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Published: 2017-03-05 22:22:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 1395; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 2
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Tofee: ''I was not thinking about critical monsters,
They are unitelligent, and dont even know basic fighting.
But maybe, They'd have a glimmer of potentional,
If allied to my vision and BRAIN...
HAHAHAHAHA.....
(Metal music of be prepared playing on the back)
I know that your powers potentional,
Is far lower than your budget.
But thick as you are,
PAY ATTENTION!!!
My words are a matter of pride,
Its clear from your style of fighting,
Your strength and intelligence arent all upstairs.
You dont know what sucess is!
WITHOUT ME YOU ARE NOTHING!
So be prepared for the chance of a lifetime!
Be prepared for sensetional news!
A S H I N E N E W E R A,
Is T I P T O E I N G nearer!
Random monster:'A-And where do we fea-feature?''
Toffee:''Just listen to teacher!
I know it sounds odd when I sing all of this but,
Your style is just not even a style.
But with me my friends maybe you can be useful.
BE PREPARED!
Random monster 1: ''So no king? HOORAY!''
Random monster 2:''YEAH WHO NEEDS A KINGDOM ANYWAYS!''
All monsters:''NO KING! NO KINGDOM LALALA!''
Tofee:''IDIOTS! THERE WILL BE A KING!''
Random Monster 2:''But you said uhhh?''
Tofee:''I WILL BE KING! STICK WITH ME! AND YOU'LL TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM MEWNI!''
All monsters:''YEAH! WOOOHO! ALRIGHT! LONG LIVE THE NEW KING! LONG LIVE THE NEW KING!
(All monsters start to do a Ww2 German march in massive numbers as they yell ' this:
''Its nice to hear we all soon shall get what we want from Mewni! With a king that is all time loved!''
Tofee:''Of course. I'll give you what you want. But remember IM the number for your problems. The future is bright full of treasure. And without me well......ITS FULLY DARK!
(Tofee jumps down and throws a disobeying monster in lava killing it)
Tofee:''REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE N O T H IN G WITHOUT ME!''
So be prepared for the chance of your LIFETIME!
BE PREPARED FOR YOUR NEW MAJESTY!
OUR SHINE NEW ERA! RISES NOW GENTLEMAN!
GLORY TO MY AUTHORITY, GLORY TO MY NEW KINGDOM''
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beautiful job once again, internet sensation spechie
i was gonna add something with handcuffs but nahh
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is it the one and only
internet sensation spechie
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star vs force of evil i can't tell the spoilers
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