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Published: 2016-03-06 13:41:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 70616; Favourites: 1131; Downloads: 0
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you have to admit some of the hyper-sexualized Sans fanart out there is pretty hilarious considering his canon depiction is that of a fat little ketchup-swilling turdDEFINE IRONY: BY CREATING THIS PARODY OF SINNING I HAD TO SIN IN THE PROCESS
every day I drift further from god's light
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Technically yes, though it's implied he does it regularly by the fact that his sentry station is full of nothing but condiments
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That's because he SELLS FUCKING HOTDOGS not because he's a ketchup addict omfg
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There is no need to be upset.Β
I know he sells hotdogs in Hotland. If he actually did sell hot dogs from his sentry station outside the ruins, which is the station where the condiments are, would it not stand to reason there'd be hot dogs and/or buns there as well?Β
You may be right though. This is just a silly comic/commentary anyhow, I don't know why you're angry, friend.
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Because making comics whining about "LAWL THE FANS MAKE HIM SEXKSY BUT IN GAME HES A KETCHUP DRINKING HOBGOBLIN" when he clearly isn't that either sounds like the exact opposite of cutting edge humor to me
Unless in the interest of balance theres a comic where sans goes "YOU DRINK KETCHUP ONE FUCKING TIME..."
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You're the only one whining here, friend.Β The comic (and my description of canon Sans) is all in good fun and I absolutely adore Sans in any way, shape, or form. In no way do I condemn or "whine about" those who are attracted to him, which I made quite clear in the description. I can't help it if you took it personally.Β Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Obviously, humor is subjective. Personally, when I find something unfunny, I move on and invest my time and energy in supporting something that does make me laugh instead.
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I'm a bit leery about comics that poke fun at alleged stereotypes or tendencies of fandoms I guess, because they can range from really unnecessary hatred of the fandom to...
not understanding that a hotdog stand doesn't simply stop being a hotdog stand because the hotdog seller happens to be out of hotdogs...
I mean, you did notice that the stand in Hotland is literally the same stand as in Snowdin right? the snow's still on it.
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I totally understand that. I was trying to be careful not to present the comic as a legitimate jab at actual people, and I certainly don't hate the fandom (I mean hell, I'm deep in it myself). I do apologize if it came across that way; the last thing I want is to upset people, I just want us all to have a good laugh, and sometimes laughing at ourselves is pretty cathartic. But again, not everyone is going to find the same things funny.
And yeah, I actually completely forgot about the fact that Sans teleports his stand around with him-- so I stand corrected! You're 100% right.Β
I'm not going to change my description, partly because it's still technically true and partly because it's meant to be funny and not taken seriously, but I'll definitely give you that one. ;]
One final thing, just a thought, if you truly want people to have a better view of the fandom, it wouldn't hurt to be less judgmental and angry over tiny things (like some random person on the internet's description of a fictional character). Being able to have a discussion is very good and valuable, but starting it with anger and accusations isn't the best way to go.
I did enjoy discussing this though, and I hope you have a great day!
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yeah i went overboard on this. I just found the humor sort of hypocritical and I think that rubbed me the wrong way for a bit.
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it's because they're equally beautiful
yes
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I cannot STAHP laughing. lol im ded now.
(Nice work by the way I love Papy's reaction the most.)
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..did I read that 'mettaton fap art' right?
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Ahaha, thank you~
nope
I definitely did not write "fap" there
you must have a very dirty mind
*cough*
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I-it's not fap?!
y der no seen pap folders tho. Pap would definitely freak when he sees em. Β
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ok I lied
it totally says fap >______>
you're right, Paps would love to see fanart of himself
he'd probably be really confused by the lightsaber dicks tho
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..Aaaand have you perhaps seen what's inside them?
Okay, the moment I read the lightsaber dicks I totally just imagined a glowing ecto-dick fight happening. "The Great Papyrus challenges you to a battle!! NYEHEHE"
MY SINS. behold the newest addition above.. for the safety of everyone's sanity I hope no one ever reads my mind.. or my memories.. or my internet history. Β
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I have not. I don't think my mortal virgin eyes
could take it?
HOOOOOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
thank god for the auto-erase browser history feature
it's truly a gift
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Yah me too, I lack the fab sadly.
My human mind could probably process something like the glitter and shiny things but, good bones, I won't take too well
Are there really Mettaton fap folders? I'm curious but at the same time I don't wanna sink too deep in 'Undertail' to discover that, cuz uhh, robotic dicks might be included? I'm extremely questioning people right now im srry
ME TOO xDD Leave it to Pap to challenge platonic dick fights as a way to strengthen the.. 'determination' within people. I would totally draw that tbh. But my dear sweet hands can't imagine the epicness and magnificence like my mind could (which is full of siiins)
..Now I'm questioning myself for thinking if those lightsaber thingies could extend. such mind, more wut.
..I.. don't have one of those.Β I just plan to make my last wish for someone to erase them and never open my documents that are aptly labeled 'sins'
They can question me, but they can't question my fandom hnggggh
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"good bones" ahahaha
unfortunately, I've discovered they're real and they're everything you'd imagine in your darkest dreams
robo dicks are just the "tip" if you follow me huehuehue
"platonic dick fights"
I'm pretty sure Paps is the only one who could ever make something like that happen dear lord
I wouldn't attempt getting that out on paper either tbh
if they extend, that means they'd also retract... sounds painful? but like, magic amirite
ahahaha fair enough, I think we all have our own sin bins, so let he who is without sin cast the first stone y'know
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I didn't know how 'good bones' make sense but I wrote it anyway because it makes sense at the same time. xD
oh my god does it vibrate?! I wish I know where to start... >.>" I'm totally sinking in undertail hell.halp.
...Yeah, and I can imagine how Sans would react when he finds out Pap has been challenging everyone to platonic dick fights. I might need help on imagining Undyne's reaction to getting challenged by Pap tho.
..I never thought that far xDD ...but if they can summon one can they summon another one?
These possibilities are killing what's left of my innocence whatdoidooo
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idk I'm sure it does vibrate? like what good is robot dick if it doesn't have pulse settings, you know?
I don't really know how to help you but I end up stumbling on lots of Undertail whilst innocently browsing tumblr, so that's probably a good place to look, ahaha
Oh god, Undyne would totally take him up on it. Strap-ons are a thing right? >implying she doesn't already own one
I... I don't know anymore either.
You could cherish what tattered shreds of innocence you have left, but I mean that doesn't sound like much fun, does it?Β ( Ν‘Β° Ν Κ Ν‘Β°)
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'Innocently' browsing ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
I think she'd be the type to own them >w> huehue. Just imagine Sans' face when he catches them in 'battle' and Papy is clueless as fuck xDD
*innocence is now totally ripped off* I think by now I have witnessed a lot of things.. one of the worse ones for me is probably the mettatale nsfw. Like..wtf.
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why yes of course innocently browsing
is there any other way to browse? golly
oh good god, I can just picture the megalovania intensifying
saaaaaame tho... I'm not familiar with Mettatale... you must inform me so I don't have to pollute my virgin eyes by searching it >_>
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still alive, I have a six pack from laughing now tho
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Ahaha, 'tis the best way to acquire one~
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SANS.
huh?
....... WHY SANS.
WHY.
because I love wieners.
SANS. NO. PLEASE DONT SAY THAT.
seriously whats up?
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"because I love wieners" WELL THIS EXPLAINS A LOT
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I laughed for at least 20 minutes straight X'D this is just perfect
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*Farts noises*
I laughed the hardest at that. I'm so immature!!! XD
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it's okay
that was my favorite part too <3
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Wow
Fanon VS Canon be liek
I see wat u did there
Mfmfmfuuufufuuufmmf
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This is perfection! X_DΒ
Too true, just too true.Β
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Laughing so hard I'm dying!!!!!!
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Ahaha, hopefully not literally ;D
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Well I'm still alive
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This is good news, friend
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Haha! That's true!Β Β
It's an amazing comic by the way!
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