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spacemonkeydr — Dark Lord Happy Hour

Published: 2011-03-06 09:48:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 14354; Favourites: 497; Downloads: 0
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Description "So, three Dark Lords walk into a bar...Tell me if you've heard this one."

Vader- the angry drunk
Valdemort- the prankster
Sauron- the quiet one

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Wolfram-And-Hart [2011-04-17 03:30:19 +0000 UTC]

Cool! Could you do one with these three and 9 other villains to have an evil version of the Last Supper?

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babybanshee [2011-03-29 17:20:45 +0000 UTC]

PERFECT!

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Konfused-Fae In reply to ??? [2011-03-29 16:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Epic

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Raiderhater1013 In reply to ??? [2011-03-27 22:49:51 +0000 UTC]

That is awesome!

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mistergrinn In reply to ??? [2011-03-26 03:14:14 +0000 UTC]

That's hilarious! Awesome job!

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Kecu0 [2011-03-22 17:28:14 +0000 UTC]

Love it!

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starlightdraik [2011-03-15 00:08:10 +0000 UTC]

Just as well Sauron is quiet. Neither of the others can understand whatever foul toung he speaks.

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Akaius [2011-03-11 23:46:53 +0000 UTC]

This is brilliant! This needs to be a T-shirt!

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rainwashed [2011-03-11 09:14:32 +0000 UTC]

I would actually buy this as a t-shirt. Just sayin'.

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spacemonkeydr In reply to rainwashed [2011-03-11 09:37:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, it will be up somewhere soon...I'll post a link when it does, and everyone will be notified.

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halnarthax87 [2011-03-11 05:51:32 +0000 UTC]

Vader: So, Voldemort... you ever considered a mask helmet thing?
Sauron: Yeah, it'd be really flattering on you.
Voldemort: But it would completely cover my face...
Sauron: Right, exactly.

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spacemonkeydr In reply to halnarthax87 [2011-03-11 06:30:40 +0000 UTC]

haha! I think of things they would be talking about all the time, the jokes are literally endless.

Sauron: So you guys both got duped by a bunch of teenagers? You must be really be embarrassed...
Voldemort: At least it wasn't 2 midgets...

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halnarthax87 In reply to spacemonkeydr [2011-03-11 12:39:36 +0000 UTC]

Sauron: It was not two midgets! You see, Isildur, son of Elendil, cut off my finger.
Voldemort: Your finger?
Sauron: Yeah.
Voldemort: Your fatal weakness was... your finger?
Vader: That's not even a vital organ.
Sauron: I had my soul bound to a ring on that finger.
Voldemort: Well, I had my soul bound to a ring too... but taking it off wouldn't kill me...
Sauron: And then this creepy guy fell into a lava pit with the ring and my spirit finally died.
Voldemort: Huh. You see, I bound my spirit to several objects and cleverly hid them.
Vader: Yeah... all in the same country and never suspected anyone knew about them until they were destroyed by that four-eyes kid...
Voldemort: Excuse me Mr. vulnerable life support system right on his chest. Why don't I just get some SAND and pour it down that stupid helmet thing of yours?
Vader: Look shut up! I hate sand!

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spacemonkeydr In reply to halnarthax87 [2011-03-11 22:42:03 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha! it can go on forever...

Voldemort: Don't even get me started on that old daft Dumbledore. He made my life miserable, even when I thought he was so old his wand would just shoot dust.
Sauron: You wanna complain about old wizards, that bastard Gandalf just wouldn't quit! Even when I thought he finally croaked, the universe decides to throw him a bone and send him back, but MORE powerful.
Vader: Stupid Obi Wan, always telling me what to do. Blah blah don't go to the dark side, blah blah control your anger...I guess cutting me in half and leaving me burn alive in lava was so kind of him. I thought I was finally gonna put him in the ground, but no, he just disappears into thin air. Not even an ounce of closure there dammit!

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ArwingPilot114 [2011-03-10 18:09:05 +0000 UTC]

bahahahaha!!! That's awesome! Vader is totally an angry drunk! XD

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DarthWill3 [2011-03-10 14:08:17 +0000 UTC]

These dudes RULE the school!

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dimsumbum [2011-03-10 06:55:33 +0000 UTC]

YERS.

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xXFlyingChickXx [2011-03-06 22:37:01 +0000 UTC]

HA! Lol! I could just imagine this!

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gibone55 [2011-03-06 13:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Can we buy this shirt somewhere?

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