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Published: 2011-01-12 02:03:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 2844; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 71
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He looks so sad....kind of...or angry...oh well..teenage angst strikes!me:
I LUV U STEVE!! Steve: GET THE HELL OFF ME!
me: But I wanna be a vampaneze!
Steve: .....really?
me: PSH! NAH! ur just hot! *gets shot and dies*
Pic belongs to the vampire's assisstant movie
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Hans: Alright. If you win, you get a gold bar. Ready? Go! *starts running*
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*gives up* FUCK THIS!
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Hans: *laughs* Well, at least you tried. Thanks for giving it a go, Summer.
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No prob. I always give my best but I'm just fail *sits down*
Steve: *pats my shoulder* Its ok
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Audience: *applauds you and Hans*
Tall: Our next act is Madame Truska, the bearded lady.
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Truska: *barks a few times and grows beard*
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M/S: *eyes widen*
Truska: *tickles chin and beard grows back in*
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Darren: *laughs*
Tall: Next is a rather dangerous act. Please welcome Larten Crepsley and his performing spider Madam Octa.
Larten: *comes to stage*
*grins and watches intently*
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Larten: I ask that you all remain quiet for this attack, and do not applaud unless told it is safe. *opens cage and plays flute*
Madam Octa: *crawls out and onto his shoulder*
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*claps hand over mouth*
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Larten: *plays flute again and Octa jumps onto his head and dances there, then starts spinning webs on him*
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*grins*
Larten: Perhaps I could get a volunteer from the audience?
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*pokes Steve's side*
Steve: *hand shoots up in air* HEY!
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Darren: *nudges me with elbow* Go for it.
*nervously raises hand*
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Omg! *hides behind Darren* noooo
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Larten: *looking at us* I only have two volunteers? A shame.
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Larten: Why not all three of you come up? I am sure I can put you each to good use.
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Yay! *drags Steve* come on!
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*goes up as well*
Steve: I change my mind!!
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*grabs Steve's face* NO! GET UP THERE!
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Larten: *smirks* Well, what are your names?
Sam.
Steve: Steve.
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Larten: Welcome Summer, Steve, and Sam. Steve, could you stand next to Summer for me?
Steve: *stands close to you*
Larten: *smiles* What a sweet couple. Oh, but Summer, you forgot your wedding dress. *smirks and plays flute, and Octa spins a dress around you out of webbing*
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*glares at Crepsley while blushing* Why do it?
Steve:
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Larten: *shrugs* Now Steve, could you extend your arms out to your sides?
Steve: *obeys*
Larten: *plays flute again and Octa jumps onto him and spins webs arounds his arms*
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What are you doing!?
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Larten: As you can see, his hands are now tied together. But when I snap my fingers, the webbing will fall. *snaps fingers, and in vampire speed cuts the webbing with nails*
Steve: *moves hands back*
Larten: *finally turns to me* Nervous, Sam?
*nods*
Larten: *takes my hand and kisses it gently* Do not worry. I will not ask too much from you.
*blushes*
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Larten: You seem like a sweet and beautiful girl. You remind me of an angel. However, I think you are missing your wings. *plays flute*
Octa: *spins webbing around my stomach and sprouting out my back into two, beautiful wings*
Tall: *comes in with some special dust and sprinkles it over the wings* I hope you are not afraid of heights.
I'm not.
Larten: Good. Now give them a try. Just think about flying, and they will respond.
*thinks about flying and wings sprout to life and flap a little, floating me over the stage*
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Audience: *gasps*
Larten: *puts away Madam Octa* You may come down now.
*floats back down, and webbing unravels into a pile on the floor as well as your dress*
Audience: *cheer and applaud*
Larten: *bows slightly* You three may take your seats.
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*looks down at webs* That was AWESOME! *goes back to seat*
Steve: Cool!
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*goes and sits down* Whoa...
Larten: *smiles and walks offstage*
Tall: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of our show.
Everyone: *starts going out until someone screams*
Evra: *jumps down from balcony with pet snake*
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Evra: *smiles and winks at you, then continues with act on stage, sticking head in snake's mouth*
*pats Steve's back* Sorry, dude.
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Steve:
Evra: *finishes act*
Tall: And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, really is the end.
Audience: *applausing like crazy*
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Steve: 
Aww, happy endings.
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Steve: *gasping* Suffocating....me....
Aww, lovely suffocatiion.
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Suffocation...OF LOVE!!! *releases Steve*
Steve: AIRRR!!!!!
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