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Poor Starswirl, too bad he isn't an Alicorn tooNormally I would have it that Celestia and Luna would already know how to fly, but then I realized that in my series I never actually had them use their wings, that's what made me think of this
Been fooling around with Starswirl's design a little. Β Though I'm not changing his design to the design of the comics, I am taking a few elements from it (like the hooves for example), also added a swirly design to his mane rather than the flat look I had before
I also noticed that the more I continued the more different Starswirl's hat looked from the original design, so I changed it back
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lol, Poor Starswirl if it's true what some of the Fanon is saying with Starswirl
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Celestia: Royal Princess of HindsightΒ
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Starswirl, do the S.P.L.A.T before it's too late:
S - Squat
P - Pray
L - Leap
A - Aaaahhhh...
T - Touchdown
Actually, never mind. You're screwed even if you do this...
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What you did there,i saw it. -_-
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You got the reference right? Β
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This is probably Megan's doing. MEGAN!
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and he was never herd from againΒ
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Good thing the lesson for today was an Anti-Gravity spell.
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Star Swirl: *teleports back into room* Ahem. As I was saying, I've hired the best pegasi to teach you how to fly.
Celestia: Yay! When will they get here?
Star Swirl: As soon as I finish writing this letter offering them top bits.
Luna: But, doesn't that mean-
Star Swirl: Top. Bits.
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and this is when starswirl decided he needed help....
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THEY MUST BE BEATEN AND TAUGHT A LESSON THEY WILL NEVER FORGET.
In a closet where no one will ever know.
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Double no. Why the fuck would you beat anyone, let alone someone who can fucking levitate you out of a window at the 90th floor.
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Do you have any idea what cataclysm that would befall the world if the two most powerful ponies aren't shown the difference between right and wrong?
That would be some Twilight Zone "sent to the cornfield" craziness.
No, those two must be punished, if they are allowed to misbehave with complete impunity the world will be enslaved by the time they reach age 10.
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Yeah, but why beat them? How about actually tell them?
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Verbal discipline is ineffective:Β
Their mother coddles them in a negative way, reinforcing misbehavior.
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They are immortal fillies with no incentive to have their behavior changed via words.
They must be punished with repeated beatings, dominance must be established.
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Okay, yes, but physical "discipline" (also known as being an asshole) will reinforce the idea that it is okay to beat people/ponies who do something they don't like.
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"Don't Like" yeah okay.
Kids just dropped me from the 4th floor window where I was impaled by partially exposed re-bar, and I'm punishing my kids because "I disliked that".
Its about being held accountable for your actions, those two fillies need to be tied to the wall by their tales and have them fly to keep the tension off their tales until they can't fly anymore. That's when the real punishment begins and the tension on their little tails causes them chronic never ending flank pain.
Then maybe they will understand it isn't okay to drop ponies out of a 4th floor window.
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"chronic neverending pain" are you sure you aren't a psychopath?
Also, teleportation.
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Starswirl will put a stop to the teleportation.
Its likely the reason why parenting has been delegated to Starswirl in this situation because only he can keep the two fillies in check.
You can have your two spoiled brat future rulers protected from accountability due to "cuteness", see how the future goes then.
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No, I mean that Starswirl can teleport. He doesn't have to land at high speed...
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...and anypony else???
"The last time worked out pretty well, there was no punishment, lets do it again with some other unsuspecting bystander!"
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I'm expecting SERIOUS reprimands for both incidents. Also, putting ice cream on your teacher isn't nearly as bad an offense as dropping them out of a window.
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Reprimands are half measure, kids/fillies are only consolable when they're in pain.
Its the only time they pay attention.
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What. That makes absolutely no sense! Besides the fact that, again, you're reinforcing bad habits (someone doesn't do something right? BEAT THEM TO DEATH!) They're paying attention to their pain rather than what you're saying!
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Disrespecting your elders, and attempted murder. Stop reducing the crimes to: "ooh they made a booboo."
Also no one is going to be beat to death, they will pay attention to the pain and also the connection of that pain to the poor choices they've made.
Kids don't listen to words when they're having fun.
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"Do you think he'll remember he can teleport before he reaches the bottom?"
*Crash!*
"I guess not..."
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I raise a body cast to that.
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Strange how it seems that alicorns are an only female race. Like, Shining is a prince, no wings, Sombra was a king, no wings, Blueblood, royal (pain), no wings. COINCIDENCE I THINK NOTΒ
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I like to think that alicorns tend to only be female because the ratio of male terrible alicorn OCs to female terrible alicorn OCs is around 100:1.
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They're like gelflings!
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I've always wondered why that is
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It's because it isn't Red Bull that gives you wings.
It's estrogen.
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Because only women can have it both ways.Β Β
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Β That sounded so much better in my head
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sure hope old Starswirl knows some levitation spells.
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QUICK! Hide the body in the fridge before the "man" gets us.
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Starswirl and Diamond Tiara's butler seem to have something in common.
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