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Teaganm — We Need To See The Princess

Published: 2023-10-01 00:04:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 2157; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Description (once they try to go inside the castle)

toad guards: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Ratchet: Oh, hey. I need to see... the princess. It's an emergency.

BLUE TOAD GUARD: (beat) What princess?

YELLOW TOAD GUARD: I've never heard of any princess.

BLUE TOAD GUARD: Oh, wait, I did. Our princess, though, is in another castle.

YELLOW TOAD GUARD: Oh, yeah, that's right.

BLUE TOAD GUARD: You should try another castle, maybe. She ain't in this one.

Ratchet: Huh?

Tigger: Okay, so they're messing with you. And... I don't like it. (takes out his frying pan, screaming a battle cry, places his camping equipment down, and makes food for them, much to Ratchet's confusion) What do you guys, um... What do you wanna eat? Anything, anything your hearts desire. (whispers to Ratchet) Go! (to the guards) I am ready to scramble it up. (Ratchet sneaks in through the palace doors. He stops to notice some more guards)

Ratchet as Mario
Tigger: Toad
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