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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to ??? [2010-10-20 17:44:08 +0000 UTC]

Taon: See, 'Jeet? I told you your love for math would bite you in the butt. Hey, weird calculator thingy. *Taps it.* I don't think Baljeet is the slave type. *Innocent grin.*

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-20 18:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Cal: SILENCE! *Taon shrinks in fear* BALJEET WILL BE MY NUMBER SLAVE, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO!

*a giant electric tentacle comes from the back of Cal, grabbing Baljeet*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-21 14:45:08 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Hey! We nerds don't like being man-handled like that! *Jumps up and tries to grab the tentacle, only to be shocked and fried slightly.* Oooow~ Creep E~ D: Help him!

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-21 15:40:14 +0000 UTC]

Creep E: *sits down, entering thinking mode* Think, think, think...

*the calulator grows bored and takes Baljeet into the neighborhood*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-21 15:57:13 +0000 UTC]

Taon: *Slumps forward some and watches Creep E think, not noticing that Baljeet and Calc are gone.* Could ya THINK any faster??

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-21 15:59:59 +0000 UTC]

Creep E: Awww! You made me lose my train of thought! Now the conductor's gonna have to go back to the station. *thinking pose* Think, think, think...

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-21 16:02:41 +0000 UTC]

Taon: UAHG! *Twitches and clenches fingers some.* Calculator dude, can you- Hey, where'd they go??

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-21 16:07:13 +0000 UTC]

*Over the horizen of the neighborhood, seeing Cal contining his destruction by releasing giant evil mutants in the shape of numbers*

*Baljeet is seen trapped on the number pad of Cal*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-21 19:39:53 +0000 UTC]

Taon: *Wide-eyed.* Why is all this crap happening?? Creep E... Geh! *Tries to tug him up.* Geddup!

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-21 19:57:04 +0000 UTC]

Creep E: Still thinking....trying to remember what that fortune-teller lady told me...something about NOT buying the calculator...

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-22 02:19:12 +0000 UTC]

Taon: ...Yep, we're screwed. You like the fuck the world up, don't cha?? *Flicks forehead.* Solve this!!

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-22 02:23:01 +0000 UTC]

Creep E: Owie! *rubs forehead* Hmmm, ah-ha!

*runs into panic room* Now that evil calculator won't find me!

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-22 02:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Wait!! *Panics and bangs on the door.* Don't leave me out here!!

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-22 03:14:40 +0000 UTC]

Creep E: *opens door and grabs Taon* Get in here! *pulls her in and boards up the door*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-25 00:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Woop~ *Yanked, stumbles.* Hey, now. At least I'm safe, too..

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-25 00:49:47 +0000 UTC]

*loud thumping is heard* THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!

*the roof of the panic room is torn opened by Cal who roars number spit at us. Baljeet looks a little less human than before*

Creep E: Aw, prune-nuts! *giggles loudly* Sorry.

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-25 00:55:25 +0000 UTC]

Taon: No worries. It was funny. *Snickers, then stops to scream.* Don't hurt me!! *Spots Baljeet.* 'Jeet...

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-25 01:09:32 +0000 UTC]

*Cal shoots a lightning bolt straight into Taon's head*

*Her head is covered in number tattoos and her eyes glow yellow*

Creep E: Taon...?

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-26 12:55:06 +0000 UTC]

Taon: EW, they're all over me. *Tries to scrub the tattoos off.* Ooohohoh, wait.. *Looks at hands and blinks.* That feels... different.

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-26 15:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Creep E: Uh oh.

*Taon begins to float into the air, the tattoos continuing to glow while numberal knowledge began to flow into her mind*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-28 19:32:47 +0000 UTC]

Taon: I know Pi! *Grins.* And two plus two!

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-28 19:34:46 +0000 UTC]

Cal: Excellent! A new number slave for which to power me more so that I can finally rule this universe!!!

*The electric tentacles grab Taon and attach her onto Cal with Baljeet*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-30 15:38:08 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Yus~ I'm useful! *Lifts arms and whoops.* Aww, wait...

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-30 15:40:17 +0000 UTC]

*Baljeet looks over to Taon, speaking some sort of beeping code...like a calculator*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-30 15:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Taon: *Replies in the same, weird language, then looks down to Creep E.* I have no idea what I just said..

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-30 15:45:37 +0000 UTC]

Cal: OF COURSE YOU DO! NOW THAT YOU AND BALJEET ARE NOW MY NUMBER SLAVES, YOUR BRAINS SHALL BECOME MY CALCULATORS AND POWER ME UP ENOUGH TO ENSLAVE THIS ENTIRE DEMENSION!!!

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-30 15:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Taon: I don't wanna be a number slave!! *Grabs Baljeet's hand.* REBELLION!!! C'mon, 'Jeet!

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-30 15:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Baljeet: *beeps back her, the assumption of rejecting her offer for rebellion*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-30 16:13:22 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Aww, come on! I know you love math, but is that REALLY all you want to do for the rest of your life? *Pauses for a second.* NO, don't.. answer that question. CRRRREEEEEPPPP EEEEE! D<

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-30 16:19:06 +0000 UTC]

Creep: *sighs* Yes, Miss Queen? X(

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-10-30 16:21:46 +0000 UTC]

Taon: *Glares.* Just help me out! Baljeet's hopeless. I've- I mean, we've lost him for good! D:

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-10-30 16:26:56 +0000 UTC]

Creep: Naw, I'm sure he's okay.

*Baljeet's number tattoo grow even bright and screams out more beeps*

Creep: I'm seriously sure.

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-02 12:35:58 +0000 UTC]

Taon: *Screams just from fear until he's done beeping.* Creep E, I am NO use up here. You better do something!

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-02 16:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Creep: Blah blah blah! Nag nag nag! Gosh! You always have to make me do everything.

*pulls out a giant magna cannon*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-03 13:27:09 +0000 UTC]

Taon: *Pales some.* W-Wait, um.. What are you gonna do with that??

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-03 15:33:38 +0000 UTC]

Creep: Just think happy thoughts...

Cal: WAIT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

*I slowly pull the trigger...*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-03 18:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Taon: I don't like this!!! I changed my mind! *Screams and cringes.*

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-03 18:44:08 +0000 UTC]

*The cannon shot out three magna beam, each piercing through Cal and avoiding Taon & Baljeet.*

*Cal howls in pain as the number tattoos disappears and Taon and Baljeet fall into my arms*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-04 00:43:46 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Omph! I'm NORMAL!!! Baljeet! *Shakes.* Are you all right??

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-04 00:50:28 +0000 UTC]

Baljeet: *dizzy* M-mommy...my train went swimming in the piano...*faints*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-04 01:33:21 +0000 UTC]

Taon: ...He'll be fine. *Shakes head and rolls him onto his stomach.*

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-04 01:44:40 +0000 UTC]

Creep: Ah, good. Do you heat something?

*a loud rumbling occurs around the broken pieces of Cal*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-04 02:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Eh? Nah... *Looks towards the pieces.* Wait, are you.. sure that thing was really destroyed?

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-04 02:53:21 +0000 UTC]

Creep: I think so...

*the pieces begin to reattact to each other*

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-04 12:53:05 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Mmmmnope. No ya didn't. Good job, buddy. *Pats his shoulder.* Ya screwed us over... AGAIN. *Sighs and grabs Baljeet to drag him inside.*

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-04 13:47:56 +0000 UTC]

Cal: *reforms into his evil calculator from* MMMWWWHHHAAAA!!! You cannot defeat me! I'd...wait a minute! *notices that he's the size of a normal calculator* Why am I not BIGGER?!

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-04 15:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Taon: It's not the size that count, but how you use it. *Snickers behind hand.*

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-04 15:34:36 +0000 UTC]

Creep: Ha. You've been tagline'd. XD

Cal: Silence, puny mortals! I still have the strength to tear the very fabric of reality under my mighty fists!

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Taon-the-Chosen In reply to CreepECrawlyMan [2010-11-05 01:10:35 +0000 UTC]

Taon: Yes. Yes, I have. x3 *Gives irritated look to Cal.* Shut up. Creep E broke you once already!

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CreepECrawlyMan In reply to Taon-the-Chosen [2010-11-05 01:16:34 +0000 UTC]

Cal: Yes, but I can still control all of existance! *cackles*

Creep & Taon: *roll our eyes*

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