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Published: 2014-04-23 08:58:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 2975; Favourites: 82; Downloads: 3
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Starring Eren, Jean and dead Marco.uhuhuhuuuhuuhuhu
Marco Polo? More like Marco Yolo sorrynotsorry
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Maybe half the deck should be dedicated to it
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Perhaps it should include your "two and a HALF men" joke
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Maybe the picture would take up half the card.
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I ordered the game on amazon prime, so I won't have to wait two and a half Β weeks to do write that on a card...
btw, random question, is it safe to eat a raw, uncooked, but washed, potato?
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I wish I lived closer to the source of the products so it would take half as long as it would usually take to ship to my country.
It actually is haha
The raw potato contains toxicity, so its best to cook it first to get rid of most of it.
according to google
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They were only halfΒ the size of an average potato, so I hope it's okay, I have also read that the higher in elevation at which the potato is grown, the less the levels of toxicity, this was one of the reasons why people can even consume potatoesΒ Β i don't know what this has devolved into...
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Maybe only half of the potatoes contain toxins. It should be safe in that case, but it would probably be safter to cook it maybe.
Haha I have no idea either Β
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The wifi where I am isn't even HALF as fast as my homes Β
(I'm trying not to let this become a potato pun war, because I will most certainly lose that battle Β )
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Sometimes you'll just half to deal with minor problemsΒ Β
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I must not conceit defeat until I absolutely HALF to. Btw, cards against humanity arrived about HALF a day ago, it is most enjoyable. Β
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I wonder if the card version is half as enjoyable as the online versionΒ Β
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I've seen people play the online version for at least HALF an hour, I hope the card game lasts HALF that long... Β
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Hopefully the card game has half the delay between turns than the computer versionΒ
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I wonder if I can find HALF the required people who are willing to play...
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Maybe half of them won't know how to playΒ Β
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Maybe I'll only teach them HALF the rules...
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But maybe it'll only be half as fun if they don't know how to play
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True, but it won't be HALF as funny if they know what to expect.
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Maybe you should only show them half of the cards
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Yes, and save the more awkward and obscene HALF for the game..
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Maybe the second half of the game should be the purely awkward ones
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I don't have HALF a clue what the "make a haiku" card would result in...
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I don't think half of the cards would be able to do such a task with normality.Β
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I HALF want to read all of it out loud in a randy Newman voice...
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I feel like a Morgan Freeman voice would be more than half as good
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about HALF the time, when I think of Morgan Freeman, I think of the video "hunted by Morgan Freeman" by seananners.
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For me, half the time I think about Morgan Freegod
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I'm halving to spend HALF on Morgan, HALF on 70s Spider-Man....
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Or instead of just half, why not just both at the same time?
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the amount of *insert any word* would be too damn high, I'd like to keep at least HALF my head, thank you
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And you'd probably want to be able to keep at least half your wits during the game, or else you may not win!
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These jokes are stressing me HALF to death... My wits may be HALF gone already...
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These jokes maybe more than halfway there to depleting my pun pool
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I just hope that I'm not HALFway out of jokes.... These are getting progressively worse...
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My joke bank has become halfway depleted, I'm afraid that my jokes wont be half as good as before
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I doubt even David Blaine could go HALF this far...
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I wonder if this chain will go for as half as long as I think it will go
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I don't know, but I've already lost HALF a nights worth of sleep on these past few puns...
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Hopefully this war will be at its halfway mark
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I do hope so as well, I don't know how much longer I can stand having the IPad version of chrome's keyboard crashing over HALF the time...
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Because of using the Chrome app on the iPad, I've taken half as long to reply to these messages because of the crashes. I really hope that they fix this in half the time they should.
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I agree with you two and a HALF times over...
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Was that comment half a reference to Two and a half men?
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I'm not sure, but it HALF looks to me as though this is coming full circle... Or I guess you could say, HALF circle.... Huehuehue
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I don't even think we're even halfway done at the rate that we're going, however, I suspect that the speed that we can think of these puns has been cut down by half
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ohohoho, looks like you at least put HALF of some thought in to that pun...
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However, it may have lost half its effect as this battle is now half worn
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It would appear that this war will wage HALFway into oblivion...
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Maybe this war would create half a black hole from the sheer amount of puns
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Perhaps HALF of deviantart will get pulled in
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