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Published: 2017-12-27 01:10:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 29811; Favourites: 321; Downloads: 67
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I mean one where the stick's farther up their asses than usual
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Exactly. The only thing that can even begin to dislodge said stick is an existential threat; nothing less will suffice.
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And yet despite this perceived smugness and superiority the Eldar can barely pull out a win in their own Codex these days...
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*Chaotic laughter*
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."
"FOR SLANESH!"
*wet slapping noises*
off in the distance
"WAAAAAARGH."
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only thing they're better at than every other race is FFFFFFCKing OFF!! if not ask Slaneesh
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(Sits on top of my imperial knight) humans have working genitals(sips some coffee)
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Are you saying that as a comment to yourself or yelling it so she can hear you from up there?
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Yelling it
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Yup. Thought so. That'd probably get her attention.
By the way, if you know, can you set the record straight for me? I'm led to believe that an Imperial Knight is a man literally wired into a Titan and is stuck there. I thought that they could get out at any time.
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Imperial knights Iβm pretty sure can still lead lives outside of their machines as they are one man walkers and they would still have to carry on the family so that the next generation can pilot the knight itself
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Ah, gotcha.
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Black Templars: *laughing hysterically in space marine as they tie up the elder in a vaguely ball shape and take two sides of a rather large net*
Grimaldus: ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REMEMBER THE RULES RIGHT?!
Black Templars: YES HIGH RECLUSIARCH!
Grimaldus: THEN BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY OUR GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKING GOD EMPEROR I HEREBY DECLARE THIS GAME SANCTIFIED! *blows whistle and chucks screaming elder into the fray only to be power spikes into the ground by a black templar, pooping her skull like a balloon*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WE HAVE A LIMITED SUPPLY OF THESE! KEEP THAT IN MIND YOU MORON! *grabs a nude howling banshee with the word "bitch" scrawled across her chest and chucks her at the other Side of the net, and blows his whistle*
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Really, Xenos scum? Tell me, when was the last time the Orks or Tau or us humans murderfucked a Chaos god into existence?Β Can you tell me that? Hm? Hm? Can you? Can you name ONE other race that singlehandedly created a whole new Chaos god?
You can't? THAT'S RIGHT BECAUSE YOU POINTY EARED FUCKWITS DID THAT.
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Tamiriel: *catches her on the rebound and suplexes her mounting her and punching after every word* IF. WE. WERE. PERFECT. OUR. EMPIRE. WOULD. NOT. HAVE. FALLEN.Β *gets up, dusts herself off and walks away angry*
Black Templar: The fuck did I just witness?
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Awesome, that would make a nice comic.
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Thanks, too bad I'm only good at drawing imperial knights
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We must Crush the Xenos!
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FOR THE EMPEROR! FOR THE IMPERIUM! FOR HUMANITY! (Sounds of epic glorious battle and slaying of Xeno filth)
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CRUSH THE XENOS!
BURN THEΒ HERETICS!
PURGE THE MUTANTS!
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FOR THE EMPEROR!
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Marine used tactic punch. It was effective!
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*eldar is confussed*
*eldar use psi-powers*
But eldar is confussed
Eldar is too confussed and hurt itself in its confusion
Eldar is fainted....and self destroy in a blood & gore explosion
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