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Published: 2021-01-02 02:11:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 1168; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 1
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HEY ALL, SCOTT HERE!Scott Wozniak lives in a small apartment playing Nintendo games. Often, he will talk about different gaming topics, or just generally screw around, trying to conquer virginity and such.
MAIN ABILITIES
- Uh...Does analyzing Nintendo games count?
- Ok, how about Color Blindness?
-...He likes the Wii?
Channel/Series: Scott the Woz
Home Dimension: His apartment
Likes: Calling Pop-Tarts "Jump N Fiddles", Tucson, Arizona, Wired Headphones, Those Bluetooth speakers in cars that automatically start playing the music on your phone and it just starts playing music you downloaded when you were leik 13 yeah those are the best, A dog, A cat, Those artistic erasers that feel like silly putty and you can stretch and squeeze and stick it places, Boston Market, Stupid Nintendo games, IKEA, This one park near him, These jars he got at Target, they have this cool lid where you just have to press the top of it and it locks onto the jar, Rain, NOT Chibi-Robo Ziplash, Gravity Rush, Sectionals, A good lamp, Grey socks, Honey Bunches of Oats: Almonds Edition, Hitch on Blu-Ray, Five Below, The idea of owning an aquarium, Madden 08, GameCube
Dislikes: Chibi-Robo Ziplash, Players Choice labels, Most RPG's, Madden 09, Walls, Shapes
Friends: Rex Mohs, Jeb Jab, Terry Lesler, Wendy's Employee, Jerry Atrics
Enemies: Bret Favre, Chibi-Robo Ziplash, Steel Wool
TRIVIA
- Scott is diagnosed with being colorblind, among other things, such as not giving a crap about LootCrate
- Scott has a large criminal record, with crimes including Stealing every copy of Madden 18 from a Target, Beating Devil's Third, Owning We Dare, and reselling Wii Play Motion and Wii Play Motion Plus
- Every time Scott talks about Chibi-Robo Ziplash, he has the urge to throw the game into his toilet
- Scott owns about 5 WiiU's, one of which is a PAL version
- Scott has also broken a couple New 2DS XL's
- Scott has no idea if he has OCD or not, although a lack of consistency in video game box art heavily bothers him
- Scott's middle name is "Will Eventually Look at the First Mega Man"
Scott Wozniak belongs to the Wozniak Family