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SurnThing — Random SCP Button
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Published: 2012-08-20 23:35:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 48644; Favourites: 618; Downloads: 317
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Description
WARNING:This button opens a random article (in a new tab, on another website) about a paranormal object. You may find some to be disturbing.
What is an SCP?
Any paranormal noun (person, place or thing) in the possession or under the watch of the SCP Foundation. SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect which is the SCP Foundation's goals in a nutshell. Objects under the foundation's care are not called by name but are given a numeric designation prefixed by "SCP-".
Each article on SCPs carries a formal tone as it starts with how the noun is to be contained (if possible) followed by the description.
What is the SCP Foundation
A secretive organization that researches, catalogs and contains supernatural phenomenon - at times at the cost of human lives. See the webpage here : [link] .
While the SCP foundation has a link for random pages, this targets SCP articles specifically and can be used outside the website. Feel free to download and use this button on your own website.
Question:
Which SCP did you get?
Edit: Visual improvements, button no longer retains green tinge upon opening a new tab.
Update: New smaller version! [link]
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thought some scps are really stupid, this is nice
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so cool! I got this SCP thats like a book that creates arguments that are completely opposite from what you believe.. interesting.
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Clicked 5 times
SCP-1050
SCP-1633
SCP-323
SCP-832
SCP-1455
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW it took me to SCP 1877 :c
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SCP 610 is even worse.
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Is there a way that you can put it on your toolbar on your browser?
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Probably, but I don't know how. If you have your own homepage, however, it would be possible to embed it there.
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i got scp-801 and it's a fucking coat -_-
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SCP-115, The miniature dump truck! 
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SCP-511, I love cats so this is a good thing for me
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SCP-1116
Rather frightening, actually.
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got SCP-429:Item #: SCP-429
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-429 is to be kept in a standard type 3 hazardous object isolation vault. SCP-429 is not to be handled unless an attempt to operate it is to be made. Care must be taken to avoid inadvertently touching any of SCP-429's controls.
Description: SCP-429 is a complex device constructed of brass and leather designed to fit over an individual's right hand. There are a total of 7 controls on SCP-429:
1.A lever that fits into the palm of the left hand. This is the main activation control and is depressed when the subject has finished setting their destination.
2.A round dial near the location control 1 meets the main device. The exact function is unknown.
3.A six sided dial at the front of the main device. This appears to be involved in broad location selection.
4.A round dial in the centre of the main device. This appears to be involved in fine location selection.
5.A lever across the clock face. The exact function is unknown.
6.A dial on the side of the clock face. This alters the clock face, although the function in selecting destination is unknown.
7.A switch on the side of the main body (not visible in filed image). Exact purpose unknown.
Examination of SCP-429's inner construction reveals a clockwork mechanism, connected to the exterior controls, which drives the clock face. On the exact physical duplicates of SCP-429 constructed by The Foundation, the controls are either not connected to the clockwork (controls 1, 5 and 7) or simply alter the displayed time at varying rates (controls 2, 3, 4 and 6).
When a subject wears SCP-429, they gain an instinctive understanding of its operation, although they do not gain the ability to convey this information to others. If the subject visualises a location and follows their instinctual understanding to adjust the controls, the wearer will disappear from their current location and simultaneously appear at the visualised location. Upon arrival, the controls save for 1 and 6 return to their original positions. Control 1 remains depressed until released and control 6 adjusts the clock face to local time. After activation, SCP-429 is inert until control 1 is released.
The subject does not perceive travel via SCP-429 as instantaneous. Each subject has reported a prolonged period of paralysis and blindness equivalent to the time it would take to travel in a direct line between the activation location and destination travelling at approximately 6-10 km/h. The biological needs of the activating subject progress as normal during this time. As such journeys of more than 510 km are not advised due to the risk of dehydration. Suffocation does not appear to be a hazard, however.
The controls are highly sensitive and will move under the slightest pressure. If the controls are altered without the instinctive understanding granted by wearing SCP-429, it will disappear from its current location and reappear somewhere within 1.76 km, taking the individual who altered the controls with it. The time elapsed in such cases appears to be significantly higher than normal, with the activating subject typically arriving in a state of advanced decay.
On ██/██/20██, SCP-429 was activated remotely via a robotic arm equipped with a video camera and a range of sensor equipment. No data of any kind was recorded by any of the equipment save for the on-board timing mechanism, which recorded a 8 month, 5 day and 37 second time lapse.
SCP-429 came to the attention of The Foundation after a series of seemingly impossible burglaries. The Foundation examined CCTV footage and noticed an individual, believed to be SCP-429's creator, disappearing from sight shortly before each burglary. The individual appeared to be using SCP-429 for short jumps to access inaccessible locations. The Foundation pursued the individual across 3 continents over a period of 9 years before the individual was finally found having died of old age due to extensive use of SCP-429 in ████████, ████████.
.............. what?
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SCP-482 (Phhhht, why do I find this sexy?! 
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I got SCP-758.
Awwww he sounds cool, I wanna hug him!
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Okay, clicking...and I got the page on SCP-839. It's...a worm? Okay. Oh, it's a (living) gummy worm? That's...kinda creepy. It eats and then replaces a certain organ in your body once you eat it? OH GOD WHY
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Thanks, the Random button on the site would sometimes glitch out and give me the same article multiple times in a row.
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scp-297 : killer dildo
scp-1175:cow statue
...ok
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This is awesome! How did you do this?!
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Clicked it 10 times.
SCP-1495
SCP-1402
SCP-1080
SCP-1882
SCP-1972
SCP-1265
SCP-1147
SCP-029
SCP-658
In thatb order. Wow, good job man!
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i got 166... time to wear some bionic eyes.
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I got scp-1637. It's called: "The page does not (yet) exist."
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much better than the "random" button on the actual website, but I keep getting pages that don't exist (yet)
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I got 524, the Eat-All Rabbit. Question: Why not have 524 eat 682?
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They tried that. 682 got away by climbing a wall. [link]
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1208!!! XD Waffle Iron for the win!!!
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0o0 SCP-1566...that is one of the Best ones I have ever read... omg it's just so...bizarre
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I received SCP 426, After reading about me, I saw that I had a quite unusual effect when people talk about me.
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Right, I remember finding you when when I was looking up journal entries on giving up. [link]
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SCP-524.
"Walter"
I had no idea that a bunny was an SCP. ;_;
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