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Published: 2022-11-07 17:31:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 1015; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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While in Kirkwall's Hightown Marketplace, Anders the Mage talks with Varric Tethras of House Tethras.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Anders: What?
Varric: Just wondering if the feathered pauldrons are an essential part of the moody rebel mage persona.
Anders: What are you talking about?
Varric: I'm working on an epic poem about a hopelessly romantic apostate waging an epic struggle against forces he can't possibly defeat.
Anders: What do you mean, "can't possibly defeat?"
Varric: Well, it's not a good story unless the hero dies.
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Anders: I've always wondered, why is every Surface Dwarf a merchant or a smith?
Varric: You left out criminals and hired muscle.
Anders: They don't count.
Varric: We Dwarves are drawn to shiny objects. Sort of like Magpies, but with business sense.
Anders: You're kidding.
Varric: Of course I am. We come to the surface with the skills our ancestors had, Blondie.
Varric: You think there's a tradition of Dwarf woodcutters in Orzammar? Bee keepers? Sailors?
Anders: Well, there could be mushroom growers and nug wranglers.
Varric: Orzammar will never let those people go topside. Too vital. Also, embarrassing.
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Varric: So a Human, an Elf, and a Dwarf walk into a bar...
Anders: The Human says, "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!"
Varric: You could have just stopped me, Blondie.
Anders: Why waste a perfectly good set-up?
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Dragon Age II © BioWare and Electronic Arts
Screenshot taken from Dragon Age 2 on XBOX ONE thanks to the backwards compatibility.
