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The story starts in the house next to Edd’s. The back of a boy is shown the boy is wearing a white T-shirt, an unbuttoned green and white striped over shirt and beige cargo pants. His head is unseen.
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At Edd’s house Edd was looking at his ant farm.

“Hello Danny, Samuel and all the others.” Edd said as he greeted his ants.

DING DONG went Edd’s doorbell.

“I wonder who that could be” Edd said sarcastically for he knew only Eddy or Ed would come to his house. “Hello” Edd said after answering it.

“Good news Sock-head” Eddy said

“Eddy take your shoes of ” Edd said

“Aright ” Eddy said “Don’t have a bird.”

“I love chickens Eddy.” Ed said.

Edd and Eddy just stared at him.

“As I was saying new kid moved in that house over there.” Eddy said

“So?” Edd said

“he doesn’t know bout us Sock-head.”

“And?”

“He won‘t know we’ll scam him.”

Then a voice spoke.

“What if he knows you’ll scam him.” Said the voice.

“Huh? Eddy asked.

The Eds saw the boy from the start of the story leaning on his door.

“So you’re the dorks my cuz was talkin bout.” said the kid.

They looked and saw the kid had black hair that was graying. Mostly gray.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your hairs gray ” Eddy laughed.

The boy got furious and punched Eddy with more strength than Ed.

“My name’s Dave.” the boy said with a smile but didn’t show his teeth “Kevin’s my pain in the *** cousin.”

“Well see ya.” he said before entering his house

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In the trailer park the Eds were running from the Kankers.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ” said all three Eds

“Come back boyfriends” said Lee

“Kankers bad for Ed” said Ed

“Kankers ey” said Dave

It turns out Dave followed them.

“What’s it to ya.” said Lee

“What’s yer names?” Dave said

“Why?” asked Marie

“Cause I wanna to know ” Dave yelled

“Lee.” said Lee

“May.” said May

“Marie.” said Marie

“*under his breath* Marie impossible” Dave said

“*Normal* Hey do you guys like em?” asked Dave

“H*** no ” said Eddy

“OK.” said Dave
And Dave lifted his hand the Kankers floated up then he acted like he threw a ball and the Kanker’s went flying.

“As you have seen I’m a warlock.” Dave said

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Its been a week since the end of book one eddy let it slip Dave was a warlock and eddy lost some teeth but anyway to the story.

”How long have the Kankers been annoying you guys.” Dave asked

”Ever since we met them. ” Edd said

”In five days 2 hours and 3 minutes we will have known them for a year.” Ed said

“By George that is correct. ” Edd said

”My brain stopped.” Ed said

“Knew I was to good to be true.” Eddy said

“As I was saying I have five pet mice.” Dave said

“So?” Eddy said

“I say we pud em in there trailer and scare em.”

“But-” Edd began

“Lets do it.” Eddy said

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At the trailer park the Eds and Dave were looking in the Kankers trailer

“The coast is clear.” Dave said

They enter the trailer then the Kankers room they release the mice

“Don’t worry guys I‘ll come get you lader.”

“There coming.” Edd said

“Quick out the window.”

They left and waited.“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH RATS.” Said the Kankers

They ran out and the guys went in to get the mice.

“Good Moucyes. (Mouse-ee-s )” said Dave

“Lets go before they come back.” said Edd

But Dave just stood looking at a picture of Marie years ago.

“Oh my god.” said Dave

They ran to Eddy’s house and into his room

“Dave you look like you saw a ghost.” said Eddy

“Close.” said Dave

“You know I’m a warlock right.” said Dave

“Yes.” said eddy

“Well the master who taught me taught another student.”

“Who said.” the Eds

“*gulp* Marie Kanker. Our Marie Kanker.” Dave said

“How do you know” said Edd

I was looking at a photo of her one that I took years ago. Guys Marie is a witch

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It has been a week since the end of book two schools almost in and Edd was doing an experiment in his room

“Done.” said Edd

“Ow.” said Edd as got a he paper cut on his thumb.

He started sucking his thumb.

“What am I doing.“ Edd said.

He bandaged his thumb.

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The next day in a clearing in the woods we see the guys bored out of there minds

Why are we here Said eddy

Cuz the kids are Angry from that prank this morning said Dave

“it was a great prank”

“I can still smell the el mongo stink bomb” said Dave “Hey Edd what’s wrong with yer thumb”

“Oh I cut it on accident last morning” said Edd

“*under breath* hmmm” said Dave

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That night

Edd was in his room

“Boo ” said a voice

“Who’s there” said Edd “where are you”

“I am in yer head” said the voice “My name is Count Eddward”

“That’s my name”

“I know”

“What are you”

“I’m the scab fairy” Count Eddward said sarcastically

“hey that’s my line” said the red guy

“Okaaaaaaaay” said Count Eddward “I’m a vampire”

“A vampire” said Edd

“You and I are the same being”

“What”

“I wanna get out”

“No”

“That wasn’t a question”

Edd blanked out

This happened every night for three days

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It was a week till school we’re in Edd’s room Edd had secretly told the others about Count Eddward

“Hey Edd” said Count Eddward

“aaaaaaahhh” said Edd “what do you want”

“To tell you we’re goin to church tonight”

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Edd told the guys about Count Eddward’s plan and they agreed they needed help so they (but Edd) went to the trailer park

“This is a bad idea messin with the Kankers” said Eddy

“We need to do it for Edd” said Dave

“For sock- for Edd”

“For Edd” said Ed

“Good” said Dave

“Lets go” said Eddy

Dave tapped on a window

“What is it stalker ” said Marie

“Is that any way to treat an old friend”

“What?”

“We need help”

“With what”

“It’s about Edd”

“Tell me”

Then Ed in one of random smartness things told Marie everything

“Gravy said Ed”

“I knew it” said Dave “so will you help us”

“I-” began Marie

“Well well well look what the cat dragged in” said Lee

“Kankers” said Eddy

Then talking in a slightly deeper voice and rapidly Dave said “Hoobala boobala bing a la bangba shala mala nala boom *normal* Ed now ”

It was a diversion so Ed could shove a measuring cup on May and Lee’s heads (like in Momma's Little Ed)

Then May and Lee went flying and Marie was at the door
“I’ll help” said Marie

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That night Eddy Ed and Marie were at the church Dave would be there shortly
“Were is he” said Eddy
“uuuuuuuuuup” heeeeere said Count Eddward

He was pale very pale and dressed in a white shirt black pants black socks a black with red on the inside cape with a collar that went up and shining black shoes that were to big for Edd but just his size

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHH” said Marie Eddy and Ed

“Hiiiiiii-yaaaaaa” said a voice

Than something hit Count Eddward so he went flying

“What” said Count Eddward

“Me” said the voice

They saw it was Dave wearing what Count Eddward was wearing but with no shirt he was pale also and then he smiled showing fangs they all got it now Dave was a vampire

“Tag” said Dave as he jumped off Count Eddward’s face

“Arrrgh” said Count Eddward as he tried to hit Dave but to no avail

“Arrrgh is for pirates” said Dave as he knocked him in front of a drape

*Note it is daytime*

He then pulled the drapes saying “What’s behind door number one, the sun, get it”

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” shouted Count Eddward

Then he changed back to Edd a wisp of smoke disappeared

“That’s that” said Dave “Edd I need that shirt and cape”

So they went to Dave’s house (Edd with no shirt and Dave bundled up) and up to his room
“Edd we are gunna hafta see if anything’s wrong”

Dave hooked Edd up to a machine like an old calculator that prints out a paper and Dave reads it he sullenly gives it to Ed who gives it to Eddy who gives it to Marie who gives it to Edd the paper said:

The Subject has 3 days to live

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Its only an hour until Edd will die and he is lying in bed in his room with Ed, Eddy, Marie, and Dave

“Dave bring Nazz and Kevin” said Edd

“Why” said Dave

“Just do it”

Dave did what he was told

“What do you want” said Kevin angrily

“Dave come here” said Edd

Edd whispered something in Dave’s ear

“Ok-k-kay said Dave “Hey Nazz Edd wants to tell you something”

Nazz was leaning over Edd

“Yes” said Nazz

Edd said “What the hey”

That was the signal Dave pushed Nazz’s face to Edd’s

Edd kissed Nazz

“IM GUNNA KILL YOU DORK” Shouted Kevin

Nazz just stood there

Dave dragged Kevin and led Nazz out

Dave came back a few minutes later

“How much longer” said Edd

“Three minutes” said Dave

“I know what you are thinking and do it”

“Are you sure”
“yes”

“About what” demanded Eddy

But they didn’t listen

Dave lifted Edd’s head up and bit his neck

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” Ed screamed

Then Edd got pale and fangs grew from his teeth

Edd was a vampire

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“Hey Edd some things you need to know, after 30 seconds in sun you will burn up, you need to eat blood at least two times a week and vampires can turn to bats is not true” said Dave

“Ok what a bout the sun” said Edd

“Oh yes I remember”

He waved his hand and something the color of skin and the shape of a man appeared

“That will do till I perfect the vaccine” said Dave

“What vaccine” said Marie

“I’m creating a vaccine that will end the sun problem with vampires”

“Oh”

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We see nazz being annoyed by Kevin to go to the dance

“c’mon” said Kevin

“no” said Nazz very annoyed

“She said no” said Dave who just appeared with the eds

Back off buster said Kevin

“Edd” said Dave

“Are you sure” said Edd

“yep” replied Dave

Then Edd with some magic Dave taught him he pointed at Kevin with his fingers then yellow lightning appeared hit Kevin and he lifted up from the ground

“Hey” said Kevin

“Um Dave I really like you want to go to the dance with me” said Nazz

“What?” said Kevin and Eddy

“No I don’t” said Dave cheerfully

“WHAT ?” said Eddy and Kevin

“Oh ok” said nazz and she sulked away

Dave left with a smile

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After a while of shock the ed’s went and found Dave at the park

“Dave did you just deny to go with Nazz to the dance” said Eddy

“Deny? you sound like Edd” said Dave

“Yer right

“I know and for yer question I don’t like nazz more than a friend”

“are you kidding she’s the hottest babe in peach creek”

“well I don’t like her”

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It’s the dance everyone here but Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy. The latter two don’t come because of the age difference. Every one but Edd and Dave weares black monkey suits. Edd was wearing his fathers suit and Dave a red zoot suit. The dance went well then Nazz appeared.

“Move over old man” said Kevin after pushing Dave

“What” said Dave

“You heard me”

“So since I have gray hair and wearing and old style suit makes me old”

“Yeah”

“That’s it” shouted Dave

Then Dave started pummeling Kevin shouting at him and other stood speechless then when Dave was a bout to knock Kevin out Kevin moved and the hit to the wall made a loud crack

“DORK ” shouted Kevin

Then nazz punched him in the face so his nose bled

“Wow” said Dave

“Then Dave rolled up his sleeve on the broken arm then from in his shirt pulled out a sword with a black handle a red gem on the bottom gold studs a brown hilt and a shining silver blade

“AAAAAAAHHHHHH ” said the kids

Then Dave cut the broken arm off

“AAAAAAAHHHHHH ” said the kids

“Shut up im a vampire it’ll grow back” said Dave

The dance went fine then the eds and Dave were in the middle of the cul-de-sac

“Hey guys tomorrow I am gunna go some where for a bit I will be back in a few days” said Dave

“why” said Edd

“I have some business to take care of”

When Ed and eddy left he stopped edd

“yes” said edd

“I will tell you something almost no one else knows”

“what”

“my name”

“I thought it was dave"

"partialy"

"partialy?"

“It's Benjamin David Nathaniel Daniel Jacob Ricardo Roland Ronald Nushmutt”

Description
The story starts in the house next to Edd’s. The back of a boy is shown the boy is wearing a white T-shirt, an unbuttoned green and white striped over shirt and beige cargo pants. His head is unseen.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
At Edd’s house Edd was looking at his ant farm.

“Hello Danny, Samuel and all the others.” Edd said as he greeted his ants.

DING DONG went Edd’s doorbell.

“I wonder who that could be” Edd said sarcastically for he knew only Eddy or Ed would come to his house. “Hello” Edd said after answering it.

“Good news Sock-head” Eddy said

“Eddy take your shoes of ” Edd said

“Aright ” Eddy said “Don’t have a bird.”

“I love chickens Eddy.” Ed said.

Edd and Eddy just stared at him.

“As I was saying new kid moved in that house over there.” Eddy said

“So?” Edd said

“he doesn’t know bout us Sock-head.”

“And?”

“He won‘t know we’ll scam him.”

Then a voice spoke.

“What if he knows you’ll scam him.” Said the voice.

“Huh? Eddy asked.

The Eds saw the boy from the start of the story leaning on his door.

“So you’re the dorks my cuz was talkin bout.” said the kid.

They looked and saw the kid had black hair that was graying. Mostly gray.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your hairs gray ” Eddy laughed.

The boy got furious and punched Eddy with more strength than Ed.

“My name’s Dave.” the boy said with a smile but didn’t show his teeth “Kevin’s my pain in the *** cousin.”

“Well see ya.” he said before entering his house

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In the trailer park the Eds were running from the Kankers.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ” said all three Eds

“Come back boyfriends” said Lee

“Kankers bad for Ed” said Ed

“Kankers ey” said Dave

It turns out Dave followed them.

“What’s it to ya.” said Lee

“What’s yer names?” Dave said

“Why?” asked Marie

“Cause I wanna to know ” Dave yelled

“Lee.” said Lee

“May.” said May

“Marie.” said Marie

“*under his breath* Marie impossible” Dave said

“*Normal* Hey do you guys like em?” asked Dave

“H*** no ” said Eddy

“OK.” said Dave
And Dave lifted his hand the Kankers floated up then he acted like he threw a ball and the Kanker’s went flying.

“As you have seen I’m a warlock.” Dave said

__________________________________________________________________

Its been a week since the end of book one eddy let it slip Dave was a warlock and eddy lost some teeth but anyway to the story.

”How long have the Kankers been annoying you guys.” Dave asked

”Ever since we met them. ” Edd said

”In five days 2 hours and 3 minutes we will have known them for a year.” Ed said

“By George that is correct. ” Edd said

”My brain stopped.” Ed said

“Knew I was to good to be true.” Eddy said

“As I was saying I have five pet mice.” Dave said

“So?” Eddy said

“I say we pud em in there trailer and scare em.”

“But-” Edd began

“Lets do it.” Eddy said

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

At the trailer park the Eds and Dave were looking in the Kankers trailer

“The coast is clear.” Dave said

They enter the trailer then the Kankers room they release the mice

“Don’t worry guys I‘ll come get you lader.”

“There coming.” Edd said

“Quick out the window.”

They left and waited.“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH RATS.” Said the Kankers

They ran out and the guys went in to get the mice.

“Good Moucyes. (Mouse-ee-s )” said Dave

“Lets go before they come back.” said Edd

But Dave just stood looking at a picture of Marie years ago.

“Oh my god.” said Dave

They ran to Eddy’s house and into his room

“Dave you look like you saw a ghost.” said Eddy

“Close.” said Dave

“You know I’m a warlock right.” said Dave

“Yes.” said eddy

“Well the master who taught me taught another student.”

“Who said.” the Eds

“*gulp* Marie Kanker. Our Marie Kanker.” Dave said

“How do you know” said Edd

I was looking at a photo of her one that I took years ago. Guys Marie is a witch

__________________________________________________________________

It has been a week since the end of book two schools almost in and Edd was doing an experiment in his room

“Done.” said Edd

“Ow.” said Edd as got a he paper cut on his thumb.

He started sucking his thumb.

“What am I doing.“ Edd said.

He bandaged his thumb.

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The next day in a clearing in the woods we see the guys bored out of there minds

Why are we here Said eddy

Cuz the kids are Angry from that prank this morning said Dave

“it was a great prank”

“I can still smell the el mongo stink bomb” said Dave “Hey Edd what’s wrong with yer thumb”

“Oh I cut it on accident last morning” said Edd

“*under breath* hmmm” said Dave

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That night

Edd was in his room

“Boo ” said a voice

“Who’s there” said Edd “where are you”

“I am in yer head” said the voice “My name is Count Eddward”

“That’s my name”

“I know”

“What are you”

“I’m the scab fairy” Count Eddward said sarcastically

“hey that’s my line” said the red guy

“Okaaaaaaaay” said Count Eddward “I’m a vampire”

“A vampire” said Edd

“You and I are the same being”

“What”

“I wanna get out”

“No”

“That wasn’t a question”

Edd blanked out

This happened every night for three days

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

It was a week till school we’re in Edd’s room Edd had secretly told the others about Count Eddward

“Hey Edd” said Count Eddward

“aaaaaaahhh” said Edd “what do you want”

“To tell you we’re goin to church tonight”

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Edd told the guys about Count Eddward’s plan and they agreed they needed help so they (but Edd) went to the trailer park

“This is a bad idea messin with the Kankers” said Eddy

“We need to do it for Edd” said Dave

“For sock- for Edd”

“For Edd” said Ed

“Good” said Dave

“Lets go” said Eddy

Dave tapped on a window

“What is it stalker ” said Marie

“Is that any way to treat an old friend”

“What?”

“We need help”

“With what”

“It’s about Edd”

“Tell me”

Then Ed in one of random smartness things told Marie everything

“Gravy said Ed”

“I knew it” said Dave “so will you help us”

“I-” began Marie

“Well well well look what the cat dragged in” said Lee

“Kankers” said Eddy

Then talking in a slightly deeper voice and rapidly Dave said “Hoobala boobala bing a la bangba shala mala nala boom *normal* Ed now ”

It was a diversion so Ed could shove a measuring cup on May and Lee’s heads (like in Momma's Little Ed)

Then May and Lee went flying and Marie was at the door
“I’ll help” said Marie

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That night Eddy Ed and Marie were at the church Dave would be there shortly
“Were is he” said Eddy
“uuuuuuuuuup” heeeeere said Count Eddward

He was pale very pale and dressed in a white shirt black pants black socks a black with red on the inside cape with a collar that went up and shining black shoes that were to big for Edd but just his size

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHH” said Marie Eddy and Ed

“Hiiiiiii-yaaaaaa” said a voice

Than something hit Count Eddward so he went flying

“What” said Count Eddward

“Me” said the voice

They saw it was Dave wearing what Count Eddward was wearing but with no shirt he was pale also and then he smiled showing fangs they all got it now Dave was a vampire

“Tag” said Dave as he jumped off Count Eddward’s face

“Arrrgh” said Count Eddward as he tried to hit Dave but to no avail

“Arrrgh is for pirates” said Dave as he knocked him in front of a drape

*Note it is daytime*

He then pulled the drapes saying “What’s behind door number one, the sun, get it”

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” shouted Count Eddward

Then he changed back to Edd a wisp of smoke disappeared

“That’s that” said Dave “Edd I need that shirt and cape”

So they went to Dave’s house (Edd with no shirt and Dave bundled up) and up to his room
“Edd we are gunna hafta see if anything’s wrong”

Dave hooked Edd up to a machine like an old calculator that prints out a paper and Dave reads it he sullenly gives it to Ed who gives it to Eddy who gives it to Marie who gives it to Edd the paper said:

The Subject has 3 days to live

__________________________________________________________________

Its only an hour until Edd will die and he is lying in bed in his room with Ed, Eddy, Marie, and Dave

“Dave bring Nazz and Kevin” said Edd

“Why” said Dave

“Just do it”

Dave did what he was told

“What do you want” said Kevin angrily

“Dave come here” said Edd

Edd whispered something in Dave’s ear

“Ok-k-kay said Dave “Hey Nazz Edd wants to tell you something”

Nazz was leaning over Edd

“Yes” said Nazz

Edd said “What the hey”

That was the signal Dave pushed Nazz’s face to Edd’s

Edd kissed Nazz

“IM GUNNA KILL YOU DORK” Shouted Kevin

Nazz just stood there

Dave dragged Kevin and led Nazz out

Dave came back a few minutes later

“How much longer” said Edd

“Three minutes” said Dave

“I know what you are thinking and do it”

“Are you sure”
“yes”

“About what” demanded Eddy

But they didn’t listen

Dave lifted Edd’s head up and bit his neck

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” Ed screamed

Then Edd got pale and fangs grew from his teeth

Edd was a vampire

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“Hey Edd some things you need to know, after 30 seconds in sun you will burn up, you need to eat blood at least two times a week and vampires can turn to bats is not true” said Dave

“Ok what a bout the sun” said Edd

“Oh yes I remember”

He waved his hand and something the color of skin and the shape of a man appeared

“That will do till I perfect the vaccine” said Dave

“What vaccine” said Marie

“I’m creating a vaccine that will end the sun problem with vampires”

“Oh”

__________________________________________________________________

We see nazz being annoyed by Kevin to go to the dance

“c’mon” said Kevin

“no” said Nazz very annoyed

“She said no” said Dave who just appeared with the eds

Back off buster said Kevin

“Edd” said Dave

“Are you sure” said Edd

“yep” replied Dave

Then Edd with some magic Dave taught him he pointed at Kevin with his fingers then yellow lightning appeared hit Kevin and he lifted up from the ground

“Hey” said Kevin

“Um Dave I really like you want to go to the dance with me” said Nazz

“What?” said Kevin and Eddy

“No I don’t” said Dave cheerfully

“WHAT ?” said Eddy and Kevin

“Oh ok” said nazz and she sulked away

Dave left with a smile

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After a while of shock the ed’s went and found Dave at the park

“Dave did you just deny to go with Nazz to the dance” said Eddy

“Deny? you sound like Edd” said Dave

“Yer right

“I know and for yer question I don’t like nazz more than a friend”

“are you kidding she’s the hottest babe in peach creek”

“well I don’t like her”

------------------------------------------------------------------------

It’s the dance everyone here but Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy. The latter two don’t come because of the age difference. Every one but Edd and Dave weares black monkey suits. Edd was wearing his fathers suit and Dave a red zoot suit. The dance went well then Nazz appeared.

“Move over old man” said Kevin after pushing Dave

“What” said Dave

“You heard me”

“So since I have gray hair and wearing and old style suit makes me old”

“Yeah”

“That’s it” shouted Dave

Then Dave started pummeling Kevin shouting at him and other stood speechless then when Dave was a bout to knock Kevin out Kevin moved and the hit to the wall made a loud crack

“DORK ” shouted Kevin

Then nazz punched him in the face so his nose bled

“Wow” said Dave

“Then Dave rolled up his sleeve on the broken arm then from in his shirt pulled out a sword with a black handle a red gem on the bottom gold studs a brown hilt and a shining silver blade

“AAAAAAAHHHHHH ” said the kids

Then Dave cut the broken arm off

“AAAAAAAHHHHHH ” said the kids

“Shut up im a vampire it’ll grow back” said Dave

The dance went fine then the eds and Dave were in the middle of the cul-de-sac

“Hey guys tomorrow I am gunna go some where for a bit I will be back in a few days” said Dave

“why” said Edd

“I have some business to take care of”

When Ed and eddy left he stopped edd

“yes” said edd

“I will tell you something almost no one else knows”

“what”

“my name”

“I thought it was dave"

"partialy"

"partialy?"

“It's Benjamin David Nathaniel Daniel Jacob Ricardo Roland Ronald Nushmutt”