really dumb headcanon of what will happen in the dream bubbles
Mostly consisting of one-sided rap battles and Eridan being kicked out of everything

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-20 00:58:46 +0000 UTC]

pffft, you're funny XD

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-20 01:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Maybe not funny
Maybe just filled with laughably terrible ideas :0

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-20 01:57:36 +0000 UTC]

nah, i think you're funny

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-20 02:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Welp, I'm glad you do then! c:

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-20 02:06:45 +0000 UTC]

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-20 04:58:28 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO SHOW YOU THIS WHEN BEARS WAS STILL THE TOPIC
[link]

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-21 19:19:08 +0000 UTC]

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-22 02:43:26 +0000 UTC]

I HOPE TO SOMEDAY DIE THIS WAY
Talking to a bear I mean.

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-22 03:25:36 +0000 UTC]

that sounds like a beautiful way to go

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-22 03:55:09 +0000 UTC]

BEAR IT IS MY TIME
I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU
IT WAS ALMOST WORTH IT
IF ONLY
IF NOT
IF NOT FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-22 11:37:10 +0000 UTC]

PERFECT HOLLYWOOD

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-22 14:58:59 +0000 UTC]

I SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS
STARRING NIC CAGE AS ME
NIC CAGE AS THE BEAR
A REAL BEAR AS NIC CAGE

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-23 00:39:19 +0000 UTC]

I WILL PRODUCE THAT MOVIE IN A HEARTBEAT

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-23 00:48:44 +0000 UTC]

YES GOOD
THIS PLAN IS COMING TOGETHER SWIMMINGLY
MY FRIEND WHO HAS NEVER EVER BEATBOXED WILL BEATBOX THE SOUNDTRACK
ALL BACKDROPS WILL BE LOVINGLY COLORED IN CRAYON
TRUST ME I HAVE ENOUGH CRAYONS

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-23 00:54:41 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND MY FRIEND

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-23 01:34:20 +0000 UTC]

WHY THANK YOU~
THIS MOVIE MAY BE THE MOST IRONIC THING
BESIDES THE SBaHJ "MOIVE"

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-23 01:46:02 +0000 UTC]

I WANT TO SEE THAT MOIVE
IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE FUNNY

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-23 01:58:50 +0000 UTC]

PEOPLE WOULD SEE THE TRAILER
AND CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-23 05:14:59 +0000 UTC]

TEARS OF JOY I PRESUME

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-23 14:57:16 +0000 UTC]

YES
THAT MEMORY WILL STAY WITH THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE

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MadeOfPorq In reply to SoybeanCrayon [2012-02-23 23:38:02 +0000 UTC]

THAT WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL MEMORY

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SoybeanCrayon In reply to MadeOfPorq [2012-02-23 23:51:31 +0000 UTC]

"I REMEMBER WHEN I SAW THAT ONE COMMERCIAL THAT ONE TIME
GOD IT WAS AMAZING
SUCH WONDER SPECIAL EFFECTS
BEAUTIFUL CRAYON BACKDROPS
HAND PUPPET MONSTERS
NIC CAGE DRESSED AS A BEAR
GOD THAT WAS GREAT"

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