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suthnmeh β Shep and Garrus - Encrypted phonebook (NO SPOILS!)
Published: 2012-01-18 19:14:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 24275; Favourites: 438; Downloads: 237
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HOGAWD.Ok. Ok yeah. Hurr.
So this is the result of a conversation between me and
We were worshipping Mr. Brandon Keener (a.k.a. Mr. Voice O'Garrus)'s voice and the phrase came up. Something like "He could read a phonebook aloud and people would sit for it." That woman's a genius.
Here's my own take, now that I am officially a Mass Effect player. YES I HAVE PLAYED THE MASS EFFECT!! And that there's my shepard: Lara. She shaves her head for comfiness. She's awesome.
Guess who I'll be romancing on ME2
Oh Garrus. Loyal to the end.
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Apparently Brandon Keener romanced Garrus.
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Wouldn't surprise me. I'd romance myself too if i had that voice XD
Seroiusly, though. Did Brandon even play ME?
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Yes, he said so during one of his interviews at the ME3 launch event. He didn't outright say he romanced Garrus, but he remained silent when asked. XD It's on YouTube somewhere. And goats know how many times I visited him just to hear him say "Definitely. Part of me still thinks we're crazy for even considering blowing off steam. But I wanna try it with you. I want a few moments that are just for us before we throw ourselves into Hell for the good of the galaxy". See, I know it by heart. XD
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That is Awesome XD
Dahahah you too, huh?
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Oh, and when he says "you were taking your sweet time" when you first meet him in the second day. My brain melted all ten times I repeated that line. Tell me I'm slow again, Archangel dear!
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Just... everything he says... hot damn... My panties just blast out.
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Oh, now I get it. That's right! Definitely ...
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God .. isn't his voice like the BEST voice ever?
Lol, I recorded all the in-game conversations with Garrus so I may access them anytime I want, ha ha.
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BAHAHAA aw yeah, man... Not a bad idea. Instead of music, better than music.
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Lol, I can SO picture myself strolling around with an iPad or something only not playing music but Garrus lines.
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Hurrhurr yes to that.
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Or 'who needs birdsong when we have Garrus Vakarian?'
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... To be fair... I would totally do the same.
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A crazy person... Who prefers to listen to the boring dribble of the humans... Except you, Mr. Keener... you may dribble ALL you want. <3
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I'm glad I'm probably not the only one who re-listened to conversations with Garrus just to hear him speak.
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And it gets even better in ME3.....*slobbers on tv*
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Shepard should sell tickets to a Garrus phonebook reading, she'd be set for life!
I swear... first time I heard his voice... changed my life FOREVERS
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Well there's an idea O_O
Dat voice... Once you hear it you're lost...
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SHEPARD-COMMANDER, WE ARE CONFUSED WHY YOU INSIST GETH HAVE HIDDEN MESSAGES IN EASILY ACCESSIBLE SOURCES.
But you're right: seriously, as if his regular voice wasn't enough to make a gal melt, add in that extra effect to make him more turian-y.... It's almost too much to handle when he chuckles.
My god, that 3rd and 4th panel. I cannot stop cracking up. 
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Hahah in my mind this happens before they meet Legion, so Shepard-Commander is safe to attempt this XD
Ohh... His chuckles... *melts*
Haha THANKS A LOT!!
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LOL She'll need to come up with better excuses after that. HOPEFULLY Garrus will be used to just reading any/everything Shepard hands him at that point.
Hands down one of my favorite actors. EVEN HIS PAUSES ARE SEXY.
P.S. That thumb in your description is broken/not working?
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Heh yeah, and once Garrus knows he'll be like "I KNEW it..."
Oh yessss...
Ah, the thumb. I put it there when i had premium. My premium's now gone, so it's not working... You can see the other one in my gallery^^
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Personally, I would (if I had the money) pay Brandon Keener to sit in a recording booth and do this for all of us fans. Them I would put it as an MP3 and loop it...allllllll day.
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What are we waiting for!! XD
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shepard could probably pull that off
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Hohyah. With enough renegade points...
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ha maybe, shepard can get garrus to do a lot of stuff. just talk about how the galaxy will go extinct without it and bam, garrus steps up.
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Considering how idealistic Garrus is and how much he believes in Shep?? Oh yeah XD
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*After a heavy night of drinking* "Garrus secure the bathroom!"
"What?"
"The galaxy is at stake!"
"Alright, I'm on it..."
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Lolz, that is so true. XD
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OOooh Garrus,can i sit here too?
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