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"A'richt, thas enough furth a' ye twae!" Two children stood before Father Anderson as they tried to describe the situation. "Just whit's the matter?" Father Anderson asked in a heavy accent.

"Mark hit me first, the jerk!" One boy yelled.

"No way! Nepis took my book..." The other complained right back.

"What are you talking about?!" It was then that Anderson's patience practically ran away with the spoon.

"Ah've heard enough!!" Both of the boys flinched and lowered their heads in shame.

"Fighting wi' yer freen...thas terrible!! Ye'll ne'er get til Heaven thon way!!" Both boys gasped.

"Oh noooo!"

"I'm sorry, Father! I'm sorryyyy!" Anderson chuckled at the two and smiled down at them.

"Listen tae me. The only yins ye should e'er get rowdy wi' are Demons and Heathens, a' right?" They both nodded their heads frantically.

"Of course, Father!" Suddenly, a man from the Iscariot walked over with a grim look upon his face. Anderson noticed the man and the expression on his face and motioned for the boys to leave.

"Right then, ye twae ging back til yer rooms."

"Yes, Father!" Once they left, Anderson popped his neck and let out a sigh.

"Whit can ah dae for ye?" He asked the man. "Whit in the world's gaun on?"

"You probably know there have been a lot of strange incidents lately. Especially in England."

"Aye, they seem tae be hiding it weel."

"It's vampires." Anderson's eyes widened.

"Y'dinna say."

"Vampires are constantly appearing in England. Their numbers are obviously abnormal." The man mentioned. Anderson scoffed, slowly beginning to lose interest in the subject.

"Ah fail tae see the problem. It must be making for ae lot o' deid English protestants."

"Not the case...have you heard of Hellsing? They're handling this more skillfully than I thought they would. Casualties have actually been kept to a minimum."

"Hahah...thon bunch o' novices is like ae preschool compared tae us. Catholicism, the Vatican, and then us!! We've been continuing the fight against them since lang afore these upstarts were around!!!" After that outburst, Anderson took a moment to compose himself. He looked back towards the man with a calm expression. "Sae whit o' me? If it's ae problem in England, why dinna we just let Hellsing tak care o' it?" The man was silent.

"....If it were....just England." Anderson flinched.

"Weel noo...whit way's this?"

"This latest incident is in Ireland. Northern Ireland, in the vicinity of Badrick."

"Oho."

"Hellsing has started to move. There's no way we can just sit and watch them."

"They keep saying it's not their territory, then they gear up and send their fowk in. As ayeways, wha' ae shameless, impudent bunch. Thon land disnae belong tae the protestants. It's Catholic...oors!!" The man turned to leave, pretty much knowing what Father Anderson was going to do.

"The vampires are our prey. We cannot allow them to forestall us in this, Anderson."

"Whit if ah run into Hellsing?" The man turned back to look at him.

"We are the earthly agents of the most high God. We do not back down from challenges by heretics." Father Anderson smirked, violent thoughts entering his mind as he silently whispered a prayer and finished it with a very deadly,

"Amen."


(In your room at the Hellsing Organization)


"ALUCARD, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!" The sound of something expensive breaking alerted Hellsing's only butler and he quickly went to investigate the situation.

"Uhm, ________? Are you alright in there?" Walter asked timidly from his side of the door. At the sound of his voice, you nearly ripped the door off it's hinges just for his help. Walter stepped back once you opened the door and nearly let out a shriek. Your hair was dripping wet and you were grasping onto the collar of your bathrobe for dear life. Now these weren't the reasons why he wanted to scream in terror at your form, oh no. What really made him want to run away was the glare on your face. It was so fierce looking that it could actually kill fifty men with just a single glance.

"Walter, could you please tell this," you pointed towards Alucard, who was sitting casually on your bed, "to leave me alone? I'm nearly at my breaking point here."

"Uh, you're 'breaking point,' ________?" You flushed in embarrassment. Right, you weren't supposed to tell anyone else about that.

"Y-yeah. It's um...well...it's kinda like...when I...h-how do I put this in a simpler way?" Alucard smirked from his spot on your bed and decided to speak then.

"It's when she reaches the point of no return or she simply goes, ahem, bat shit crazy." You gaped at the man in utter shock. How in the world did he know about that?!

"W-wha...who...how...?!" Alucard chuckled.

"I overheard your conversation with the police girl the other day. I must admit it was very interesting to hear. It honestly took every ounce of willpower in me to keep myself from laughing aloud." And then the fuse was lit.

"Walter..." The butler turned to look at you.

"Yes, ________?"

"Could you please leave Alucard and I alone to...'talk' over some things?"

"Sure, but may I ask why you REALLY want to be alone with him."

"It's as I told you before, I just want to 'talk' to him." Walter looked skeptical.

"I don't think talking involves weapons or fists, ________." You merely chuckled at his words and slowly began to close the door.

"Well, it's as they say, Walter. Actions speak louder than words." And with that, Walter turned to leave the area quickly as you closed the door behind him. Alucard sent you an inquisitive glance and slowly planted a smirk onto his face. Now just what was his darling little queen up to this time?

"Alucard."

"Yes, my flower?"

"I'm about to beat you up now and I don't know when I'll stop." Alucard chuckled. You beat HIM up? You could not be serious.

"Really?"

"Yep."

"Really??"

"Uh huh."

"Positive?"

"Yes."

"Are you absolutely su-"

"Yes, you dirty son of a *****!" Alucard laughed. Now this was something he truly admired about you. Your defiance, your spirit, that angry flare that burned within your eyes. It was all such a turn on. Heheheh yes, he really did feel like the luckiest man on earth knowing that you were all his.

As you moved into a charging position, Alucard changed his position as well. He spread his legs a little bit wider and held out his arms as if beckoning you into a long awaited hug. You glared, hatefully in his direction as he returned it with a leer. Shit was about to go down.

"Well, what are you waiting for, my love?" You growled at the nickname. "C'mere." And that was all it took to lose it.

"RRAAAAAHHHH!!!" CRASH, SLAM, WHAM! Let's all hope Integra couldn't hear the both of you.


(Thirty minutes later)


"What on earth did you two think you were doing?!" You cringed away from Integra as she yelled at you and Alucard. She had amazingly heard you both from her office and instantly came to see what was going on. What she found was not really a surprise to her at all. The sight of Alucard straddling you, practically pinning you down to the bed and looking just about ready to eat you whole as you cursed and snarled beneath him was a sight just about everyone in Hellsing was expecting. After finding nothing out of the ordinary, she began to leave you two be when a broken vase, which you had broken against Alucard's head earlier, caught her attention. She turned back towards you both, who had just then acknowledged her presence, and screamed at you two to see her in her office. So now here you both were, standing in front of your boss as if you were both devious little children about to be scolded by the principal.

"So, are either one of you going to explain what was going on in there?"

"W-well you see," you started with a stutter, "I was trying to get dressed this morning, but then a certain red Devil decided to-" Alucard covered your mouth before you could even finish your sentence.

"What my queen really meant to say was that she was in a 'mood' and decided to call me to take care of it." You scowled from under Alucard's gloved hand and shook your head frantically. 'Sir Integra, don't believe his ridiculous lies!' You yelled mentally to your boss. You only hoped that she would see past Alucard's words and wholeheartedly take your side.

"Oh really? Then what was all that I saw in Ms. ________'s room a moment ago?"

"Foreplay." Cue a few muffled curses from the angry woman in her bathrobe. Integra leaned back in her seat and removed her glasses to pinch the bridge of her nose. These two were going to be the death of her, she just knew it.

"Alucard."

"Yes, my master?"

"Return to your chambers until you are 'actually' called for. Ms. ________." You ripped Alucard's hand off of your mouth.

"Yes, sir Integra?"

"Return to your room and get dressed. You are going to be with the police girl to train on your aim until you are called for." You bowed your head.

"Yes sir." Just as you left, the vampire king went to follow after you, but was stopped by his master.

"Alucard."

"Yes?"

"You never quite explained to me why you follow Ms. ________ around. Are you trying to keep me from knowing?" He smirked at her accusation and shook his head.

"No, it just wasn't the right time."

"I told you to come to me when your mission was over, but instead you chose to drink your blood spiked wine and watch over ________ all night as if you were some guardian angel."

"..." Alucard's silence was a surprise to Integra. Usually he'd say something witty, but now he was just quiet. Integra looked towards him and began to inspect his expression. It looked as if he were thinking about something.

"Alright..."

"Hmm?" Alucard sighed.

"I said alright. I'll tell you why I follow her." Integra nodded and took out a cigar from her pocket.

"You can sit down if you want, Alucard," she muttered, gesturing towards the seat in front of her. Alucard walked over to it and sat down, using his powers to summon up a bottle of his 'special' wine and a crystal wine glass beside it. Once the two were comfortable, Integra made a "go ahead" gesture towards her servant.

"Okay well it all started years ago when I was training to become a knight. I was still highly devoted to God and the church during then. So much so that I dreamed of one day flying into the Heavens above and meeting Jesus Christ himself." Alucard sighed and took a small sip of his wine. 'Tch, not even a buzz.' He took another sip.

"After my training was over and I became a full fledged knight I went home to sleep, hoping to receive another dream from God. But...the dream I expected never appeared. Instead I was greeted by another sight. By another person." Integra waited for him to continue, but was surprised by the look on his face. His eyes...they held so much love and adoration that it was awe inspiring and he wore a smile only an innocent child could make. Just what could possibly make Alucard appear so...so...human?

"Her. I saw her in my dream. My queen, my love, my most precious little flower." He sighed at the memory. It was one he could never, no, 'WOULD' never forget.

"The scenery was dark, bloody corpses littered the ground we stood upon and bats flew above our heads. And my darling angel stood there, absolutely calm as if she's seen that sort of thing everyday. However, she was not covered in blood as I had expected. There were corpses all around us and yet she stood there in her white dress, clean and untouched." Alucard paused to take another sip of his bloody drink.

"I found that so odd since those corpses looked as if they were going to kill her. They all had spears and swords in their hands and they were all aimed towards her, but they were all dead and she looked as if she was standing there the whole time, as if she didn't fight them at all! At that moment I began to wonder who did it. I wondered who saved my flower from those disgusting creatures who wished to hurt her. I just had to thank them. But then, heheheh, I suddenly looked down and noticed that my hands were covered in blood." As Alucard smirked at the memory, Integra swallowed the lump that formed in her throat.

This story of his was far more different than all the others he's told. It was borderline creepy, but hey he was the vampire king so he could pretty much get away with it. So Integra decided to mentally prepare herself for the rest of his tale and listened in on his every word.

"I was the one who did it. I was the one who rescued my queen from a horrible demise, and you know what? I was glad I killed them. I was happy to have saved her life. And my love, she looked so happy and grateful that it made my heart swell with pride." He lifted the wine glass to his lips once more and stared at his master. She was still listening to his story, but she looked nervous, as if the story actually made her uncomfortable.

"Should I stop? You look a little pale over there, master." Integra cleared her throat.

"N-no, please continue, Alucard." The vampire chuckled and refilled his glass.

"As you wish. Now where was I? Hmm, oh yes, now I remember! Now once I finished realizing the fact that I just killed several random men in cold blood I looked back up to her and noticed that she had come closer to me. She was so close, practically within arms reach. Sadly, I could not touch her. She looked so pure and untainted that I just couldn't smear the blood of my victims onto her form. So instead I chose to watch her."

"And while I watched her, I took note of her features. Her hair, eyes, body, scent, I memorized it all. I never exactly knew why I did, but I just felt as though I would need to in order to find her. Sooner or later I guiltily felt the strong urge to touch her. To feel her in my arms just for one moment. And just as I reached out to touch her, she smiled at me and a blinding light suddenly engulfed us. The light was so bright, as if God had come to visit my dreams once more."

"I would have been content with the light during then, but I wasn't, for that horrid light was killing my beloved! She was burning before my eyes, tears of crimson blood pouring down her porcelain face as she screamed in agony. My beloved was reaching out to me, begging me to save her, but my body wouldn't move. It was as if the light was holding me in place, keeping me away from my queen for no apparent reason! And as she turned to ash in front of me, she smiled at me and whispered, "we shall meet again."

"I woke up after that, completely drenched in my own sweat and tears as her image and voice played through my mind over and over again like a scratched record. That one glorious dream....I never had it again after that first time, but I never forgot it. I even tried to find her a few years later, but I searched for so long that I began to give up all hope. Then after that I became a vampire, killed a few people, gained three vampire brides, who were more like servants or puppets to me, tried to steal away Mina Harker, was defeated by Abraham Van Hellsing, and later became your servant."

All became quiet as Alucard finished his story. And as he continued to finish his wine, Integra began to think of everything Alucard spoke of. 'So basically after some random dream he had years ago, he suddenly becomes love struck and now that he's finally found his 'Queen' he immediately turns into a stalker.' Alucard frowned.

"I wouldn't say stalker, more like a very insightful and protective lover." Integra cringed. She forgot he could read minds.

"Right...either way, you are not to see her. She needs to work on her aim and she also needs a break from you."

"A break?"

"Yes. You bring the poor girl way too much stress and anger."

"I think it's because she's sexually frustrated." Integra rolled her eyes.

"Or you're just annoying." Alucard growled, but Integra wasn't going to have that kind of attitude in her office.

"Well you are, so stop it." He stopped.

"Now return to your chambers and remember, do not see or speak to Ms. ________!" Alucard rose up from his seat, eyes downcast and empty as he turned to leave, but then an idea struck him. A very wicked idea.

"So...I am not to see my love at all?"

"Yes."

"I, ALUCARD, am not allowed to see my queen, whatsoever?"

"Yes. I didn't think that would be too hard for you to understand," Integra muttered as she took a drag of her cigar.

"I just needed to be sure about something. I shall return to my chambers now."

"Good." Oh, if only she had noticed that devious smirk on his face.


(With you and Seras)


"Wow, you hit it right in the eye!"

"Me? What about you?! You got it right in the heart! I mean that was amazing, Seras!" She blushed and began to sheepishly rub the back of her neck.

"Oh stop." You laughed at her antics and raised your gun back up to aim at another target. It would seem that the universe was NOW on your side today, because not only was Alucard 'grounded,' but you also got to train and talk with your new friend, Seras. Yay!

"What the-? Is that a dog?" You blinked and slowly put your gun down to look towards Seras, a little confused since you spaced out a while ago. When she mentioned the dog again, you turned to where she was looking and gaped at the creature. It was sitting not too far from you both and it practically sent you a wolfish grin as you continued to marvel over it's form. The hound was large in size, looking close to a giant, regal wolf. It's dark, onyx fur gleamed under the translucent lighting of the inside shooting range as it's mysterious red eyes sparkled every time you both made eye contact. It was simply breath taking.

When it panted or barked for your attention you would instantly catch a glimpse of it's pearly white, razor sharp teeth. Those things looked sharp enough to tear a whole limb off! Just like a sharks!! The dog wagged it's tail and slowly walked over to you, looking excited about who knows what.

"Uhm...hello?" It yipped in response. 'Are dog's usually able to respond to people? Hmm, maybe this one was better trained than others,' you thought. The dog continued to wag its tail and stare up at you with bright eyes.

Seras nudged you forward, "I think it wants your attention, ________. Why don't you pet it?"

"Wha-? But what if it's a stray? It could have rabies or something." The dog hung it's head, clearly offended.

"I don't think so. Look, it's even wearing a collar!"

"Huh, seriously?" You looked back towards the dark hound and noticed something sparkle from under its neck. You wanted to get a closer look, but you weren't sure how the big dog would react to close contact.

You gulped, "m-may I?" You gestured towards it's collar and you could have sworn the dog gave you an amused look as it lifted it's head up. You edged closer to its side, looking between the dogs face and collar, and nervously touched the denim material. When it didn't do anything, you took that as a sign to continue with what you were doing. You leaned in closer, nearly face to face with the wolf like creature, and read the dog's name aloud.

"Baskerville. Hmm, sounds familiar." [1] The dog's tail wagged quickly when you spoke its name and then he quickly licked your face, mostly aiming for your lips which was a little odd to you, but you ignored it when his tongue began to tickle. 'You know, he's actually pretty cute the more I get to know him,' you thought with a giggle as Baskerville licked and yipped at you in delight.

"Aww, he's just a sweet heart~! Aren't you, Baskerville?" Baskerville barked once and you deduced that he was saying, "yes," in his language.

"So cute~!!" The hound licked your cheek for the compliment.

"Well would you look at that. I thought you were afraid of him, ________. What happened?" Seras asked with a smile. You laughed aloud when Baskerville jumped onto your body and looked towards your friend with a smile of your own.

"Well I was at first, but now that I get to know him better he's actually very sweet. Not only that, but he's just so handsome~!" You kissed the dog lightly on the nose and he nearly lost it.

"Oh I wish we could keep him, but...he probably has an owner already."

"Aww, he could have been a guard dog!"

"I know right?!" You both laughed loudly. As time went by, you and Seras continued to play with Baskerville instead of train. The dog had taken a strong liking to you the moment you both laid eyes on each other and with Seras...he didn't even acknowledge her, which made you feel kinda bad. You, Seras, and Baskerville lied side by side and stared up at the ceiling, just thinking about what had transpired throughout the days.

You let out a sigh and muttered under your breath, "I think I can get used to moments like these."

"Get used to what, ________?" Seras asked as she tried, yet again, to pet the onyx wolf. He completely blew her off and moved closer to your form.

"Moments like these where I can just hang out with a friend-" Baskerville leaned in to give your cheek a lick, "-and not have that jerk Alucard annoying the hell out of me." The poor thing froze on the spot.

"I mean, he's always clinging to my side. Like it's if he didn't I'd suddenly vanish off the face of the earth." Seras sat up to look at you.

"But, I'm sure he only does that because he cares about you. I mean he gives you more attention than anyone else here!" Baskerville barked to Seras in agreement, but you merely rolled your eyes at her.

"Hmph, I don't know. I mean after what happened in Cheddar between him and I...I just...gah, I don't know! That guy just drives me crazy!" You yelled out and rolled onto your stomach in a huff. Seras laughed and gently patted your back to comfort you.

"Seras, I just want to know why he does it. Why he's always around me at any given moment or why he has to give me so much attention. The only thing I know is that he wants me to be his 'future Draculina' so that could probably be it." Seras paled.

"He called you his what?!" You looked up at your friend and noticed how surprised/scared she looked. Wonder what might have caused that.

"Uh, yeah he called me that once. I just thought it was one of those nicknames he's given me, like Flower or Queen. Although, he only called me a draculina that one time he saved me so I'm a little confused."

"__-________, do you even know what a draculina is?" You shook your head.

"No, but it sounds familiar. It sounds like something my friend Stacie would know about." Seras gulped, hoping her master wasn't listening in on her or her friend.

"________, it means-"

"ALUCARD!!!" Baskerville's ears perked up as the sound of Integra's angry yell sounded throughout the mansion. You frowned at the sound of the vampire hunters name.

"Oh great, what did he do this time?" As quickened footsteps sounded all around you three, Baskerville took his time to look for a hiding place. Sadly, he found none and his tail slowly began to find it's way between his legs. Oh he was in so much trouble now.

"Hey Baskerville, what's wrong?" you asked. You had noticed how frightened the poor guy looked so you decided to comfort him. I mean he was just too sweet to be scared of anything! Although, Integra was a very scary something, you had to admit.

"It's okay, Integra isn't all that bad. The only person she's mean to is Alucard so we'll be okay!" A dark cloud of gloom formed over Baskerville's head. If only you knew...

"So this is where you've been hiding." Everyone turned towards the door and found a very familiar butler standing there with a reprimanding look on his face.

"Walter, what are you doing here? Aren't you looking for Alucard?" Walter blinked, obviously confused.

"But I hav-," He noticed 'Baskerville' shaking his head and mentally sighed, "-en't as of yet...anyways, sir Integra wishes to see you both."

"Huh, why?" Seras asked.

"You'll both find out once you get there, but I heard it was urgent so you might want to hurry."

"R-right!" You both ran out the door and left Walter alone with 'Baskerville.' It was quiet for a while until Walter decided to say something.

"I should have known you'd pull something like this. Sir Integra is positively livid at you for going against her orders." The dog chuckled and slowly morphed into the red devil himself.

"Technically, I didn't go against her orders. She said Alucard couldn't leave, but she never said anything about Baskerville."

"But you did leave. Your body was not in it's room like it should have been." Alucard just laughed as if it were not that much of a big deal and left the room, Walter following closely behind him.

"Did anyone check my coffin?"

"No one checks your coffin."

"And why not?"

"Because you kill people who even touch your coffin. Remember what happened to that one guard, what was his name...Tim?"

"Ah yes, what ever happened to him?"

"He's resting in peace thanks to you." Alucard stopped in front of his master's door.

"Really? I killed him? I don't recall even harming the man." Walter sighed.

"Of course you don't. You kill people for a living, remember?"

"Hahaha, right." Alucard walked into the room and came face to face with the police girl, his beloved queen, and his master.

"I'm sorry for making you all wait. I was dreaming of my dearest flower when a loud, screeching of my name awoke me from my slumber."

"Bull crap! You were off doing lord knows what when I specifically told you to stay in your chambers until you were called on! I had Walter check up on you and to my utter freaking surprise you weren't there! So explain yourself, servant! Just where were you?!" The room was silent. So silent that you could hear a cricket chirping in the distance, which was odd since it was 3:16 in the afternoon.

"Well, aren't you going to say something?!" Integra pretty much demanded.

"As I said before, I was asleep in my chambers when you called me and no one even bothered to look in my..., " he glanced at you for a moment and then turned his attention back to his master, "ahem, 'bed' [2] so technically I didn't go against your orders."

"But...but...!!!" Alucard smirked.

"Ugh, fine. You win this round, servant." He chuckled.

"Heheh, yes. Now what was it from us three that you needed, my master?" Integra pulled out a cigar and a few papers from her drawer.

"A vampire has been sighted in Badrick and I want you three to take care of it." You looked to her in question.

"Wait, wait, wait. You want 'me' to go with THEM?"

"Yes. Is that a problem?" You paused to think it over, but then suddenly laughed.

"No! In fact, that's just awesome!" Integra chuckled at your enthusiasm.

"Oh? And why is that?"

"Because that means you take me seriously for this sort of mission! I mean these guys look like grade A assassins, while I look like a lousy D minus. But hey, now that I'll be working with them I might get a lot of respect from just about everyone!" You laughed and turned to nudge Alucard's shoulder.

"Even you, ya big red hit man." Alucard smirked down at you, but his eyes held a bright, angry flame in which you failed to notice.

"Yes, well just be careful. I don't want to see you make a fool of yourself on a dangerous mission." You fumed.

"I won't! In fact, I bet you I'll kill more ghouls than you will."

"Oh really?"

"Yes really!!" Alucard chuckled. Such an amusing little thing you were. Alucard just knew you were asking to be punished.

"Fine then, my flower. How about we make that into a little wager then?" You hummed in curiosity.

"A wager, huh? Exactly what kind of wager will it be? Like what'll happen if either one of us wins, because if you want something perverted I swear I will-!"

"Don't worry, it'll be a friendly wager for your sake."

"Really?" Alucard smirked.

"Really, my dear." You hummed again and began to think about it. 'Okay, so if I go through with this, than I'll either get molested by the hit man since I can never ever take him seriously or-,' you looked Alucard over and eyed his trench coat, '-or I could get that incredibly awesome trench coat....dang it, what to do, what to do.'

"Well, my queen?" Alucard's sultry voice snapped you back into reality.

"What?" you asked. Alucard smirked and held his hand out for you to shake.

"What do you say?" You looked at his outstretched hand warily. Should you go for it? You gulped and looked at the trench coat, which was strangely glowing, and were those sparkles? .......Oh hell yeah, you were so in.

"Yeah, I'm in!" You took his hand in yours and shook it, both nerves and excitement beginning to take over your system as both you and Alucard began to look like two people from an insane Asylum.

"Okay, so what do you want if you win?"

"Heh, we'll discuss it on the way to Badrick. Now, you and the police girl go and get ready. I need to speak with my master." Integra quirked a brow at this.

"Really now? And just what is so important than getting ready, servant?" Alucard slowly turned back towards his master as the angry flames danced behind his eyes once more.

"Just...something." Integra examined his expression a while longer and sighed.

"Alright. Police girl, Ms. ________, go and get ready. Walter will be with you to make sure you're both prepared." You and Seras nodded and followed Walter out. When the door closed, Alucard took that chance to speak.

"How could you let her come with me and the Police girl on a vampire mission?!"

"What?"

"How could you let my queen join in on a vampire mission?! She isn't ready to deal with vampires yet!"

"She seems perfectly capable of dealing with these missions. After that one training session with you, her marksmanship became simply remarkable. And besides, it's not like you'd let anything harm her in any way. She's practically got you wrapped around her finger and she doesn't even realize it." Alucard huffed in annoyance.

"Yes, well...I just...I don't want her to get hurt...not like in my dream."

"Alucard, nothing bad will happen. And even if something does go wrong, nothing is holding you back this time." Her words didn't seem to comfort him, however, for he had already begun to pace around the room.

Integra groaned, "Alucard, calm down."

"No. Not when I know my Queen could get hurt," Alucard growled out.

"She'll be okay!" Alucard snarled and turned to his master.

"How do you know?! How do you know if she'll be alright or not?!" She was silent. Alucard waited for her to speak, and when she didn't he scoffed.

"Tch, of course." He then swiftly turned to leave, but he had something else to say before he did.

"Integra, if ________ so much as gets a scratch on her body I just might go into level zero without your consent."

"W-what?! But that's impossible! There's no way you could ever-!"

"Don't doubt my capabilities, Master. You know that I can get away with anything if I really set my mind to it." Well that obviously wasn't a lie! Alucard went to leave, but this time Integra stopped him.

"Alucard, if worse comes to worse and she does get into a near death situation, then I give you permission....to...." Alucard turned to her slowly.

"Yes?"

"I give you permission to turn her...into...a...v-vampire."

.......Jeff the Killer would be so jealous if he could see the smile on Alucard's face right now.
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BloodyKitsune04 [2017-10-17 00:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Rip Tim. May his soul forever rest in peace

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MeteorstarTheArtcher [2017-05-29 03:07:58 +0000 UTC]

poor timΒ 
rip tim
tim is dead.
tim is dead because he touched dracula's coffin.
only two people can touch his coffin.
his queen.
and abraham.
don't end up like tim.
don't touch dracula's coffin.

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CSJCreativeCreator [2017-05-17 14:38:13 +0000 UTC]

"He spread his legs a little bit wider and held out his arms as if beckoning you into a long awaited hug." Alucard getting into "my body is ready" mode.

Rest in peace, Tim. More like rest in pieces!

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SunlessVamp95 In reply to CSJCreativeCreator [2017-05-28 18:21:24 +0000 UTC]

I am so glad somebody noticed. B)

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CSJCreativeCreator In reply to SunlessVamp95 [2017-06-02 23:05:39 +0000 UTC]

It is my 3rd time reading=ng the series, and that part keeps getting funnier every time I read it. Last time it was 2am and I had to cover my mouth so I wouldn't wake anybody!

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imafangirl12 [2017-03-26 18:27:32 +0000 UTC]

THE END OMG XD

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vvenereal [2017-03-23 21:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh ho ho~

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MeteorstarTheArtcher [2016-10-25 02:16:35 +0000 UTC]

aOH FGOD. oh i feel so bad for whoever is in this. i'm just reading thsi for fun though. last night i had this really... weird dream... so i was in schoool, and there was a confrece, it was about things and blah blah blah, when Alucard and a man, walks in. i blert out that someone betrayed us and i sayed who they where, blah, blah, blah, and turns out i was ward by aAlucard to say nothing of it. he attacks me, but i race away, i get chased and stuff, doing loops around the school until i remeber i had a dagger in my locker (wtf) i go and opean it and grab the dagger Β and close my locker, it took long enough for Alucard to find me (wtf again) and then he pends me aginst a wall. i stab him with the dagger but that dosen't work. and basicly i end up being turned into a vampire after a converdation with him. ye hi have VEARY weaird dreams.

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Senpai-Bombastic [2016-07-14 08:19:56 +0000 UTC]

Get rekt Jeff

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HigurashiKagome15 [2016-04-06 10:05:40 +0000 UTC]

"Jeff the Killer would be so jealous if he could see the smile on Alucard's face right now.''

HAHAHAHA Love it

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Musiclover1001 [2016-02-04 04:05:01 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD!! Jeff, you shouldn't be jealous, it's not a smile. It's his rape face.Β  Β 

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CaityDisAwesome [2016-02-01 03:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Hound of Baskerville, ah yes.... so many Sherlock Holmes book memories. 😒
Ps, dat ending tho 😁

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setten-chan [2016-01-18 02:54:58 +0000 UTC]

oh i was thinking of Pandora Hearts when i read Baskerville lolz

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treble133 [2015-12-24 20:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Lol Classic imma go die of laughter now.

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IPegasister10 [2015-09-13 15:24:14 +0000 UTC]

That ending was 10/10,m8!

The swag on it was hilarious!

Jeff:*reads ending*...........fuck

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Hetalia-is-hot In reply to IPegasister10 [2016-01-11 04:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, Jeff. Your smile is prettier.

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HoganForever [2015-06-18 15:29:52 +0000 UTC]

Damn.....he's more like hellinsg abridged

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Eren-Okumura [2015-04-29 05:04:57 +0000 UTC]

I love the jeff the killer thing at the end i laughed so hard. you are a very good writer Β 

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kawaiipup123194625 In reply to Eren-Okumura [2015-08-22 01:15:56 +0000 UTC]

I agree

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newerher3 In reply to Eren-Okumura [2015-05-27 22:20:42 +0000 UTC]

I was going to say that... I guess great minds think alikeΒ  Β 

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Eren-Okumura In reply to newerher3 [2015-06-02 16:40:55 +0000 UTC]

So true πŸ˜€

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newerher3 In reply to Eren-Okumura [2015-06-02 18:25:55 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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amberwolf66 [2015-04-01 03:17:57 +0000 UTC]

that ending 10/10 it was beautifulΒ 
jeff: *reads ending*Β  Β 

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VWing [2015-01-22 23:43:37 +0000 UTC]

Β Must of been one heck of a smile

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Misamie In reply to VWing [2015-02-22 10:20:57 +0000 UTC]

You said it!

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enmox [2015-01-19 07:01:24 +0000 UTC]

That ending was priceless.

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blackrosewings [2015-01-18 12:58:08 +0000 UTC]

you are an amazing writer. i read the whole 15 chapters.

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Patchykins [2014-12-20 02:38:56 +0000 UTC]

well damn!I don't know who I love more,Jeff or Alucard!I can't decide!

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JinxTheKiller14 [2014-11-24 07:25:45 +0000 UTC]

The last part my other hubby!!!XD

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Firestar0406 [2014-11-22 02:22:08 +0000 UTC]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE that last part πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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RoseEmma1 In reply to Firestar0406 [2014-12-08 01:46:33 +0000 UTC]

Pfffft Yes! XDΒ 
I really wasn't expecting that XD

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Nopenopenostrawberry [2014-10-18 02:00:17 +0000 UTC]

yyyyyyyuuuuuuuus jeff the killer >:3

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deathhio [2014-10-15 04:18:42 +0000 UTC]

jeff the killer thing is in an alucard story is a match made in hell

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BraginskyWilliams [2014-10-11 08:12:34 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure about other references, but I know that there was a "Hound of Baskerville" Sherlock Holmes book, which defiently could have been a show/movie thing. It's a great read, honestly.

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GrimmBeginnings [2014-10-09 08:53:16 +0000 UTC]

oh my god that last line >.< i died

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lovethtanime22 [2014-10-06 03:43:03 +0000 UTC]

bruuuhhhhh
Jeff the Killer would be so jealous if he could see the smile on Alucard's face right now.
officially love this line

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Hinatathebloom1 [2014-10-04 08:04:30 +0000 UTC]

Loved it ^_^

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monokuma2018 [2014-09-29 23:21:00 +0000 UTC]

a few miles over: GO TO SLEEP!


(O.O )


Did anyone else hear that?

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Nopenopenostrawberry In reply to monokuma2018 [2014-10-18 02:01:20 +0000 UTC]

i did (0.0)

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tera216 [2014-08-27 07:52:52 +0000 UTC]

".......Jeff the Killer would be so jealous if he could see the smile on Alucard's face right now."
I love this line lol x) jeff is awesome

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Jade-Author [2014-07-12 21:16:53 +0000 UTC]

There's an old Sherlock Holmes novel written by Sir Arthur Conon Doyle called "The Hound of the Baskervilles". It was supposedly a demon hound, etc etc and it's also mentioned in an episode of Sherlock.
Great plot so far!

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celtic-dream-666 [2014-06-25 01:32:14 +0000 UTC]

JEFFY!!!!!!!!!!

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Achjira [2014-06-09 12:43:44 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!! at the last sentence i LOLed myself out of my chair

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lobospade [2014-06-06 05:58:30 +0000 UTC]

That last sentence is funny!

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StitchedJester [2014-06-01 14:56:17 +0000 UTC]

That last fucking sentence XD

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ScarletPotter [2014-05-26 01:05:06 +0000 UTC]

.......Jeff the Killer would be so jealous if he could see the smile on Alucard's face right now.

dude just lolz!!!

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iamthemarvelqueen [2014-05-11 16:42:07 +0000 UTC]

Every chapter I read makes me squirm with delight! Your story telling is fantastic!!!!! I can't get enough of these!!!!

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SunlessVamp95 In reply to iamthemarvelqueen [2014-05-11 21:38:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks~! I'm glad you like the story.

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iamthemarvelqueen In reply to SunlessVamp95 [2014-05-11 23:38:58 +0000 UTC]

It is amazing! I've been reading these for hours!!Β 

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ALonelyHowl1999 [2014-04-19 22:37:25 +0000 UTC]

Jeff the Killer reference.... Hardly see them in stories I read......
(Opposite Personality: GIVE ME THA TRENCH COAT!!!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!)
And 'Baskerville' is, like, a Sherlock Homes book about a house cursed by a large black dog if I remember about my research on him correctly...... Can't quite remember fully..... Oh Well. Brilliant Story!!!!

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