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Published: 2011-12-23 19:15:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 7128; Favourites: 170; Downloads: 56
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Yes, I am quite clearly insane.My brain does strange things to me. Namely picturing the Great King of Evil making breakfast, wearing a pink apron.
Can you deciper the Hylian?
Prismacolor sketch, Photoshop texts, colour and effects
I'll leave you with the fitting lyrics from a Dean Martin song, sung with Helen O'Connell in the film "Rich, Young and Pretty". Enjoy
"How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
Boiled or fried
I' m satisfied, as long as I get my kiss
How d'ya like your toast in the morning
I like mine with a hug
Dark or light
The world' s all right, as long as I get my hug
I' ve got to have my love in the morning
Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
I' m a regular monster
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
Up or down
I' ll never frown , eggs can be almost bliss
Just as long as I get my kiss
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
I like mine with a kiss
Boiled or fried
I' m satisfied
As long as I get my kiss
How d'ya like your toast in the morning
How d'ya like your toast in the morning
I like mine with a hug
I like mine with a hug
Dark or light
The world' s all right
As long as I get my hug
I' ve got to have my love in the morning
Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
I' m a regular monster
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
Up or down
I' ll never frown
Eggs can be almost bliss , just as long as I get my kiss"
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Comments: 129
Overeasy, and this is totally a morning after picture. Love that cocky expression by the way.
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Hehe thank you!
And congratulations, you're the first person to make that "morning after" connection! I'm glad somebody got it, and it wasn't just me sending out very obscure signals!
Hell if he cooked me breakfast, I'd be pretty pleased about that!
He seems like the kind of guy that's VERY hard to please...
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O_o She was the first person to notice?! When I caught sight of this in my messages I blushed almost instantly at the thought! LOL.
Same as all of your work---I love this! Shit, I hate breakfast food, but I might just have to change my mind if this happened to me.
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I don't really see how anyone could possibly refuse. I mean, he just might have you executed if you refuse his breakfast...
And heh...I do like to be a little naughty every now and again. It has been noticed
And I positively LOVE your icon. IT'S SO CUTE!!
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Thanks! I found it on here, actually. The person who made it is in my signature, lol.
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You're welcome, and I immediately got that vibe off of it. I think it's smile. It kind of says "let's go back to bed after this!" And yes, he does seem like he would be hard to please. I wonder who the lucky lady was that impressed him so.
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The things I love drawing about him the most, are his eyes and smile.
And I would most certainly jump back into bed after breakfast, if that was his intention!
And I have no idea who that lady was...
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Lol, I have a couple of ideas as to who she might be, either way she is one lucky girl.
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this is hilarious! lol i love this! XDDDDD
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Hehe! Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
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I would say, my brain is more like...fried XD
And you're welcome!
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(sorry...I had to do that, being he's Gerudo and all)
YES.
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hehe
Of course, I guess I can understand that.
But I would probably say...
"Sunnyside-up please"
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MMMMMMM!
Eggs on toast are the BEST
WITH KETCHUP
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lol, you sound like my cousin. he puts ketchup on EVERYTHING, LOL
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Damn, now I want scrambled eggs really bad! But now I must wait until morning!
Ketchup is good, but I don't have it lots. But with scrambled eggs and buttered toast, it is pure heaven!
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XD I tihnk it's a bit late to choose scrambled....
(also, I made the "morning after" connection, which was partially why I said"unferterlized")
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Ohh, of course you did! My apologies!
I'd still tap that though.
I mean, look at his face. You can tell he's got something dirty on his mind already >
And I bet he cooks a mean breakfast.
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XD, I bet he does! look at him, he beat the eggs and whips the cream!(sorry...)
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i'm sorry....
(i'm not sorry)
maybe I'm a little sorry....
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I wonder if he makes terriyaki beef jerky? I could go for that.
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I'm sure he makes a wonderful Gerudo spicy dish :3
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Let's just hope Link never catches Ganny in his beast form, or we'll be crying at the next Hylian luow. DX
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I dunno, there's something about the eyes here.
"I WILL POISON YOUR EGGS! >D"
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He'd better not poison my eggs! XD
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How do I like my eggs? Hum... When they're cooked by Ganondorf... I can eggs at any moment of the day! **
Or... I prefer kissing him instead of eating eggs...
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Hehe I agree!
But I'll take the eggs too (I LOVE eggs!)
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You too? I love eggs!
So we'll take both eggs and Ganny! That's so perfect.
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That my friend, sounds like a plan :3
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That's my "New Year Plan"!
I can't imagine seing Ganondorf on a... cover for cooking like "today, we'll cock a delicious chocolate cake with Ganondorf!"... Oh my god... *faint*
A man who's cocking is sexy. Ganondorf who's cocking is the man the most sexy in this world!
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I love a man who can cook! <3
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Me too. It's just so sexy
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If he was baking some cakes or pies, I can see him say "Wanna lick the spoon?"
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ohhh...home ec. with Ganondorf!
I can imagine him being on the cover of a Gerudo cookbook XD
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GANONDORF WITH A MIXING BOWL.
CHOCOLATE CAKE.
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maybe for another playgirl mag, you could hav ganondorf wearing ONLY an apron while he is makeing a cake!
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