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Published: 2018-10-06 21:48:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 47255; Favourites: 567; Downloads: 151
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Since they were given by a primarchΒ
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Not their primarch.
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True good sir. Heβd probably call them Milksops otherwise
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Well, thats a way to kill her...
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s' an amusing reaction to this on the Extras Thread on Spacebattles
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DATZ DAY WAY TA DO IT!
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Yeah that looks about right.
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WAIT! That is not the way to care for Eldar females. If you fuck them instead, then they will want more. Then they won't fuck over humanity because they want human males to stick around.Β
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If The Emporer says they need to be purged then we purge the heresy out of them! If you don't like it take your complaints up to The Space Marines.
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Thereβs just something so beautiful about about this.
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ONE NIGHT SHOW!!
"what is love" Original by: Haddway
||Remix by Eldar farsee ft. space wolve marine||
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a legendary space concert
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*in very little letters, at the end of the announcement*
sponsored by the imperial inquisition
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I finally found the source of the best WH40K joke ever!Β
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Well now this is gonna be less common these days
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Actually, you can turn an Eldar's neck 340 degrees and it will not break
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No, that's with a tau. They just pop right off at 270
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Eldar have 60% of their bone structure cartilage, granted their bones are stronger than regular humans but in terms of muscularity they can easily pull off some MK finishing moves on regular humans and Tau
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Breaking spines is how Space Wolves show affection! Look at how Leman Russ expressed brotherly love to Magnus the Red.
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Hunter, that was an unconventional kill. The Wolf Lord would like a word.
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After La Femme Fatale, L'Homme Fatale ^^
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better than twilight
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Girlyman forgot about this lesson. Codex Astartes - not even once.
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Since when do Ultramarines get laid and Space Wolves don't? Weird...
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Who said that Space Wolves don't get laid? They just know not to fool around with xenos girls - unlike Girlyman with his barefoot space elf wench, apparently.
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And this is why you should never date ANYONE from the 40k universe.
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Is that a Lunar Wolf? Dude...man....you are 10 000 year late.
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Yep Space WolfΒ
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But what if your chapter doesn't focus on melee combat?
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Then grow some balls and get in there! Β
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Meh Shooting stuff is more fun!
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can't dance and weave out of a good ol bearhug!!!!
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Aahahha!Β
Now we know!Β
Thank you very muchΒ indeed!Β
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